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I broke out in a waltz today. It was just once of those happens dance things.

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We plan to go clubbing. Now is the winter of our disco intent.

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Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.

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I can’t stop brakedancing!

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A good dancer goes to Heaven. Got his rhythm to the end.

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McDonald’s opened an ice Palace. I got so excited I danced a big mac-arena

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Take public transit? Hellz yeah, that’s how I bus to move.

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The most inept dancers are found at lumber mills. They have so many board feet.

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The go go dancer was fired for a legged incompetence.

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When my wife caught me ballroom dancing with a lamb, I knew I was in sheep dip.

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