What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you don’t drink coffee in Starbucks you’ll get a have tea fine.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A pub that doesn’t serve coffee is more like a less bean bar.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When I gave up coffee it was like I lost my head. I felt decaffitated.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My dream was to invent a single-serve coffee machine, but I lacked the Keurig to do so.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Coffee doesn’t make you fat. Unless you add widener.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Do people in Scandinavia take their coffee with Sweden low?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...An empty coffee cup, aka a vacant latte.
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