Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
It was recently discovered that spearfishers are gay. Because they Lance Bass.
A new sovereign nation has appeared quite Sudanly.
In Macauley Culkin’s latest film, Home Loan: everyone know which villains are at default. There’s a celebration for Wall Street bankers, and they catch the bad guys at a subprime party.
When Obama makes decisions he is unduly influenced by his Boehner.
If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.
Is there a Greece fire? I see bill owing smoke.
Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.
Barack Obama is much younger than his Republican rival. He was recently quoted as declaring, “I don’t need my cane as president!”