Chicken farmers make a poultry living.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action! He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses.
(13 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)Loading...I was charged $200 for dinner last night. I think I got plate.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...To withhold donuts takes a cruller man than I.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies?
Shakes pear.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...What do you call a beer taster in Ireland?
A Guinness Pig.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Classic Cannibal Menu:
- Smoked Salman appetizers, followed by Irish Stu, made with ground Chuck and sausage Patty; served with Trishkebobs and Eds of lettuce on the side.
- For dessert: Adam’s apple pie, and J-Lo pudding pops.
- To drink: Tina Colada or a Ron and Coke.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?
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