When the donut married the roll of toilet paper, the priest said: “Be fruit-filled and multi-ply.”
Leguminous plants have a reputation for bean stalkers. In fact they caught a nut outside the hospital, a real crazy lentil patient, whom they nabbed watching a chick pea in the can (they knew it was a guy because of his finely trimmed pistachio). He wanted to mac a dame, especially one from macadamia. They threatened to soup his ass, but he said ‘Legu me, almond innocent fellow. It’s not my fault, I’m an old clover of hers, and she pushed me over the veg!’ She kicked his peanuts and said ‘Don’t let me cashew in here again – it’ll be a long time before alfafa that again’ and when he went to the bathroom the next day his pea was split . And he had next to nodules.
I went to Japan, where I had a rice time. The food was great, but the wine was sake.
I began owning up to my flatulence, after eating a frank-farter.
Drinking Japanese beer makes me Sapporific.
When I set up an illegal clam bar I was accused of mollusc-station.
There may be widespread food shortages in Africa, but there’s a real problem with obesity in Burkina Fatso.
Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.
Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
I was caught stealing lettuce. Can you blame me? I was just trying to get a head.