I’m sick of vegans interrogating me about my eating habits. It’s like the Spinach Inquisition!
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(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Laxative manufacturers rely on their bran equity.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a flasher’s favourite meal?
Stroganoff!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...A prison inmate’s favourite cuisine is Cajun.
A dominatrix’s favourite cuisine: Thai.
A bridgesbuilder’s favourite: Spanish.
Race car driver’s favourite: Russian.
Track and field star’s favourite: Polish.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Proof of my insanity was when I stole a dried grape from a cow: Textbook unraisin-a-bull behaviour.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Liquefied deer make great faun’d ooze.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m a food voyeur, but every fricassee disturbs me.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Why do vegetarians have no sense of humour?
Because they are irony deficient!
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...My Russian mechanic souped up my car. Now it drives like a Borscht!
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