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Puns tagged ‘injuries’:

11/18/16

Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.

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12/28/14

Do you have a sore back? You are acting rather disc hurteous.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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12/26/14

Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.

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12/10/13

I pulled my torso. It’s oblique situation. It’s not what I in tendoned.

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07/27/13

I realized I was an incredibly huge giant when I injured the mall of my back.

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03/08/13

Stop licking telephone poles – post taste!

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02/19/12

A broken leg isn’t serious. It tends to be a femur-al.

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08/11/11

I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine.

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05/06/11

Those who box¬† gets in arm’s way.

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