When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”
Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.
Never ride your bike by yourself in a coastal region during cycle-alone season.
Frozen: the state of being that results from having ‘big hair’ in winter.
What happened when Jesus preached to his disciples in the rain?
They bore wetness to the truth!
Why rivers flood in springtime has me absolutely flow maxed. I just didn’t bank on it.
I’m glad it’s not summer. Once, my computer almost exploded in the swell Turing heat.
If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.
Hypothetical situations are best described as whether forecasts.
When the glacier was asked for an opinion on global warming, it replied “I dunno, I’ve never really thawed about it.”