So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
Why do those with big noses like making out with their supervisors?
Because – they’re pro-boss-kiss!
My socialist friend thinks that hiring non-union labour to build a partition is indie fence-able.
Hear about the clone who couldn’t function without his morning copy?
Being a Starbucks barista is not a good job, but it’s their latte in life. It’s an espresso train to nowhere. It’s a foam pas. I don’t hold their work in a steam.
I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.
To really spice up your resume, include extra-curryculars.
To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.
Clark Kent takes direction from his hat. Because, you know, it’s his Super visor.