Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
food and drink
“Without ice cream,” said the food critic, “Belgian desserts taste just waffle.”
If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.
What should you feed your demented, senile grandmother?
Gram crackers.
The second richest man in the world hates restaurants , and has even declared a war on buffets.
I enjoy fish on Yum Kipper.
My relationship with Betty Crocker has been misconstrudled.
Do citrus farmers drive around in lime-oozings?
I love coffee, but only instant coffee. I’m like a bodumless pit.
What should you eat if you have trouble distinguishing a woman’s breasts? Parsnips.