The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.
Does the Association of Headhunters have close ties to the Stealworkers Union?
To really spice up your resume, include extra-curryculars.
A bar stockroom must have load beering walls.
My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
Have a low paying job? Could be a case of gross income pittance.
Working in Mexico doesn’t peso good.
How did the genie mock the overworked busboy?
He said, “I’ll grant you three dishes.“
To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.
Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a pun related to my area of writing and speaking — Humor in the Workplace — that might serve as a blog title or a chapter title in a book. It could related to any sub-themes related to the benefits of humor, such as ‘Laughter is the best medicine’ or ‘Humor boosts productivity and sales’ etc. ~Mike, Canmore, AB
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT
- Work to Laugh, don’t live to work
- Work-Laugh Balance
- Be Sure Your Job Ha-Has Benefits
- New Business Juggernaut? We Call it Giggle.
- The Benefits of Laughter? Just Giggle It
- Snickering really satisfies you
- Guffawlow the Leader
- The Pun is Mightier
- ROFL has ROI
- Can’t Wait to Get to the Ha-Hawffice