Piracy is big business. It ain’t no Somali change.
Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.
Palin spent $150,000 on campaign outfits?
If she keeps that up, she certainly won’t clothes The Gap.
Is it true that Middle Eastern tyrants Arab-dictating power?
Barack Obama is much younger than his Republican rival. He was recently quoted as declaring, “I don’t need my cane as president!”
What’s Gadhafi’s favourite word game? Mad Libyas.
The dyslexic experimental farmer couldn’t believe they caught the guy behind Kiwi-leeks.
It was recently discovered that spearfishers are gay. Because they Lance Bass.
All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.
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