Puns tagged ‘current events’:
03/14/13
The use of smoke in the papal selection proves the Church has a sense of fumer.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/27/13
Monetary policy madness: Fed Chair Ben Bernanke, aka the ‘Bernanker-Chief’, is blowing his wad! (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/22/13
U.S. politics True or False: A Harry Reid is worse than a relentless Boehner.  (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...01/20/13
50 Shades of Grey made me puke up my lunch – in fact it gave me a reading disorder. Whoever wrote it is ill literate. (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ...01/17/13
Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today's puns!] (10 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...11/24/12
You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels. (6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5) Loading ...11/13/12
OH NO! (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/28/12
The situation in Damascus is Syrias! (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/18/12
Today’s pun will be dirty. Because we don’t believe in SOPA. (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...09/05/11
What’s Gadhafi’s favourite word game? Mad Libyas. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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