The hobo asked me for some tequila, but I told him ‘Agave at the office.’
What do vegetarian zombies scream for?
I’d sell my body for some whores d’oeuvres.
I was skinny in high school, so when I got to university I joined a fatternity: eta omega pi
What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.
The gay baker who had a fallen souffle was flan-buoyant nonetheless.
I was sick at home, so drank some OJ. Might as well make myself juiceful around the house.
There’s Norway Ice Scand Finnish this Danish: It tastes too Swede!
Hot dogs are a violent food. Anyone who eats them promotes warm mongreling.
I only feed on eyeballs. I’m a chew see eater.