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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘pigs’:

08/20/17

Feeling lost after I gave up pig breeding. Now my life is a bit rutterless.

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04/07/17

How do you get mud off a pig? A: Use a sludge-hammer.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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01/26/17

Compared to a pig, falling in love with a rodent is nothing. Especially when it’s the pork you pine.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/15/16

I get along well with pig breeders. Our interests are interswined.

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03/28/16

Whenever I see bacon in the pan, I think, ‘Now, that’s parallel porking.’

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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03/23/16

I’m a bit of a pig. I can say that un-ham-big-uously.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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06/17/15

They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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05/16/15

Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.

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03/10/15

New technology trend: supercomputers that analyze the metrics behind swine behaviour, aka Pig Data.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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10/30/14

I thought I saw a pig wolf, but it was just a pork-lupine.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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