A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action! He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses.

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Classic Cannibal Menu:

  • Smoked Salman appetizers, followed by¬†Irish Stu, made with ground Chuck and sausage Patty; served with Trishkebobs and Eds of lettuce on the side.
  • For dessert: Adam’s apple pie, and J-Lo pudding pops.
  • To drink: Tina Colada or a Ron and Coke.
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