During work stoppages on the great Egyptian canal, the workers grew Suez-idle.
the workplace
The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.
Being disobeyed by a subordinate is embarrassing enough. But when someone repeatedly disobeys orders I feel more defied.
Let me tell you about the reek I’ve had: First off, I work at the ol’ factory. But a few days ago I ran into some cash problems, so I asked my boss for a smell favour. What was I stinking! Now I have to avoid her, cuz she nose I odour money. Hmm, maybe if I stop wearing deodorant to work, they’ll give me a high-ranking job?
The chef fired the waiter for disobeying hors d’oeuvres.
If you get downsized from a castle, you’ve been de-moated.
I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.
My friend was fired after he stabbed his boss in the forehead with a fork. He sued for prongful dismissal.
The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.
Torturers like office work. Especially the regular metings.


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