At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.
food and drink
Is the winner of a pancake-eating contest a serial crepist?
Leguminous plants have a reputation for bean stalkers. In fact they caught a nut outside the hospital, a real crazy lentil patient, whom they nabbed watching a chick pea in the can (they knew it was a guy because of his finely trimmed pistachio). He wanted to mac a dame, especially one from macadamia. They threatened to soup his ass, but he said ‘Legu me, almond innocent fellow. It’s not my fault, I’m an old clover of hers, and she pushed me over the veg!’ She kicked his peanuts and said ‘Don’t let me cashew in here again – it’ll be a long time before alfafa that again’ and when he went to the bathroom the next day his pea was split . And he had next to nodules.
Can you help me find a Chinese milkman? I’m in a bit of a Quan dairy.
There’s Norway Ice Scand Finnish this Danish: It tastes too Swede!
I’m hooked on soft drinks. I have a coke can addiction.
NED: Have you heard it through the grape vine?
ED: No, I don’t keep up with currant events.
NED: C’mon, you should be raisin your awareness!
ED: Hey – quit winin‘!
NED: I’m just trying to give you a lil’ viticulture…
ED: Aw, put a cork in it.
Are you blue? Grab some Lactantia. You’ll feel butter.
I poured turkey sauce on a cut of beef. It was a gravy my steak.
Craving peppers? You habanero-minded view.