Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
Wheat farmers possess triticale thinking skills.
A vegetable farmer was feeling left behind by technology. In frustration he threw a bushel of peas on the floor. He cried “Now that’s a pod cast!”
Farmers are full of hay tread.
The future of farming? Pig Data.
The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”
What’s a farmer’s biggest nightmare?
Attila the Hen.
People say smog is a city problem, but that’s not true. Like when I drive to the farm – all I see is hays.