NED: I dropped my jar of strawberry jam. It landed on the floor!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now it’s busted. I wasn’t ex-pectin that.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading... (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...food and drink
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Selling coffee is a mugs game.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...If you want to hand out communion, you have to assign a wafer.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t feel hungry when I see a Belgian waffle; I feel absolutely Flemished!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Several Olympic events involve coffee: eg. the decaflon and the java line.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Eating beans gives me a pulse hating headache.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...What dish would you make of Disney’s Donald? A: Speaking duck.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When I mistook the piece of crap for the sausage, my day immediately took a turd for the wurst.
(7 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)Loading...