Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.
Do you have a sore back? You are acting rather disc hurteous.
Don’t bother me when I have massive intracranial bleeding. I’ve got a clot on my mind.
Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.
Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?
Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.
Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.
I pulled my torso. It’s oblique situation. It’s not what I in tendoned.
I realized I was an incredibly huge giant when I injured the mall of my back.
Stop licking telephone poles – post taste!