Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
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(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Wheat farmers possess triticale thinking skills.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A vegetable farmer was feeling left behind by technology. In frustration he threw a bushel of peas on the floor. He cried “Now that’s a pod cast!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Farmers are full of hay tread.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Cheer Pun Gent Pat at the PunOff – Watch live webcast May 16
Forecasts of bad weather make farmers bipolar. They’re almanac depressive.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...The future of farming? Pig Data.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a farmer’s biggest nightmare?
Attila the Hen.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...People say smog is a city problem, but that’s not true. Like when I drive to the farm – all I see is hays.
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