Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks.
farming
Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
The pumpkin farmer refused to raise cattle. He was afraid of being gourd.
Do irrigation systems work? Yes, moist of the time.
Which animal is hardest to milk?
The drama dairy.
People say smog is a city problem, but that’s not true. Like when I drive to the farm – all I see is hays.
Fish farming? Hoe my Cod, what a great idea!
Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.
Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
Why did the farmer build his waterwheel in the shade?
He figured he could make a cool mill.


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