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# math

Can a mathematician marry his **cosin**?

**Cosecant!**

What’s the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: **Summer**.

To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its **egginvalues**.

The fastidious mathematician’s favourite show was **Ln Order**.

Do mathematicians prefer farming by hand?

No – they’re **pro tractor**.

Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on **No Ass Arc**.

Proof that Sarah Palin’s child isn’t developmentally delayed is that he can do math. In fact, **Trig functions**.

To make math more sexy, be like Marilyn Monroe: **Sum like it’s hot**.

When a mathematician suffers a flesh wound, he should apply a **Gauzian **distribution of bandages. And remember to use **Fermat **pressure.