I only feed on eyeballs. I’m a chew see eater.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Frozen french fries will give you cool-tuber-osis
(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...I only eat spoiled foods. I’m on a microbe biotic diet.
(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)Loading...I’ll eat a bacon sandwich, although it’s rather bunpignified behaviour.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...If wheat acts bulgur, it’s the way it was bread.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I ate too much garlic pasta. Now I have Italitosis.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Have you heard it through the grape vine?
ED: No, I don’t keep up with currant events.
NED: C’mon, you should be raisin your awareness!
ED: Hey – quit winin‘!
NED: I’m just trying to give you a lil’ viticulture…
ED: Aw, put a cork in it.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The baker of erotic penis-shaped cakes celebrated the full flour of manhood.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...Want to get high instantly? Buy a can o’ bisquik.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m thinking of buying one of those vegetable-powered, ‘biodiesel’ cars. In fact I hear the new Strutabagar is quite comfortable. It has ample leg-ume.
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