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Puns tagged ‘botany’:

05/16/11

Do botanists play the xylem-phloem?

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08/09/05

Romance flowers when you least expect! My pal Pete Rose, a bouquet at the racetracks, has a girlfriend named Bea. They met at a party, and she laughed when he offered to fertilizer. She looked at his pistil and said “I bet you don’t have stamena.” How a pollen right? And yet he nectar anyway! Then they ducked into a bathroom and she bloom on all florist. Wow, they seed an opportunity and didn’t waste mulch time; now they’re inseparable. That’s love for you, not just a ficus of the imagination. It never turns out as you plant.

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07/09/05

It’s great dating a florist, because she always know when and where to plant her tulips.

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03/12/05
Does a florist who goes bankrupt get a vasectomy?
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