If I was trapped 69 days in a hole, I wouldn’t mine. It’s a bit too Chile on the surface.
current events
With Danielle, then Earl, and then Fiona, we see that storms are named according to letters of the alphabet, with alternating genders. They should call them his and hurricanes.
Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
Usually when you hear about Norway it’s Oslo news day.
Korean bankers of late have a very won appearance.
When New Orleans was sinking, all FEMA did was declare Louisiana a state of emergent sea.
In Macauley Culkin’s latest film, Home Loan: everyone know which villains are at default. There’s a celebration for Wall Street bankers, and they catch the bad guys at a subprime party.
Which bacterial illness is often caught by celebrities?
A-listeriosis.
The parents of that kid Falcon were absolute balloonatics.
When Monica Lewinsky interned for Santa, she spent a lot of time servicing the North Pole. However, the wind blew and the weather sucked; she tried to quit, but Santa kept her around to polish his candy canes. Feeling exploited, she launched a Clause-suction lawsuit.