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Puns tagged ‘coffee’:

09/25/16

A pub that doesn’t serve coffee is more like a less bean bar.

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11/28/15

When I gave up coffee it was like I lost my head. I felt decaffitated.

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08/26/15

My dream was to invent a single-serve coffee machine, but I lacked the Keurig to do so.

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02/24/15

Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.

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11/17/14

Coffee doesn’t make you fat. Unless you add widener.

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05/01/14

Do people in Scandinavia take their coffee with Sweden low?

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11/12/13

An empty coffee cup, aka a vacant latte.

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09/03/12

You’ll make a chimpanzee if you give it coffee.

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08/11/12

I know a coffee shop that’s been in business 40 years. That’s long java tea.

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07/15/12

My addiction to French-pressed coffee has caused me to hit bodum.

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