Do irrigation systems work? Yes, moist of the time.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which animal is hardest to milk?
The drama dairy.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...People say smog is a city problem, but that’s not true. Like when I drive to the farm – all I see is hays.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Fish farming? Hoe my Cod, what a great idea!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did the farmer build his waterwheel in the shade?
He figured he could make a cool mill.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Q. Would your father rather tend to his marijuana grow-op, or sing children’s songs?
A. Pop hoes the weed soil.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Prisoners are allowed to grow vegetables – it’s in their con tract. Although, staff should always be garden them.
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