My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
pigs
They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.
Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.
Whenever I see bacon in the pan, I think, ‘Now, that’s parallel porking.’
Are there child-eating pigs in Tottenham?
I’ll eat a bacon sandwich, although it’s ratherĀ bunpignified behaviour.
I’m a bit of a pig. I can say that un-ham-big-uously.
When I went to Tokyo, I noticed bacon in every restaurant! They told me “It’sĀ pig in ya pan.”
How do you get mud off a pig? A: Use a sludge-hammer.
Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.