If I was trapped 69 days in a hole, I wouldn’t mine. It’s a bit too Chile on the surface.
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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...With Danielle, then Earl, and then Fiona, we see that storms are named according to letters of the alphabet, with alternating genders. They should call them his and hurricanes.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Usually when you hear about Norway it’s Oslo news day.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...When New Orleans was sinking, all FEMA did was declare Louisiana a state of emergent sea.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...In Macauley Culkin’s latest film, Home Loan: everyone know which villains are at default. There’s a celebration for Wall Street bankers, and they catch the bad guys at a subprime party.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Which bacterial illness is often caught by celebrities?
A-listeriosis.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The parents of that kid Falcon were absolute balloonatics.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When Monica Lewinsky interned for Santa, she spent a lot of time servicing the North Pole. However, the wind blew and the weather sucked; she tried to quit, but Santa kept her around to polish his candy canes. Feeling exploited, she launched a Clause-suction lawsuit.
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