So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
the workplace
Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.
A bar stockroom must have load beering walls.
The razor factory is facing cuts. Everybody might get blade off.
What did the out-of-work doctor say?
“Patients is a virtue!”
To really spice up your resume, include extra-curryculars.
If you’re at work and the shit hits the fan, the first thing to do is look for your pooper-visor.
My socialist friend thinks that hiring non-union labour to build a partition is indie fence-able.
If your employer refuses to pay you more money, no problem. Just accuse them of raisism.
The manager who couldn’t afford new pens obviously didn’t have a Bic budget.