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Puns tagged ‘nature’:

12/15/11

Successful mating results in spawn attaineous combustion.

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06/10/11

I didn’t want to walk in the woods. But I was forest.

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01/20/09

What tree is thriving in this depressed economy? The weeping will owe.

Weeping will owes: thriving in this depressed economy. Too bad money doesn't grow on trees.

Cry me a river, weeping will owe. Too bad money doesn't grow on trees.

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11/26/08

Arborists are into treesomes. Which leads to a lot of unplant pregnancies.

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10/13/08

Arborists are underappreciated. They should take a bough.

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08/10/08

What’s a vegetarian’s favourite place to dine?

An arboretum.

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02/23/07

I wish I could piss on a tree! Oh, how I’ve pined and urined fir that scents of pees! Or at least dribble on my balsam.

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02/13/07

The Northern Lights are so bright they can set off forest fires. There’s nothing more spectaular than A roaring Borealis.

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11/25/06

If I were a tree, I wood like poplar music. Especially Spruce Sprigsteen. Or Johnny Cash’s Balsam Prison Blues.

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11/08/05

The Queen ordered that all the redwoods in England be cut down, because despite their height they gave very little shade. “They are guilty,” she said, “of high tree sun.”

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