I only feed on eyeballs. I’m a chew see eater.
Frozen french fries will give you cool-tuber-osis
I only eat spoiled foods. I’m on a microbe biotic diet.
I’ll eat a bacon sandwich, although it’s rather bunpignified behaviour.
If wheat acts bulgur, it’s the way it was bread.
I ate too much garlic pasta. Now I have Italitosis.
NED: Have you heard it through the grape vine?
ED: No, I don’t keep up with currant events.
NED: C’mon, you should be raisin your awareness!
ED: Hey – quit winin‘!
NED: I’m just trying to give you a lil’ viticulture…
ED: Aw, put a cork in it.
The baker of erotic penis-shaped cakes celebrated the full flour of manhood.
Want to get high instantly? Buy a can o’ bisquik.
I’m thinking of buying one of those vegetable-powered, ‘biodiesel’ cars. In fact I hear the new Strutabagar is quite comfortable. It has ample leg-ume.