Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.
Quality of pub food is measured by which instrument? A barroom eater
Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it.
When I set up an illegal clam bar I was accused of mollusc-station.
I can’t stand when bread gets overcooked. I’m black-toast intolerant.
The French don’t like eating raw fish – they’re afraid of food poissoning.
NED: Where’s the nearest burger pit?
ED: I don’t know, ask a Pittsburgher.
At the United Nations Conference on Poultry in Pecking, China, several accords were discussed, including a complicated capon-trade system. But as the cluck was winding down on the agreement, many nations cried fowl, arguing that capon-trade would only lead to more hen-some profits for agribusinesses, and real progress would be nothing but chicken feed. In order to lay down their yolks, developing nations staged a coop! Their leader made a speech, saying “When all people, white and dark, meat, there is hope.” This democratic gesture inspired everyone, even nations whose broil kings were in attendance. But the cynical members of the global press downplayed the developments, just drank a lot of Wild Turkey and got totally basted. #classicpun-011026
Overeating at a buffet is an expansive proposition.
I want to start eating more cereal, but I don’t know if I’m Shreddie.