Puns tagged ‘farming’:
11/30/13
Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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Farmers are full of hay tread.   (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ...11/05/13
Wheat farmers possess triticale thinking skills. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/08/13
Farming advice: be a fallower, not a weeder. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/03/13
There is no smog out in the country. But there is hays everywhere. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/07/11
Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee? In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder. (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...02/03/11
The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.” (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/27/10
The pumpkin farmer refused to raise cattle. He was afraid of being gourd. (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...08/08/10
How does a farmer pick up women? “Wanna ride on my barley? Let’s combine.” They know how to a tractor! (3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/09/10
Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks. (6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5) Loading ... |
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