My friend was fired after he stabbed his boss in the forehead with a fork. He sued for prongful dismissal.
The chef fired the waiter for disobeying hors d’oeuvres.
Torturers like office work. Especially the regular metings.
The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.
Does the Association of Headhunters have close ties to the Stealworkers Union?
To really spice up your resume, include extra-curryculars.
A bar stockroom must have load beering walls.
My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
Have a low paying job? Could be a case of gross income pittance.
Working in Mexico doesn’t peso good.