If pork bellies trade on the NASDAQ exchange, do pork scrotums trade on the NADSAQ?
pigs
I was going to give you a pig but I didn’t want to boar you.
New technology trend: supercomputers that analyze the metrics behind swine behaviour, aka Pig Data.
I’ll eat a bacon sandwich, although it’s rather bunpignified behaviour.
When I went to Tokyo, I noticed bacon in every restaurant! They told me “It’s pig in ya pan.”
Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.
I tried to fatten up the hogs, but the piggins were slim.
My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.
Whenever I see bacon in the pan, I think, ‘Now, that’s parallel porking.’