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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘injuries’:

03/23/17

Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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11/18/16

Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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12/28/14

Do you have a sore back? You are acting rather disc hurteous.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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12/26/14

Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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12/10/13

I pulled my torso. It’s oblique situation. It’s not what I in tendoned.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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07/27/13

I realized I was an incredibly huge giant when I injured the mall of my back.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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03/08/13

Stop licking telephone poles – post taste!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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02/19/12

A broken leg isn’t serious. It tends to be a femur-al.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
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08/11/11

I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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05/06/11

Those who box¬† gets in arm’s way.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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