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Puns tagged ‘fire’:

07/29/13

Are cows flammable? There is a simple litmoos test.

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09/21/12

You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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02/05/12

My dunghouse caught fire whenever someone lit turd.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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12/15/11

Successful mating results in spawn attaineous combustion.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)
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