The US economy is debt in the water. Nothing can fill its sales.
The New Orleans levy inspectors will be forever dammed.
Kim Jong Il is a happy fellow. He missiles while he works.
All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
Did the CEO of General Motors just wake up one day and say, “G, M broke!”?
The iPad is a product of eons of geology. Specifically, slate tech-tronics.
iPad? Should be ‘iPaid already’, for the iPod, the iTouch, and the iPhone. This one should be free!
The most popular language in the world right now is Sheenese.
The use of smoke in the papal selection proves the Church has a sense of fumer.
Monetary policy madness: Fed Chair Ben Bernanke, aka the ‘Bernanker-Chief’, is blowing his wad!