The future of farming? Pig Data.
Anyone who leads a plow animal onto the links can, in my opinion, golf ox themselves.
Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.
Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.
Farmers are full of hay tread.
Wheat farmers possess triticale thinking skills.
Farming advice: be a fallower, not a weeder.
There is no smog out in the country. But there is hays everywhere.
Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.