The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.
Mollusk-shucking speed is measured in clam-eaters per hour.
I didn’t want to fetch a sandwich for my boss, but I was forced into sub mission.
Your favourite All Bran commercials can be brownloaded from the Internet.
What’s a mafia hitman’s breakfast beverage of choice?
Cap a gino!
Fat-free dairy products may promote healthy living, but yoga hurts.
What’s a flasher’s favourite meal?
During Prohibition did mice visit squeakeasies?
Hear about the diet soft drink for Boomers?
Indian restaurant at the Athens Acropolis: aka The Part the Naan.