Q. Would your father rather tend to his marijuana grow-op, or sing children’s songs?
A. Pop hoes the weed soil.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Prisoners are allowed to grow vegetables – it’s in their con tract. Although, staff should always be garden them.
p.s. The Pun Gents were featured on CityTV’s Speakers Corner this past weekend! You can check out our shenanigans here.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Farmers are full of hay tread.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...A vegetable farmer was feeling left behind by technology. In frustration he threw a bushel of peas on the floor. He cried “Now that’s a pod cast!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Wheat farmers possess triticale thinking skills.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The grass farmer was criminally charged after using a sod-off shotgun to settle a lawn-standing turf war – he wanted mow money. After his arrest he was denied bale.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Do agreebusinesses get along with the community?
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The farmer was at a loss to produce more beef. In a last ditch effort he put all his cows in a cyclotron. So sad… he was really spinning his veals.
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