I’m a bit of a pig. I can say that un-ham-big-uously.
If pork bellies trade on the NASDAQ exchange, do pork scrotums trade on the NADSAQ?
I was going to give you a pig but I didn’t want to boar you.
There are pigs that sound just like horses, in my neigh-boar hood.
The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”
New technology trend: supercomputers that analyze the metrics behind swine behaviour, aka Pig Data.
My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
I get along well with pig breeders. Our interests are interswined.
My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.