My addiction to French-pressed coffee has caused me to hit bodum.
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You’ll make a chimpanzee if you give it coffee.
I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”
Do people in Scandinavia take their coffee with Sweden low?
A pub that doesn’t serve coffee is more like a less bean bar.
My dream was to invent a single-serve coffee machine, but I lacked the Keurig to do so.
Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.
Coffee doesn’t make you fat. Unless you add widener.
If you don’t drink coffee in Starbucks you’ll get a have tea fine.
Somebody offered me free coffee. I said, ‘Wow, that’s like winning the lattéry!’