Why could Frosty the Snowman see everything?
Because he had ice in the back of his head!
Why could Frosty the Snowman see everything?
Because he had ice in the back of his head!
Best of #Snowmageddon Puns*:
*given recent snow-based hysteria, most of these are NOT Pun Gents Originals
Why would the girthsome fellow only leave his house during a blizzard?
Because of the ‘wide out’ conditions.
What did Fog say to Mrs. Fog?
“I’ve mist you!”
If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.
The weather in Nunavut? I’gloomy. ‘S’no walk in the park. But at least I ‘ski’mo than I used to.
Why rivers flood in springtime has me absolutely flow maxed. I just didn’t bank on it.
When the Muslim vacationer landed in New York during a heat wave, he was immediately arrested by Homeland Security. “But, but,” the unsuspecting tourist protested, “all I said was ‘gee, it’s hot!‘”
What happened when Jesus preached to his disciples in the rain?
They bore wetness to the truth!
Hypothetical situations are best described as whether forecasts.