How do you get mud off a pig? A: Use a sludge-hammer.
Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.
Compared to a pig, falling in love with a rodent is nothing. Especially when it’s the pork you pine.
My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
I get along well with pig breeders. Our interests are interswined.
Are there child-eating pigs in Tottenham?
The future of farming? Pig Data.
The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”
I’m a bit of a pig. I can say that un-ham-big-uously.
People who look at their butt in the mirror and see a wild boar may be suffering from an eye condition known as asspigmatism.