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03/14/13

The use of smoke in the papal selection proves the Church has a sense of fumer.

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01/27/13

Monetary policy madness: Fed Chair Ben Bernanke, aka the ‘Bernanker-Chief’, is blowing his wad!

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01/22/13

U.S. politics True or False: A Harry Reid is worse than a relentless Boehner.

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01/20/13

50 Shades of Grey made me puke up my lunch – in fact it gave me a reading disorder. Whoever wrote it is ill literate.

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01/17/13

Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he  never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today's puns!]

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11/24/12

You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.

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11/13/12

OH NO!

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01/28/12

The situation in Damascus is Syrias!

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01/18/12

Today’s pun will be dirty. Because we don’t believe in SOPA.

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09/05/11

What’s Gadhafi’s favourite word game? Mad Libyas.

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