My addiction to French-pressed coffee has caused me to hit bodum.
coffee
I know a coffee shop that’s been in business 40 years. That’s long java tea.
Selling coffee is a mugs game.
What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners
An empty coffee cup, aka a vacant latte.
GET MUGGED
Dear Pun Gents, our high-school environmental club is selling coffee mugs and travel mugs to raise money. We need an environment-related and drink-related pun to put on the mugs! ~Vivian, Vancouver, BC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Save the rainforests. Drink Java.
- I’m in-disposed
- Ever bean enviro-friendly?
- No more paper view.
- Wasting paper cups is high tree sin.
- Save the planet. Get mugged.