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Puns tagged ‘pigs’:

06/15/16

I get along well with pig breeders. Our interests are interswined.

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03/28/16

Whenever I see bacon in the pan, I think, ‘Now, that’s parallel porking.’

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03/23/16

I’m a bit of a pig. I can say that un-ham-big-uously.

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06/17/15

They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.

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05/16/15

Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.

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03/10/15

New technology trend: supercomputers that analyze the metrics behind swine behaviour, aka Pig Data.

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10/30/14

I thought I saw a pig wolf, but it was just a pork-lupine.

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10/29/14

Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.

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09/08/14

People who look at their butt in the mirror and see a wild boar may be suffering from an eye condition known as asspigmatism.

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10/05/13

When I went to Tokyo, I noticed bacon in every restaurant! They told me “It’s pig in ya pan.”

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