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The hobo asked me for some tequila, but I told him ‘Agave at the office.’

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What do vegetarian zombies scream for?

“GRAINS!”

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I’d sell my body for some whores d’oeuvres.

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I was skinny in high school, so when I got to university I joined a fatternity: eta omega pi

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What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.

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The gay baker who had a fallen souffle was flan-buoyant nonetheless.

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I was sick at home, so drank some OJ. Might as well make myself juiceful around the house.

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There’s Norway Ice Scand Finnish this Danish: It tastes too Swede!

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Hot dogs are a violent food. Anyone who eats them promotes warm mongreling.

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I only feed on eyeballs. I’m a chew see eater.

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