I’ll eat a bacon sandwich, although it’s rather bunpignified behaviour.
When I went to Tokyo, I noticed bacon in every restaurant! They told me “It’s pig in ya pan.”
Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.
I tried to fatten up the hogs, but the piggins were slim.
My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.
Are there child-eating pigs in Tottenham?
Whenever I see bacon in the pan, I think, ‘Now, that’s parallel porking.’
I thought I saw a pig wolf, but it was just a pork-lupine.