There are Chinese food places popping up along London’s riverbanks. Must be a Sino the Thames.
When ordering seconds of Jamaican food at a restaurant in Utah, you have to ask for “more man“.
The guy who sipped his beers was into malt licker.
I eat pie and it makes me sick. I’m a member of the Flu Flux Flan.
Mexican food is healthy–very high in amigo acids.
When the Gents eat cereal, they prefer Serrated Wit.
The hobo asked me for some tequila, but I told him ‘Agave at the office.’
What do vegetarian zombies scream for?
I’d sell my body for some whores d’oeuvres.
I was skinny in high school, so when I got to university I joined a fatternity: eta omega pi