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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘farming’:


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04/01/16

Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.

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06/17/15

They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.

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11/30/13

Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.

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11/11/13

Farmers are full of hay tread.

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11/05/13

Wheat farmers possess triticale thinking skills.

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09/08/13

Farming advice: be a fallower, not a weeder.

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06/03/13

There is no smog out in the country. But there is hays everywhere.

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04/07/11

Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?

In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.

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02/03/11

The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”

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08/27/10

The pumpkin farmer refused to raise cattle. He was afraid of being gourd.

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