Do Eskimos believe in recicicling?
When the weather’s sticky in summer I feel glue-me.
Cetaceans may end up lying helpless on the beach whenever there are whale force winds.
Best of #Snowmageddon Puns*:
- Apocalypse Snow
- Snowsama bin Laden
- Snowtorious BIG
- Blizzy Smalls
- Queen EBlizzardbeth
- Snow J
- Warning: This Weather Features Graphic Snowdity and Adult SituaFlaketions
- Help Me, Snowbi Wan!
- Snow Country for Old Men
- Great Squall of China
*given recent snow-based hysteria, most of these are NOT Pun Gents Originals
Why is Michael Jackson so crazy?
Well, he’s been hit by lightening several times.
During a tornado, there is always a column before the storm.
When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”
Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.
Never ride your bike by yourself in a coastal region during cycle-alone season.
Frozen: the state of being that results from having ‘big hair’ in winter.