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I pulled my torso. It’s oblique situation. It’s not what I in tendoned.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Do you have a sore back? You are acting rather disc hurteous.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Don’t bother me when I have massive intracranial bleeding. I’ve got a clot on my mind.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?

(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.

(4 votes, average: 1.75 out of 5)

Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

I realized I was an incredibly huge giant when I injured the mall of my back.

(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)

Stop licking telephone poles – post taste!

(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)