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01/11/15

WICKÈD

Dear Pun Gents,
I love your puns! Hoping you can help me come up with a clever name for a small candle business I want to start. Fingers crossed! ~Victoria, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Wickèd
  2. Tallow Ho
  3. Tallow Can You Go
  4. Baby Got Wax
  5. Wax Of God
  6. Got A Light
  7. FlameBay [Flambé + eBay]
  8. Candelight [candle light]
  9. Candal [Scandal?]
  10. Flicker
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07/29/13

Are cows flammable? There is a simple litmoos test.

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09/21/12

You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.

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02/05/12

My dunghouse caught fire whenever someone lit turd.

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12/15/11

Successful mating results in spawn attaineous combustion.

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