Anyone who leads a plow animal onto the links can, in my opinion, golf ox themselves.
The pumpkin farmer refused to raise cattle. He was afraid of being gourd.
Which animal is hardest to milk?
The drama dairy.
Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks.
Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
A vegetable farmer was feeling left behind by technology. In frustration he threw a bushel of peas on the floor. He cried “Now that’s a pod cast!”
Farmers are full of hay tread.
The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”
What’s a farmer’s biggest nightmare?
Attila the Hen.
Fish farming? Hoe my Cod, what a great idea!