Why did the soldier scream as he carried burning rubble from the backpacker’s hotel?
Because he was taking hostel fire.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?
Curie horse-tea killed the cat.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why does rubbing your hair with vinegar give you head lice?
Because he who acetates is loused.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q. Would your father rather tend to his marijuana grow-op, or sing children’s songs?
A. Pop hoes the weed soil.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Why was Detective Twain encouraged after visiting the forensics lab in the case of The Bubblegum Murders?
Because he had the prints – and he’d soon have the popper.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What did Philip II of Macedon say when his son refused to give up the cheese-slicer to the maid?
“Alex, hand her the grate!”
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why does milk explore interstellar space when ingested by a seagull?
Because it’s enter-gull-lactic!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the female student of interpretation theory, who rejected her boyfriend because he had fleas?
Yes, her man knew tics.
(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)Loading...What do you call a database of prisoners’ wigwams?
A table of con tents.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Why does it not matter when Germans scratch their butts?
Because ass-itch in time saves nein.
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