A broken leg isn’t serious. It tends to be a femur-al.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I pulled my torso. It’s oblique situation. It’s not what I in tendoned.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Those who box gets in arm’s way.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...I realized I was an incredibly huge giant when I injured the mall of my back.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Do you have a sore back? You are acting rather disc hurteous.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.
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