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Puns tagged ‘the workplace’:

06/23/16

I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.

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06/17/16
You can get kicked out a strip club for mam-handling the workers.
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02/17/16

The go go dancer was fired for a legged incompetence.

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02/15/16

The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.

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12/09/15

I should get promoted because I gave you a hot beverage. After all, I have seen your tea.

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09/08/15

Have a low paying job? Could be a case of gross income pittance.

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01/09/15

If you get downsized from a castle, you’ve been de-moated.

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03/27/14

I was picked to clean the floor of a slaughterhouse. It was like winning the sweep steaks.

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09/23/13

My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.

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09/09/13

When faced with two different career paths, a window washer will always choose the ladder.

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