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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘food and drink’:

08/05/17

At the United Nations Conference on Poultry in Pecking, China, several accords were discussed, including a complicated capon-trade system. But as the cluck was winding down on the agreement, many nations cried fowl, arguing that capon-trade would only lead to more hen-some profits for agribusinesses, and real progress would be nothing but chicken feed. In order to lay down their yolks, developing nations staged a coop! Their leader made a speech, saying “When all people, white and dark, meat, there is hope.” This democratic gesture inspired everyone, even nations whose broil kings were in attendance. But the cynical members of the global press downplayed the developments,  just drank a lot of Wild Turkey and got totally basted. #classicpun-011026

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12/07/15

Overeating at a buffet is an expansive proposition.

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09/22/14

I want to start eating more cereal, but I don’t know if I’m Shreddie.

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09/21/14

What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.

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05/30/14

When I set up an illegal clam bar I was accused of mollusc-station.

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05/17/14

Mollusk-shucking speed is measured in clam-eaters per hour.

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05/16/14

I went to a Gluten-Free conference, where I delivered the quinoa-oat address.

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05/11/14

Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.

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04/27/14

Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it.

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04/09/14

The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.

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