Puns tagged ‘coffee’:
09/25/16
A pub that doesn’t serve coffee is more like a less bean bar.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...11/28/15
When I gave up coffee it was like I lost my head. I felt decaffitated.  (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/26/15
My dream was to invent a single-serve coffee machine, but I lacked the Keurig to do so. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/24/15
Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/17/14
Coffee doesn’t make you fat. Unless you add widener. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/01/14
Do people in Scandinavia take their coffee with Sweden low? (Rate This Pun) Loading ...11/12/13
An empty coffee cup, aka a vacant latte.  (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...09/03/12
You’ll make a chimpanzee if you give it coffee. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/11/12
I know a coffee shop that’s been in business 40 years. That’s long java tea. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/15/12
My addiction to French-pressed coffee has caused me to hit bodum. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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