My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
If you fire someone arbitrarily, then it’s just cuz.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.
The unemployed man was married to a woman who was never satisfied. When he finally got a job, she was irate nonetheless. “Now,” she said, “you are home less!”
How did the genie mock the overworked busboy?
He said, “I’ll grant you three dishes.“
Just fired my baker; she wasn’t meeting my kneads.
The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.
The manager who couldn’t afford new pens obviously didn’t have a Bic budget.
Being disobeyed by a subordinate is embarrassing enough. But when someone repeatedly disobeys orders I feel more defied.
If your employer refuses to pay you more money, no problem. Just accuse them of raisism.