My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
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(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Whenever I see bacon in the pan, I think, ‘Now, that’s parallel porking.’
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Are there child-eating pigs in Tottenham?
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I’ll eat a bacon sandwich, although it’s rather bunpignified behaviour.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I’m a bit of a pig. I can say that un-ham-big-uously.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When I went to Tokyo, I noticed bacon in every restaurant! They told me “It’s pig in ya pan.”
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...How do you get mud off a pig? A: Use a sludge-hammer.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.
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