Why could Frosty the Snowman see everything?
Because he had ice in the back of his head!
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Best of #Snowmageddon Puns*:
- CherSnowbyl
- Apocalypse Snow
- Snowsama bin Laden
- snOMG
- Snowtorious BIG
- Blizzy Smalls
- Queen EBlizzardbeth
- SuperSnowva
- Snovacaine
- Snow J
- Snowlocaust
- Warning: This Weather Features Graphic Snowdity and Adult SituaFlaketions
- Help Me, Snowbi Wan!
- Snow Country for Old Men
- Great Squall of China
*given recent snow-based hysteria, most of these are NOT Pun Gents Originals
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Why would the girthsome fellow only leave his house during a blizzard?
Because of the ‘wide out’ conditions.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What did Fog say to Mrs. Fog?
“I’ve mist you!”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.
(5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)Loading...The weather in Nunavut? I’gloomy. ‘S’no walk in the park. But at least I ‘ski’mo than I used to.
(5 votes, average: 1.80 out of 5)Loading...Why rivers flood in springtime has me absolutely flow maxed. I just didn’t bank on it.
(5 votes, average: 1.20 out of 5)Loading...When the Muslim vacationer landed in New York during a heat wave, he was immediately arrested by Homeland Security. “But, but,” the unsuspecting tourist protested, “all I said was ‘gee, it’s hot!‘”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What happened when Jesus preached to his disciples in the rain?
They bore wetness to the truth!
(8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)Loading...Hypothetical situations are best described as whether forecasts.
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