Why should you face death by firing squad instead of running a marathon?
Because it’s better to be strafed than sore-kneed.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why does milk explore interstellar space when ingested by a seagull?
Because it’s enter-gull-lactic!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did the soldier scream as he carried burning rubble from the backpacker’s hotel?
Because he was taking hostel fire.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why did Moses think it was a mistake for his brother to worship beneath the leg of the Golden Calf?
Because he was Aaron on the side of cow-shin.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why does rubbing your hair with vinegar give you head lice?
Because he who acetates is loused.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Never insult the patriarch of a vietnamese soup restaurant – it would be a pho pa.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What did Philip II of Macedon say when his son refused to give up the cheese-slicer to the maid?
“Alex, hand her the grate!”
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear about the guy with a lisp who went to an art film about the sewing industry, but couldn’t comprehend all the thimbolism?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What do you call a database of prisoners’ wigwams?
A table of con tents.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...What do you call it when a French psychoanalyst falls on the winter ice?
A froidian slip of course!
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