If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?
Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet.
The master waffle-maker had a degree in Eggonomics.
The weird new fad in restaurants is serving roadkilled bird. I went to such a place last night. Man it was crow dead.
I have a weakness for Japanese soup. Guess that makes me a misochist.
Bread made from ground up dogs tastes like collie flour.
Do native cannibals go to McDonald’s and order a Mic Mac?
The Irishman was visited by a ghost while making moonshine. “I can’t sleep at night,” the man said, “it haunts me still.”
No, it’s not 13: there’s always a leaven in a baker’s dozen.
The Scandinavian cook went to the store and brought some Stockholm to Sweden the pot.