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You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.

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Zoomers are protesting that their Viagra is not covered by health plans. Some are calling for a massive insure erection.

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It’s hard to insure a fishery. Most policies don’t cover acts of Cod.

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I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.

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There’s a rom-com about a girl marrying an insurance agent, they call it Love, Actuarially

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If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.

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Financially protecting your racehorse investment can be an insure mountable difficulty.

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