Quitting a job I don’t like is my only resign for leaving!
Companies know the cost of hiring brain-dead employees: it can be ex-pensive.
Clark Kent takes direction from his hat. Because, you know, it’s his Super visor.
The chef fired the waiter for disobeying hors d’oeuvres.
Some railway employees will be run over with a locomotive. They are the trainees.
The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.
How did the genie mock the overworked busboy?
He said, “I’ll grant you three dishes.“
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
Working in Mexico doesn’t peso good.