Did you hear about the diplomat who skipped out on Thanksgiving dinner to negotiate an Eastern European territory swap, and ended up getting Hungary for Turkey?

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Why should you face death by firing squad instead of running a marathon?

Because it’s better to be strafed than sore-kneed.

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