With Danielle, then Earl, and then Fiona, we see that storms are named according to letters of the alphabet, with alternating genders. They should call them his and hurricanes.
current events
Barack Obama is much younger than his Republican rival. He was recently quoted as declaring, “I don’t need my cane as president!”
Morgan Tsvangirai, the leader of the opposition was silenced this week because he’s in Bob’s way.
The angry mob tortured the newspaper editor by cooking him inside a Rose of Mohammed. It was the dark days – of the Danish Imposition.
Korean bankers of late have a very won appearance.
Is it true that Middle Eastern tyrants Arab-dictating power?
What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.

New Puns on Demand filled today!
Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
When Obama makes decisions he is unduly influenced by his Boehner.
The most popular language in the world right now is Sheenese.


