The pumpkin farmer refused to raise cattle. He was afraid of being gourd.

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Why did the farmer build his waterwheel in the shade?

He figured he could make a cool mill.

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A vegetable farmer was feeling left behind by technology. In frustration he threw a bushel of peas on the floor. He cried “Now that’s a pod cast!”

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