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Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.

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Don’t bother me when I have massive intracranial bleeding. I’ve got a clot on my mind.

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I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine.

(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

A broken leg isn’t serious. It tends to be a femur-al.

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Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?

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I pulled my torso. It’s oblique situation. It’s not what I in tendoned.

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Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.

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Do you have a sore back? You are acting rather disc hurteous.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.

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