The unemployed man was married to a woman who was never satisfied. When he finally got a job, she was irate nonetheless. “Now,” she said, “you are home less!”
the workplace
How did the genie mock the overworked busboy?
He said, “I’ll grant you three dishes.“
Just fired my baker; she wasn’t meeting my kneads.
The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.
The manager who couldn’t afford new pens obviously didn’t have a Bic budget.
Being disobeyed by a subordinate is embarrassing enough. But when someone repeatedly disobeys orders I feel more defied.
If your employer refuses to pay you more money, no problem. Just accuse them of raisism.
When faced with two different career paths, a window washer will always choose the ladder.
Companies know the cost of hiring brain-dead employees: it can be ex-pensive.
It’s hard to be the mayor of Sanaa – you’re surrounded by Ye men.