Chiquita: A woman’s favourite banana.
food and drink
What do you call a beer taster in Ireland?
A Guinness Pig.
Do citrus farmers drive around in lime-oozings?
Favourite dish of Muslims: Chicken Allah King.
When the cops showed up at the Chinese restaurant after receiving a burglary call, they were shocked at the wonton destruction.
Polish cooking has its ups and downs; its highlights and its lowlights; its apogees and its perogies.
Indian restaurant at the Athens Acropolis: aka The Part the Naan.
To a hungry monk, cheese is Christ.
I can never manage to make a salad. I find my colander is just too packed.
There was a man arrested for throwing hot coffee in people’s faces. The police report noted ‘the suspect made use of brewed force‘.


