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Puns tagged ‘food and drink’:

12/07/15

Overeating at a buffet is an expansive proposition.

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09/22/14

I want to start eating more cereal, but I don’t know if I’m Shreddie.

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09/21/14

What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.

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05/30/14

When I set up an illegal clam bar I was accused of mollusc-station.

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05/17/14

Mollusk-shucking speed is measured in clam-eaters per hour.

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05/16/14

I went to a Gluten-Free conference, where I delivered the quinoa-oat address.

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05/11/14

Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.

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04/27/14

Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it.

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04/09/14

The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.

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02/07/14

I poured turkey sauce on a cut of beef. It was a gravy my steak.

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