When the glacier was asked for an opinion on global warming, it replied “I dunno, I’ve never really thawed about it.”
I had a dream that it would rain on my camping trip. How pour tent-us!
Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
What does a portly fellow wear to get shelter from the rain?
Cetaceans may end up lying helpless on the beach whenever there are whale force winds.
When the weather’s sticky in summer I feel glue-me.
Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.
Why is Michael Jackson so crazy?
Well, he’s been hit by lightening several times.
The weather in Nunavut? I’gloomy. ‘S’no walk in the park. But at least I ‘ski’mo than I used to.
Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a team name for my daughter’s Polar Bear Plunge team for the Special Olympics. ~Tracy, Sykseville, MD
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Bear Bottoms
- Hungry Hungry Hypos
- Gimme One Freezin’
- Golden Coldies
- Froze before Toes