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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘fire’:

01/09/16

Arsonists are blazey people.

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01/11/15

WICKÈD

Dear Pun Gents,
I love your puns! Hoping you can help me come up with a clever name for a small candle business I want to start. Fingers crossed! ~Victoria, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Wickèd
  2. Tallow Ho
  3. Tallow Can You Go
  4. Baby Got Wax
  5. Wax Of God
  6. Got A Light
  7. FlameBay [Flambé + eBay]
  8. Candelight [candle light]
  9. Candal [Scandal?]
  10. Flicker
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07/29/13

Are cows flammable? There is a simple litmoos test.

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09/21/12

You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.

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02/05/12

My dunghouse caught fire whenever someone lit turd.

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12/15/11

Successful mating results in spawn attaineous combustion.

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