Being Scottish is an addiction. It’s quite haggis-forming.
What’s Michael Jackson’s signature Japanese-style beef dish?
The man with pickle breath lived in a very dill adapted house, near Ogorki Park. He grew pink cornichons in his garden.
Emergency in the kitchen? Use pasta SOS.
I know a coffee shop that’s been in business 40 years. That’s long java tea.
The day after eating large quantities of superfruits, I let out açai.
Yiddish cannibal’s favourite food: Shiksakebob.
There’s a new drug called ‘food’ that makes you feel great, and is good for you too. From now on, I’m poppin suppers!
If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.
I eat shredded cabbage with mayonnaise: I’m a slaw-biting citizen.