Are cows flammable? There is a simple litmoos test.
fire
My dunghouse caught fire whenever someone lit turd.
When the President called one of his opponents a “flaming bag of feces” it set off a poo lit ical firestorm.
Arsonists are blazey people.
You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.
WICKÈD
Dear Pun Gents,
I love your puns! Hoping you can help me come up with a clever name for a small candle business I want to start. Fingers crossed! ~Victoria, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Wickèd
- Tallow Ho
- Tallow Can You Go
- Baby Got Wax
- Wax Of God
- Got A Light
- FlameBay [Flambé + eBay]
- Candelight [candle light]
- Candal [Scandal?]
- Flicker
Successful mating results in spawn attaineous combustion.