What do you call a database of prisoners’ wigwams?
A table of con tents.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Why does it not matter when Germans scratch their butts?
Because ass-itch in time saves nein.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...What do you call it when a French psychoanalyst falls on the winter ice?
A froidian slip of course!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear about the diplomat who skipped out on Thanksgiving dinner to negotiate an Eastern European territory swap, and ended up getting Hungary for Turkey?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why should you face death by firing squad instead of running a marathon?
Because it’s better to be strafed than sore-kneed.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why does milk explore interstellar space when ingested by a seagull?
Because it’s enter-gull-lactic!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did the soldier scream as he carried burning rubble from the backpacker’s hotel?
Because he was taking hostel fire.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why did Moses think it was a mistake for his brother to worship beneath the leg of the Golden Calf?
Because he was Aaron on the side of cow-shin.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why does rubbing your hair with vinegar give you head lice?
Because he who acetates is loused.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Never insult the patriarch of a vietnamese soup restaurant – it would be a pho pa.
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