I want to start eating more cereal, but I don’t know if I’m Shreddie.
food and drink
Baking has a lot of rules. There are a lot of doughs and donuts.
The baker of erotic penis-shaped cakes celebrated the full flour of manhood.
I didn’t want to fetch a sandwich for my boss, but I was forced into sub mission.
The Irishman was visited by a ghost while making moonshine. “I can’t sleep at night,” the man said, “it haunts me still.”
NED: Where’s the nearest burger pit?
ED: I don’t know, ask a Pittsburgher.
There are Chinese food places popping up along London’s riverbanks. Must be a Sino the Thames.
I asked my dyslexic friend to define dyslexia. He said “Dylsexia: when you have sex with a dill pickle.”
I have a weakness for Japanese soup. Guess that makes me a misochist.
I sell hot dog buns. I’m the breadwiener of the family.