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Can a mathematician marry his cosin?

Cosecant!

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What’s the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: Summer.

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To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.

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The fastidious mathematician’s favourite show was Ln Order.

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Do mathematicians prefer farming by hand?

No – they’re pro tractor.

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Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.

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Proof that Sarah Palin’s child isn’t developmentally delayed is that he can do math. In fact, Trig functions.

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To make math more sexy, be like Marilyn Monroe: Sum like it’s hot.

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When a mathematician suffers a flesh wound, he should apply a Gauzian distribution of bandages. And remember to use Fermat pressure.

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Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?

Because she wanted to sing an area.

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