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Puns tagged ‘farming’:

11/30/13

Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.

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11/11/13

Farmers are full of hay tread.

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11/05/13

Wheat farmers possess triticale thinking skills.

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09/08/13

Farming advice: be a fallower, not a weeder.

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06/03/13

There is no smog out in the country. But there is hays everywhere.

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04/07/11

Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?

In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.

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02/03/11

The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”

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08/27/10

The pumpkin farmer refused to raise cattle. He was afraid of being gourd.

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08/08/10

How does a farmer pick up women?

“Wanna ride on my barley? Let’s combine.”

They know how to a tractor!

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07/09/10

Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks.

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