Farmers are full of hay tread.
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A vegetable farmer was feeling left behind by technology. In frustration he threw a bushel of peas on the floor. He cried “Now that’s a pod cast!”
Wheat farmers possess triticale thinking skills.
The grass farmer was criminally charged after using a sod-off shotgun to settle a lawn-standing turf war – he wanted mow money. After his arrest he was denied bale.
Do agreebusinesses get along with the community?
The farmer was at a loss to produce more beef. In a last ditch effort he put all his cows in a cyclotron. So sad… he was really spinning his veals.
Anyone who leads a plow animal onto the links can, in my opinion, golf ox themselves.
Farming advice: be a fallower, not a weeder.
Do mathematicians prefer farming by hand?
No – they’re pro tractor.
You can’t win a fight with Monsanto. You just have to agri.