Puns tagged ‘farming’:
04/01/16
Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/17/15
They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.  (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading ...11/30/13
Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/11/13
Farmers are full of hay tread. (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ...11/05/13
Wheat farmers possess triticale thinking skills. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/08/13
Farming advice: be a fallower, not a weeder. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/03/13
There is no smog out in the country. But there is hays everywhere. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/07/11
Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee? In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder. (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...02/03/11
The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.” (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/27/10
The pumpkin farmer refused to raise cattle. He was afraid of being gourd. (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ... |
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