To really spice up your resume, include extra-curryculars.
To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.
Clark Kent takes direction from his hat. Because, you know, it’s his Super visor.
A bar stockroom must have load beering walls.
My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
If you fire someone arbitrarily, then it’s just cuz.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.
The unemployed man was married to a woman who was never satisfied. When he finally got a job, she was irate nonetheless. “Now,” she said, “you are home less!”
How did the genie mock the overworked busboy?
He said, “I’ll grant you three dishes.“
Just fired my baker; she wasn’t meeting my kneads.