Why do grapes always dry up in the sun?
Because it’s the raisinable thing to do.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...McDonald’s opened an ice Palace. I got so excited I danced a big mac-arena
(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...NED: I dropped my jar of strawberry jam. It landed on the floor!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now it’s busted. I wasn’t ex-pectin that.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did Frank Costanza serve chicken for Festivus?
Because he loved pole-tree .
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Laxative manufacturers rely on their bran equity.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I’d love to be abandoned on a dessert island.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...In a fit of madness, the carnivore ate a seaweed sandwich — it was a rye for kelp.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Being Scottish is an addiction. It’s quite haggis-forming.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Which food cures constipation? A: Mangos.
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