Which food cures constipation? A: Mangos.
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At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.
I only feed on eyeballs. I’m a chew see eater.
Are you blue? Grab some Lactantia. You’ll feel butter.
Borrowing someone’s cereal is oatlendish behaviour.
If wheat acts bulgur, it’s the way it was bread.
I went to a Gluten-Free conference, where I delivered the quinoa-oat address.
I’d sell my body for some whores d’oeuvres.
Several Olympic events involve coffee: eg. the decaflon and the java line.
I eat pie and it makes me sick. I’m a member of the Flu Flux Flan.

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