You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.
Arsonists are blazey people.
My dunghouse caught fire whenever someone lit turd.
Are cows flammable? There is a simple litmoos test.
When the President called one of his opponents a “flaming bag of feces” it set off a poo lit ical firestorm.
Dear Pun Gents,
I love your puns! Hoping you can help me come up with a clever name for a small candle business I want to start. Fingers crossed! ~Victoria, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Tallow Ho
- Tallow Can You Go
- Baby Got Wax
- Wax Of God
- Got A Light
- FlameBay [Flambé + eBay]
- Candelight [candle light]
- Candal [Scandal?]
Successful mating results in spawn attaineous combustion.