You can’t win a fight with Monsanto. You just have to agri.
Do irrigation systems work? Yes, moist of the time.
The pumpkin farmer refused to raise cattle. He was afraid of being gourd.
Why did the farmer build his waterwheel in the shade?
He figured he could make a cool mill.
Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.
Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
Wheat farmers possess triticale thinking skills.
A vegetable farmer was feeling left behind by technology. In frustration he threw a bushel of peas on the floor. He cried “Now that’s a pod cast!”
Farmers are full of hay tread.