My dream was to invent a single-serve coffee machine, but I lacked the Keurig to do so.
My addiction to French-pressed coffee has caused me to hit bodum.
Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.
Coffee doesn’t make you fat. Unless you add widener.
What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners
I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”
If you don’t drink coffee in Starbucks you’ll get a have tea fine.
A pub that doesn’t serve coffee is more like a less bean bar.
When I gave up coffee it was like I lost my head. I felt decaffitated.
Do people in Scandinavia take their coffee with Sweden low?