There is no smog out in the country. But there is hays everywhere.
Do irrigation systems work? Yes, moist of the time.
Farming advice: be a fallower, not a weeder.
You can’t win a fight with Monsanto. You just have to agri.
Why did the farmer build his waterwheel in the shade?
He figured he could make a cool mill.
The farmer was at a loss to produce more beef. In a last ditch effort he put all his cows in a cyclotron. So sad… he was really spinning his veals.
How does a farmer pick up women?
“Wanna ride on my barley? Let’s combine.”
They know how to a tractor!
Do mathematicians prefer farming by hand?
No – they’re pro tractor.
Hear about the businessman who spent his days combining chickens?
He wanted to make a hen-sum profit!
The grass farmer was criminally charged after using a sod-off shotgun to settle a lawn-standing turf war – he wanted mow money. After his arrest he was denied bale.