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Being Scottish is an addiction. It’s quite haggis-forming.

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What’s Michael Jackson’s signature Japanese-style beef dish?
Moo-in-wok.

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The man with pickle breath lived in a very dill adapted house, near Ogorki Park. He grew pink cornichons in his garden.

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Emergency in the kitchen? Use pasta SOS.

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I know a coffee shop that’s been in business 40 years. That’s long java tea.

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The day after eating large quantities of superfruits, I let out açai.

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Yiddish cannibal’s favourite food: Shiksakebob.

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There’s a new drug called ‘food’ that makes you feel great, and is good for you too. From now on, I’m poppin suppers!

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If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.

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I eat shredded cabbage with mayonnaise: I’m a slaw-biting citizen.

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