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Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.

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Mexican food: I always order it ta co.

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Put a citrus fruit on top of your drink: It will taste sub lime.

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Those who refuse to eat fibre are diss laxic. They’ll never runs for pubic orifice.

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If Scrooge invented a mutton sandwich, would he call it a baa hambugger?

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What should you eat if you have trouble distinguishing a woman’s breasts? Parsnips.

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I went to Japan, where I had a rice time. The food was great, but the wine was sake.

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I’m a food voyeur, but every fricassee disturbs me.

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To a hungry monk, cheese is Christ.

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How does Davy Crockett order pie in a restaurant?

“Remember the A la mode!“

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