Proof that Sarah Palin’s child isn’t developmentally delayed is that he can do math. In fact, Trig functions.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...To make math more sexy, be like Marilyn Monroe: Sum like it’s hot.
(7 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5)Loading...When a mathematician suffers a flesh wound, he should apply a Gauzian distribution of bandages. And remember to use Fermat pressure.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?
Because she wanted to sing an area.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The trigonometrist needed a cosiner on his lease, because the terms were obtuse. He didn’t want to get cotan a technicality. He checked for an expert with the best online radians.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Mathematicians refuse to wear g-strings. They don’t have orthongonal values.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I hate math. I’m an anti-summite.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Shortest distance between two points on the river Nile is a hippopotamus.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...There are no good German mathematicians, because in Germany, nein = zero.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...The latest mathematical theory was delta blow. It was like lambda to the slaughter.
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