There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
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Loading...With Danielle, then Earl, and then Fiona, we see that storms are named according to letters of the alphabet, with alternating genders. They should call them his and hurricanes.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: It’s raining spiders!
ED: Oh no.
NED: It’s a tarantula downpour!
(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)Loading...Never ride your bike by yourself in a coastal region during cycle-alone season.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Why could Frosty the Snowman see everything?
Because he had ice in the back of his head!
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Best of #Snowmageddon Puns*:
*given recent snow-based hysteria, most of these are NOT Pun Gents Originals
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Why would the girthsome fellow only leave his house during a blizzard?
Because of the ‘wide out’ conditions.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What did Fog say to Mrs. Fog?
“I’ve mist you!”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.
(5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)Loading...The weather in Nunavut? I’gloomy. ‘S’no walk in the park. But at least I ‘ski’mo than I used to.
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