My addiction to French-pressed coffee has caused me to hit bodum.
A pub that doesn’t serve coffee is more like a less bean bar.
I know a coffee shop that’s been in business 40 years. That’s long java tea.
I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”
Selling coffee is a mugs game.
My dream was to invent a single-serve coffee machine, but I lacked the Keurig to do so.
Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.
Coffee doesn’t make you fat. Unless you add widener.
What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners
If you don’t drink coffee in Starbucks you’ll get a have tea fine.