You can’t win a fight with Monsanto. You just have to agri.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Do irrigation systems work? Yes, moist of the time.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The pumpkin farmer refused to raise cattle. He was afraid of being gourd.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Why did the farmer build his waterwheel in the shade?
He figured he could make a cool mill.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Wheat farmers possess triticale thinking skills.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A vegetable farmer was feeling left behind by technology. In frustration he threw a bushel of peas on the floor. He cried “Now that’s a pod cast!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Farmers are full of hay tread.
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