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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘coffee’:

10/04/17

If you don’t drink coffee in Starbucks you’ll get a have tea fine.

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09/25/16

A pub that doesn’t serve coffee is more like a less bean bar.

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11/28/15

When I gave up coffee it was like I lost my head. I felt decaffitated.

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08/26/15

My dream was to invent a single-serve coffee machine, but I lacked the Keurig to do so.

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02/24/15

Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.

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11/17/14

Coffee doesn’t make you fat. Unless you add widener.

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05/01/14

Do people in Scandinavia take their coffee with Sweden low?

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11/12/13

An empty coffee cup, aka a vacant latte.

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09/03/12

You’ll make a chimpanzee if you give it coffee.

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08/11/12

I know a coffee shop that’s been in business 40 years. That’s long java tea.

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