The grass farmer was criminally charged after using a sod-off shotgun to settle a lawn-standing turf war – he wanted mow money. After his arrest he was denied bale.
Q. Would your father rather tend to his marijuana grow-op, or sing children’s songs?
A. Pop hoes the weed soil.
Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
Anyone who leads a plow animal onto the links can, in my opinion, golf ox themselves.
The pumpkin farmer refused to raise cattle. He was afraid of being gourd.
Which animal is hardest to milk?
The drama dairy.
Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks.
Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
A vegetable farmer was feeling left behind by technology. In frustration he threw a bushel of peas on the floor. He cried “Now that’s a pod cast!”
Farmers are full of hay tread.