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I regretted my sex change. They’re making a documentary about it: Scrotal Recall.

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This week’s hot lit pick: Maybe Dick by Her/Man Melville, with famous opening line “Call me shemale.”

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Do those who seek a sex change get a misterectomy?

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They say homosexuals can’t have children, but they are wrong: Conception requires two gay meats.

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Valet drivers love the limo scene.

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What do you call procedure for female-to-male transitioning? A: An append-dick-to-me.

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The gay baker who had a fallen souffle was flan-buoyant nonetheless.

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The disorganized Pride parade planner had a bit of a wandering gays.

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I went out with a tranny. It was great. By the end, I felt ex-Stacey.

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It was recently discovered that spearfishers are gay. Because they Lance Bass.

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