food and drink puns :: PunGents.com

Those who refuse to eat fibre are diss laxic. They’ll never runs for pubic orifice.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Mexican food is healthy–very high in amigo acids.

(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Overeating at a buffet is an expansive proposition.

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Gourmet burgers joints are popping up all over, thanks to the rise of the Hambourgeois.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Anyone who doesn’t like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker.

(9 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)

Heinz recently improved the recipe for its tomato sauce. The rest of the industry was left playing ketchup.

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

What’s the side effect of eating at a Jewish bakery? Challah toasts is.

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Polish cooking has its ups and downs; its highlights and its lowlights; its apogees and its perogies.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Hear about the Thanksgiving Movie? It was baste on a true story.

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Are there hot dog stands in Frankfort?

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)