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There are Chinese food places popping up along London’s riverbanks. Must be a Sino the Thames.

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When ordering seconds of Jamaican food at a restaurant in Utah, you have to ask for “more man“.

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The guy who sipped his beers was into malt licker.

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Mexican food is healthy–very high in amigo acids.

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When the Gents eat cereal, they prefer Serrated Wit.

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The hobo asked me for some tequila, but I told him ‘Agave at the office.’

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What do vegetarian zombies scream for?

“GRAINS!”

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I’d sell my body for some whores d’oeuvres.

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I was skinny in high school, so when I got to university I joined a fatternity: eta omega pi

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