The gay baker who had a fallen souffle was flan-buoyant nonetheless.
food and drink
I was sick at home, so drank some OJ. Might as well make myself juiceful around the house.
There’s Norway Ice Scand Finnish this Danish: It tastes too Swede!
Hot dogs are a violent food. Anyone who eats them promotes warm mongreling.
I only feed on eyeballs. I’m a chew see eater.
When I’m in Santiago, I drive everywhere. I love my Chile con car.
Science has shown that a hungry man can make a sandwich disappear through a physical process of phase transition, aka sub elimination.
NED: Why do so many Italians become ministers?
ED: Because they love pastor!
What’s a cannibal’s favourite dessert?
J-lo.
Are you blue? Grab some Lactantia. You’ll feel butter.