I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine.
A broken leg isn’t serious. It tends to be a femur-al.
Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?
I pulled my torso. It’s oblique situation. It’s not what I in tendoned.
Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.
Do you have a sore back? You are acting rather disc hurteous.
Don’t bother me when I have massive intracranial bleeding. I’ve got a clot on my mind.
Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.
Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.
Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.