When the weather’s sticky in summer I feel glue-me.
Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.
Why is Michael Jackson so crazy?
Well, he’s been hit by lightening several times.
The weather in Nunavut? I’gloomy. ‘S’no walk in the park. But at least I ‘ski’mo than I used to.
Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a team name for my daughter’s Polar Bear Plunge team for the Special Olympics. ~Tracy, Sykseville, MD
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Bear Bottoms
- Hungry Hungry Hypos
- Gimme One Freezin’
- Golden Coldies
- Froze before Toes
Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
Never ride your bike by yourself in a coastal region during cycle-alone season.
Those who shovel snow deserve a plows!
Best of #Snowmageddon Puns*:
- Apocalypse Snow
- Snowsama bin Laden
- Snowtorious BIG
- Blizzy Smalls
- Queen EBlizzardbeth
- Snow J
- Warning: This Weather Features Graphic Snowdity and Adult SituaFlaketions
- Help Me, Snowbi Wan!
- Snow Country for Old Men
- Great Squall of China
*given recent snow-based hysteria, most of these are NOT Pun Gents Originals
NED: It’s raining spiders!
ED: Oh no.
NED: It’s a tarantula downpour!