My algebra prof and I went to the lanes to throw a few balls. We are quite the **parabowlers**.

# math

To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its **egginvalues**.

I do calculus like a boss. I’m in the **deriver’s seat**.

What’s the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: **Summer**.

Dwarves make excellent mathematicians, **gnome adder** how small they are.

Which mathematical sequence is a lie? The Fibbin atcha series.

My calculus teacher is hot. She **derives me wild**.

Arithmetic is **sum times** interesting.

Happy Pi Day! You all look **radians**.

Are geometers jerks? Yes, they **parabola bully** are.