Puns tagged ‘the weather’:
04/10/13
Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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Predicting the wind is a vane pursuit.  (7 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5) Loading ...10/25/11
SLY POLAR Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a team name for my daughter’s Polar Bear Plunge team for the Special Olympics. ~Tracy, Sykseville, MD AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/14/11
Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/16/11
Never ride your bike by yourself in a coastal region during cycle-alone season. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/11/11
Those who shovel snow deserve a plows! (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...Best of #Snowmageddon Puns*:
*given recent snow-based hysteria, most of these are NOT Pun Gents Originals (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...09/12/10
NED: It’s raining spiders! (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/04/10
With Danielle, then Earl, and then Fiona, we see that storms are named according to letters of the alphabet, with alternating genders. They should call them his and hurricanes. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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