Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
Mexican food: I always order it ta co.
Put a citrus fruit on top of your drink: It will taste sub lime.
Those who refuse to eat fibre are diss laxic. They’ll never runs for pubic orifice.
What should you eat if you have trouble distinguishing a woman’s breasts? Parsnips.
I went to Japan, where I had a rice time. The food was great, but the wine was sake.
I’m a food voyeur, but every fricassee disturbs me.
To a hungry monk, cheese is Christ.
How does Davy Crockett order pie in a restaurant?
“Remember the A la mode!“