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Puns tagged ‘convoluted’:

10/29/09

Hear about the female student of interpretation theory, who rejected her boyfriend because he had fleas?

Yes, her man knew tics.

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01/18/05

Why did Moses think it was a mistake for his brother to worship beneath the leg of the Golden Calf?

Because he was Aaron on the side of cow-shin.

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01/11/05

Why was Detective Twain encouraged after visiting the forensics lab in the case of The Bubblegum Murders?

Because he had the prints – and he’d soon have the popper.

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01/07/05

Why does milk explore interstellar space when ingested by a seagull?

Because it’s enter-gull-lactic!

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12/31/04

What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?

Curie horse-tea killed the cat.

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12/30/04

What do you call it when a French psychoanalyst falls on the winter ice?

A froidian slip of course!

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12/22/04

What do you call a database of prisoners’ wigwams?

A table of con tents.

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12/19/04

What Nancy Sinatra said when she heard Donald Trump had hired a dozen supermodels to cook Chinese food:

“Wow, D’s beauts are maids for wokking!”

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12/17/04

Did you hear about the diplomat who skipped out on Thanksgiving dinner to negotiate an Eastern European territory swap, and ended up getting Hungary for Turkey?

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12/16/04

Why did the soldier scream as he carried burning rubble from the backpacker’s hotel?

Because he was taking hostel fire.

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