There’s a rom-com about a girl marrying an insurance agent, they call it Love, Actuarially
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If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.
You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.
It’s hard to insure a fishery. Most policies don’t cover acts of Cod.
Financially protecting your racehorse investment can be an insure mountable difficulty.
Zoomers are protesting that their Viagra is not covered by health plans. Some are calling for a massive insure erection.
I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.