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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘the weather’:


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07/18/13

When the weather’s sticky in summer I feel glue-me.

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04/10/13

Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.

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10/10/12

Predicting the wind is a vane pursuit.

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10/25/11

SLY POLAR

Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a team name for my daughter’s Polar Bear Plunge team for the Special Olympics. ~Tracy, Sykseville, MD

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Bear Bottoms
  2. Hungry Hungry Hypos
  3. Plungevity
  4. Gimme One Freezin’
  5. Snowlympians
  6. Golden Coldies
  7. Froze before Toes
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09/14/11

Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.

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07/16/11

Never ride your bike by yourself in a coastal region during cycle-alone season.

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06/11/11

Those who shovel snow deserve a plows!

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02/02/11

Best of #Snowmageddon Puns*:

  • CherSnowbyl
  • Apocalypse Snow
  • Snowsama bin Laden
  • snOMG
  • Snowtorious BIG
  • Blizzy Smalls
  • Queen EBlizzardbeth
  • SuperSnowva
  • Snovacaine
  • Snow J
  • Snowlocaust
  • Warning: This Weather Features Graphic Snowdity and Adult SituaFlaketions
  • Help Me, Snowbi Wan!
  • Snow Country for Old Men
  • Great Squall of China

*given recent snow-based hysteria, most of these are NOT Pun Gents Originals

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09/12/10

NED: It’s raining spiders!
ED: Oh no.
NED: It’s a tarantula downpour!

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09/04/10

With Danielle, then Earl, and then Fiona, we see that storms are named according to letters of the alphabet, with alternating genders. They should call them his and hurricanes.

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