Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.
They depicted Mohammad’s donkey in a Danish newspaper cartoon. It was an insult to his llama.
Aid workers want to enter Burma. But they must wait til they’ve been de-Laosed.
The situation in Egypt is totally MUBAR.
Why did Obama need to go shopping for nylons?
Because – he lost the support of the hose.
The dyslexic experimental farmer couldn’t believe they caught the guy behind Kiwi-leeks.
After Catcher in the Rye, J.D. Salinger’s writing career stayed in a Holden pattern. And he would never field any cauls.
Rural America is being asked to bale out Wall Street. Most Americans don’t understand the crisis, so it had to be explained to them in Lehman’s terms. The bulls have lost; how quickly the Bears Sterns! The bank CEOs have been advised to keep off the streets, lest they be Merrilly Lynched.
Is it true that Middle Eastern tyrants Arab-dictating power?
Forget pension benefits – most American grannies want to be pinchin’ Ben Afflecks!