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Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.

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Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?

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Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.

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Do you have a sore back? You are acting rather disc hurteous.

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Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.

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I pulled my torso. It’s oblique situation. It’s not what I in tendoned.

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I realized I was an incredibly huge giant when I injured the mall of my back.

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Stop licking telephone poles – post taste!

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A broken leg isn’t serious. It tends to be a femur-al.

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I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine.

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