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The gay baker who had a fallen souffle was flan-buoyant nonetheless.

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I was sick at home, so drank some OJ. Might as well make myself juiceful around the house.

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There’s Norway Ice Scand Finnish this Danish: It tastes too Swede!

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Hot dogs are a violent food. Anyone who eats them promotes warm mongreling.

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I only feed on eyeballs. I’m a chew see eater.

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When I’m in Santiago, I drive everywhere. I love my Chile con car.

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Science has shown that a hungry man can make a sandwich disappear through a physical process of phase transition, aka sub elimination.

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NED: Why do so many Italians become ministers?
ED: Because they love pastor!

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What’s a cannibal’s favourite dessert?

J-lo.

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Are you blue? Grab some Lactantia. You’ll feel butter.

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