Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...You’ll make a chimpanzee if you give it coffee.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Coffee doesn’t make you fat. Unless you add widener.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you don’t drink coffee in Starbucks you’ll get a have tea fine.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Somebody offered me free coffee. I said, ‘Wow, that’s like winning the lattéry!’
(7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)Loading...When I gave up coffee it was like I lost my head. I felt decaffitated.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My addiction to French-pressed coffee has caused me to hit bodum.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A pub that doesn’t serve coffee is more like a less bean bar.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I know a coffee shop that’s been in business 40 years. That’s long java tea.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”
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