08/14/201809/17/2018 What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
06/21/201806/21/2018 I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?” Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
10/04/201710/04/2017 If you don’t drink coffee in Starbucks you’ll get a have tea fine. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
09/25/201609/25/2016 A pub that doesn’t serve coffee is more like a less bean bar. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
11/28/201511/28/2015 When I gave up coffee it was like I lost my head. I felt decaffitated. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading...
08/28/201508/26/2015 My dream was to invent a single-serve coffee machine, but I lacked the Keurig to do so. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
02/24/201502/24/2015 Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
11/18/201411/17/2014 Coffee doesn’t make you fat. Unless you add widener. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
05/01/201405/01/2014 Do people in Scandinavia take their coffee with Sweden low? Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
11/12/201311/12/2013 An empty coffee cup, aka a vacant latte. Share this pun (4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5) Loading...
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