Arsonists are blazey people.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.
(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...My dunghouse caught fire whenever someone lit turd.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Are cows flammable? There is a simple litmoos test.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When the President called one of his opponents a “flaming bag of feces” it set off a poo lit ical firestorm.
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Dear Pun Gents,
I love your puns! Hoping you can help me come up with a clever name for a small candle business I want to start. Fingers crossed! ~Victoria, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Wickèd
- Tallow Ho
- Tallow Can You Go
- Baby Got Wax
- Wax Of God
- Got A Light
- FlameBay [Flambé + eBay]
- Candelight [candle light]
- Candal [Scandal?]
- Flicker
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Successful mating results in spawn attaineous combustion.
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