The fastidious mathematician’s favourite show was Ln Order.
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Do mathematicians prefer farming by hand?
No – they’re pro tractor.
Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.
Proof that Sarah Palin’s child isn’t developmentally delayed is that he can do math. In fact, Trig functions.
To make math more sexy, be like Marilyn Monroe: Sum like it’s hot.
When a mathematician suffers a flesh wound, he should apply a Gauzian distribution of bandages. And remember to use Fermat pressure.
Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?
Because she wanted to sing an area.
The trigonometrist needed a cosiner on his lease, because the terms were obtuse. He didn’t want to get cotan a technicality. He checked for an expert with the best online radians.
Mathematicians refuse to wear g-strings. They don’t have orthongonal values.
I hate math. I’m an anti-summite.