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Puns tagged ‘food and drink’:
08/05/17
At the United Nations Conference on Poultry in Pecking, China, several accords were discussed, including a complicated capon-trade system. But as the cluck was winding down on the agreement, many nations cried fowl, arguing that capon-trade would only lead to more hen-some profits for agribusinesses, and real progress would be nothing but chicken feed. In order to lay down their yolks, developing nations staged a coop! Their leader made a speech, saying “When all people, white and dark, meat, there is hope.” This democratic gesture inspired everyone, even nations whose broil kings were in attendance. But the cynical members of the global press downplayed the developments, just drank a lot of Wild Turkey and got totally basted. #classicpun-011026
| Topic: chickens, food and drink, politics, the environment | 1 COMMENT »
12/07/15
Overeating at a buffet is an expansive proposition.
| Topic: buffett, eating, food and drink, weight gain | COMMENT »
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09/22/14
I want to start eating more cereal, but I don’t know if I’m Shreddie.
| Topic: cereal, food and drink | COMMENT »
09/21/14
What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.
| Topic: ants, chex, condoms, food and drink, hot dogs, insects, sex | COMMENT »
05/30/14
When I set up an illegal clam bar I was accused of mollusc-station.
| Topic: clams, crime, food and drink, seafood, shellfish | COMMENT »
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05/17/14
Mollusk-shucking speed is measured in clam-eaters per hour.
| Topic: food and drink, molluscs, random, seafood, speed | COMMENT »
05/16/14
I went to a Gluten-Free conference, where I delivered the quinoa-oat address.
| Topic: conferences, food and drink, gluten-free, oats, quinoa | 2 COMMENTS »
05/11/14
Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.
| Topic: body image, candy, chocolate bars, fat jokes, food and drink | COMMENT »
04/27/14
Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it.
| Topic: cakes, cooking, desserts, food and drink, occupations | 1 COMMENT »
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04/09/14
The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.
| Topic: broccoli, crime, food and drink, gangs, vegetables | 1 COMMENT »
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