If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.
The situation in Damascus is Syrias!
Trouble getting a visa? A MEXican can sympathize.
Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.
They depicted Mohammad’s donkey in a Danish newspaper cartoon. It was an insult to his llama.
Aid workers want to enter Burma. But they must wait til they’ve been de-Laosed.
The situation in Egypt is totally MUBAR.
Why did Obama need to go shopping for nylons?
Because – he lost the support of the hose.
The dyslexic experimental farmer couldn’t believe they caught the guy behind Kiwi-leeks.
After Catcher in the Rye, J.D. Salinger’s writing career stayed in a Holden pattern. And he would never field any cauls.