Arithmetic is sum times interesting.
math
My friend warned me about getting into a love triangle with acute guy. She said “What’s his angle? He seems really shallow, and something about him just isn’t right.” She told me to stop being obtuse. “When I first looked at him isosceles written all over him,” she said. Turns out she was right: I’m no longer scalene the heights of love. I need to do a complete 180.
I do calculus like a boss. I’m in the deriver’s seat.
Do mathematicians enjoy group sets?
How did ancient bar-goers settle their tabs?
Can a mathematician marry his cosin?
Cosecant!
What’s the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: Summer.
To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.
The fastidious mathematician’s favourite show was Ln Order.
Do mathematicians prefer farming by hand?
No – they’re pro tractor.