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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘current events’:

03/14/13

The use of smoke in the papal selection proves the Church has a sense of fumer.

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01/27/13

Monetary policy madness: Fed Chair Ben Bernanke, aka the ‘Bernanker-Chief’, is blowing his wad!

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01/22/13

U.S. politics True or False: A Harry Reid is worse than a relentless Boehner.

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01/20/13

50 Shades of Grey made me puke up my lunch – in fact it gave me a reading disorder. Whoever wrote it is ill literate.

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01/17/13

Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he  never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today's puns!]

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11/24/12

You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.

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11/13/12

OH NO!

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01/28/12

The situation in Damascus is Syrias!

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01/18/12

Today’s pun will be dirty. Because we don’t believe in SOPA.

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09/05/11

What’s Gadhafi’s favourite word game? Mad Libyas.

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