The unemployed man was married to a woman who was never satisfied. When he finally got a job, she was irate nonetheless. “Now,” she said, “you are home less!”
How did the genie mock the overworked busboy?
He said, “I’ll grant you three dishes.“
Just fired my baker; she wasn’t meeting my kneads.
The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.
The manager who couldn’t afford new pens obviously didn’t have a Bic budget.
Being disobeyed by a subordinate is embarrassing enough. But when someone repeatedly disobeys orders I feel more defied.
If your employer refuses to pay you more money, no problem. Just accuse them of raisism.
When faced with two different career paths, a window washer will always choose the ladder.
Companies know the cost of hiring brain-dead employees: it can be ex-pensive.
It’s hard to be the mayor of Sanaa – you’re surrounded by Ye men.