The most inept dancers are found at lumber mills. They have so many board feet.
I broke out in a waltz today. It was just once of those happens dance things.
A good dancer goes to Heaven. Got his rhythm to the end.
The go go dancer was fired for a legged incompetence.
When my wife caught me ballroom dancing with a lamb, I knew I was in sheep dip.
Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.
We plan to go clubbing. Now is the winter of our disco intent.
Take public transit? Hellz yeah, that’s how I bus to move.
I can’t stop brakedancing!
Dear Pun Gents, four friends—two guys, two girls—are doing a 5k ‘glow run’ involving glow sticks and techno music. We need a team name! ~Tracy, Tampa, FL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Beats me up, Scotty
- Off the Beatin’ Tracks
- Light on our Feet
- The Glowsbusters
- Stark Ravin’ Mad
- Sticky Feet
- Rave You To the Finish
- Race the Roof
- The Hippydrome
- Andre 5000 (metres)
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