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Farmers are full of hay tread.

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The future of farming? Pig Data.

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The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”

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What’s a farmer’s biggest nightmare?

Attila the Hen.

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People say smog is a city problem, but that’s not true. Like when I drive to the farm – all I see is hays.

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There is no smog out in the country. But there is hays everywhere.

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Do irrigation systems work? Yes, moist of the time.

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Farming advice: be a fallower, not a weeder.

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You can’t win a fight with Monsanto. You just have to agri.

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