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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘the workplace’:

06/23/16

I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.

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06/17/16
You can get kicked out a strip club for mam-handling the workers.
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02/17/16

The go go dancer was fired for a legged incompetence.

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02/15/16

The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.

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12/09/15

I should get promoted because I gave you a hot beverage. After all, I have seen your tea.

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09/08/15

Have a low paying job? Could be a case of gross income pittance.

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01/09/15

If you get downsized from a castle, you’ve been de-moated.

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03/27/14

I was picked to clean the floor of a slaughterhouse. It was like winning the sweep steaks.

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09/23/13

My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.

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09/09/13

When faced with two different career paths, a window washer will always choose the ladder.

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