My pancake maker was stolen, syruptitiously. What a waffle experience – I feel like I’ve been creped. Who will solve this griddle? It’s a salt and buttery: but will the charges stick?
What did Tonto put on his sushi when undergoing cancer treatment?
The man who broke up with his longtime girlfriend went on a consolational fruit-eating binge. When asked how he was handling it, the fellow merely raised a half-eaten piece of produce. “Can’t you see,” he said, “I am in the depths of this pear.“
Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!
Ever since the economy crumbled I’ve not only lost my house, but my cutlery too. I’ve been fork losed!
NED: I dropped my jar of strawberry jam. It landed on the floor!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now it’s busted. I wasn’t ex-pectin that.
Selling coffee is a mugs game.
If you want to hand out communion, you have to assign a wafer.
I don’t feel hungry when I see a Belgian waffle; I feel absolutely Flemished!