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If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?

(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)

Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet.

(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)

The master waffle-maker had a degree in Eggonomics.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

The weird new fad in restaurants is serving roadkilled bird. I went to such a place last night. Man it was crow dead.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

I have a weakness for Japanese soup. Guess that makes me a misochist.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Bread made from ground up dogs tastes like collie flour.

(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)

Do native cannibals go to McDonald’s and order a Mic Mac?

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

The Irishman was visited by a ghost while making moonshine. “I can’t sleep at night,” the man said, “it haunts me still.”

(11 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)

No, it’s not 13: there’s always a leaven in a baker’s dozen.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

The Scandinavian cook went to the store and brought some Stockholm to Sweden the pot.

(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)