I’m glad it’s not summer. Once, my computer almost exploded in the swell Turing heat.
If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.
Hypothetical situations are best described as whether forecasts.
When the glacier was asked for an opinion on global warming, it replied “I dunno, I’ve never really thawed about it.”
I had a dream that it would rain on my camping trip. How pour tent-us!
Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
What does a portly fellow wear to get shelter from the rain?
Cetaceans may end up lying helpless on the beach whenever there are whale force winds.
When the weather’s sticky in summer I feel glue-me.
Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.