I do calculus like a boss. I’m in the **deriver’s seat**.

# math

What’s the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: **Summer**.

Dwarves make excellent mathematicians, **gnome adder** how small they are.

Which mathematical sequence is a lie? The Fibbin atcha series.

My calculus teacher is hot. She **derives me wild**.

Arithmetic is **sum times** interesting.

Happy Pi Day! You all look **radians**.

Are geometers jerks? Yes, they **parabola bully** are.

Calling someone average is mean, which is **sadistically significant**. It may seem **alpha and games** but if they are not normal, and have a fat tail, your attempts to **beta** them will exceed standard critical values. So be a nice **Chi**.

Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with **orthogonal mattresses**?