The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”
What’s a farmer’s biggest nightmare?
Attila the Hen.
Fish farming? Hoe my Cod, what a great idea!
Do irrigation systems work? Yes, moist of the time.
You can’t win a fight with Monsanto. You just have to agri.
The future of farming? Pig Data.
Anyone who leads a plow animal onto the links can, in my opinion, golf ox themselves.
Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.
Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.