I’m sick of vegans interrogating me about my eating habits. It’s like the Spinach Inquisition!
food and drink
Laxative manufacturers rely on their bran equity.
What’s a flasher’s favourite meal?
A prison inmate’s favourite cuisine is Cajun.
A dominatrix’s favourite cuisine: Thai.
A bridgesbuilder’s favourite: Spanish.
Race car driver’s favourite: Russian.
Track and field star’s favourite: Polish.
Proof of my insanity was when I stole a dried grape from a cow: Textbook unraisin-a-bull behaviour.
What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
Liquefied deer make great faun’d ooze.
I’m a food voyeur, but every fricassee disturbs me.
Why do vegetarians have no sense of humour?
Because they are irony deficient!
My Russian mechanic souped up my car. Now it drives like a Borscht!