Does the Association of Headhunters have close ties to the Stealworkers Union?
To really spice up your resume, include extra-curryculars.
A bar stockroom must have load beering walls.
My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
Have a low paying job? Could be a case of gross income pittance.
Working in Mexico doesn’t peso good.
How did the genie mock the overworked busboy?
He said, “I’ll grant you three dishes.“
To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.
Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a pun related to my area of writing and speaking — Humor in the Workplace — that might serve as a blog title or a chapter title in a book. It could related to any sub-themes related to the benefits of humor, such as ‘Laughter is the best medicine’ or ‘Humor boosts productivity and sales’ etc. ~Mike, Canmore, AB
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT
- Work to Laugh, don’t live to work
- Work-Laugh Balance
- Be Sure Your Job Ha-Has Benefits
- New Business Juggernaut? We Call it Giggle.
- The Benefits of Laughter? Just Giggle It
- Snickering really satisfies you
- Guffawlow the Leader
- The Pun is Mightier
- ROFL has ROI
- Can’t Wait to Get to the Ha-Hawffice
NASA is full of yes men. They should call it YASA.