Puns tagged ‘injuries’:
03/23/17
Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/18/16
Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos. (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/28/14
Do you have a sore back? You are acting rather disc hurteous. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/26/14
Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/10/13
I pulled my torso. It’s oblique situation. It’s not what I in tendoned. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/27/13
I realized I was an incredibly huge giant when I injured the mall of my back.  (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading ...03/08/13
Stop licking telephone poles – post taste! (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/19/12
A broken leg isn’t serious. It tends to be a femur-al. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/11/11
I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine. (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5) Loading ...05/06/11
Those who box gets in arm’s way. (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading ... |
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