The weather in Nunavut? I’gloomy. ‘S’no walk in the park. But at least I ‘ski’mo than I used to.
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(5 votes, average: 1.80 out of 5)Loading...Why rivers flood in springtime has me absolutely flow maxed. I just didn’t bank on it.
(5 votes, average: 1.20 out of 5)Loading...When the Muslim vacationer landed in New York during a heat wave, he was immediately arrested by Homeland Security. “But, but,” the unsuspecting tourist protested, “all I said was ‘gee, it’s hot!‘”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What happened when Jesus preached to his disciples in the rain?
They bore wetness to the truth!
(8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)Loading...Hypothetical situations are best described as whether forecasts.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...During a tornado, there is always a column before the storm.
(6 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5)Loading...Why is Michael Jackson so crazy?
Well, he’s been hit by lightening several times.
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...When the glacier was asked for an opinion on global warming, it replied “I dunno, I’ve never really thawed about it.”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What does a portly fellow wear to get shelter from the rain?
A pauncho.
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