Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.
Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?
Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.
Do you have a sore back? You are acting rather disc hurteous.
Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.
I pulled my torso. It’s oblique situation. It’s not what I in tendoned.
I realized I was an incredibly huge giant when I injured the mall of my back.
Stop licking telephone poles – post taste!
A broken leg isn’t serious. It tends to be a femur-al.
I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine.