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Somebody offered me free coffee. I said, ‘Wow, that’s like winning the lattéry!’

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When I gave up coffee it was like I lost my head. I felt decaffitated.

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My addiction to French-pressed coffee has caused me to hit bodum.

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A pub that doesn’t serve coffee is more like a less bean bar.

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I know a coffee shop that’s been in business 40 years. That’s long java tea.

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I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”

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Selling coffee is a mugs game.

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My dream was to invent a single-serve coffee machine, but I lacked the Keurig to do so.

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Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.

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Coffee doesn’t make you fat. Unless you add widener.

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