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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘food and drink’:

12/07/15

Overeating at a buffet is an expansive proposition.

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09/22/14

I want to start eating more cereal, but I don’t know if I’m Shreddie.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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09/21/14

What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.

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05/30/14

When I set up an illegal clam bar I was accused of mollusc-station.

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05/17/14

Mollusk-shucking speed is measured in clam-eaters per hour.

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05/16/14

I went to a Gluten-Free conference, where I delivered the quinoa-oat address.

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05/11/14

Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.

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04/27/14

Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it.

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04/09/14

The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.

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02/07/14

I poured turkey sauce on a cut of beef. It was a gravy my steak.

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