Those who box gets in arm’s way.
Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.
Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.
Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.
Don’t bother me when I have massive intracranial bleeding. I’ve got a clot on my mind.
I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine.
A broken leg isn’t serious. It tends to be a femur-al.
Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?
I pulled my torso. It’s oblique situation. It’s not what I in tendoned.
Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.