Puns tagged ‘food and drink’:
12/07/15
Overeating at a buffet is an expansive proposition.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/22/14
I want to start eating more cereal, but I don’t know if I’m Shreddie.  (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/21/14
What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants. (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/30/14
When I set up an illegal clam bar I was accused of mollusc-station. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/17/14
Mollusk-shucking speed is measured in clam-eaters per hour. (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/16/14
I went to a Gluten-Free conference, where I delivered the quinoa-oat address. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs. (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/27/14
Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...04/09/14
The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.  (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...02/07/14
I poured turkey sauce on a cut of beef. It was a gravy my steak. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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