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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Clark Kent takes direction from his hat. Because, you know, it’s his Super visor.
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(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...If you fire someone arbitrarily, then it’s just cuz.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.
(9 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...The unemployed man was married to a woman who was never satisfied. When he finally got a job, she was irate nonetheless. “Now,” she said, “you are home less!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...How did the genie mock the overworked busboy?
He said, “I’ll grant you three dishes.“
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