I should get promoted because I gave you a hot beverage. After all, I have seen your tea.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...During work stoppages on the great Egyptian canal, the workers grew Suez-idle.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Being disobeyed by a subordinate is embarrassing enough. But when someone repeatedly disobeys orders I feel more defied.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Let me tell you about the reek I’ve had: First off, I work at the ol’ factory. But a few days ago I ran into some cash problems, so I asked my boss for a smell favour. What was I stinking! Now I have to avoid her, cuz she nose I odour money. Hmm, maybe if I stop wearing deodorant to work, they’ll give me a high-ranking job?
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...If you get downsized from a castle, you’ve been de-moated.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend was fired after he stabbed his boss in the forehead with a fork. He sued for prongful dismissal.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.
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