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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘lgbtq’:

12/08/17

Just because I kissed an Irishman doesn’t make me Gaelic.

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06/30/17

This week’s hot lit pick: Maybe Dick by Her/Man Melville, with famous opening line “Call me shemale.”

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06/06/17

The disorganized Pride parade planner had a bit of a wandering gays.

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05/01/17

Is Thomas the Tank Engine trainsgendered?

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03/30/17

What do you call procedure for female-to-male transitioning? A: An append-dick-to-me.

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01/29/17

We can’t wait for Pride! The best ribs and burgers are served at LGBBQ events.

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12/15/16

Openly gay boxers are always out and a bout.

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09/25/16

A pub that doesn’t serve coffee is more like a less bean bar.

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02/16/15

Which teeth can cut both ways? Bi cuspids.

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04/07/14

I regretted my sex change. They’re making a documentary about it: Scrotal Recall.

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