If you get downsized from a castle, you’ve been de-moated.
the workplace
I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.
My friend was fired after he stabbed his boss in the forehead with a fork. He sued for prongful dismissal.
The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.
Torturers like office work. Especially the regular metings.
How did the genie mock the overworked busboy?
He said, “I’ll grant you three dishes.“
Do watch repairmen work over time?
Some railway employees will be run over with a locomotive. They are the trainees.
When faced with two different career paths, a window washer will always choose the ladder.
To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.

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