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What do you call procedure for female-to-male transitioning? A: An append-dick-to-me.

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Do pirates get their Jollies by Rogering?

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Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.

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Even though there’s pussy galore, many men prefer to roger moore and pierce brosnan. It part of the bondage thing.

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If you cut Xmas desserts in half, you are probably bisect yule.

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We’ve all heard about trans fats, but what about tranny fats? Do they come from androgynated vegetable oil?

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My friend Ian can’t get a sex change. I guess there’s no womb at the Ian.

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The gay baker who had a fallen souffle was flan-buoyant nonetheless.

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The disorganized Pride parade planner had a bit of a wandering gays.

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If Elton John and Albert Einstein ever got together, their undeniable chemistry would be termed a homogeneous mixture.

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