I hate math. And when I think about integers divisible by two, I feel even number.
The latest mathematical theory was delta blow. It was like lambda to the slaughter.
Do mathematicians like dessert?
Yes – the pi is endless!
Do mathematicians in Sweden use a lot of Sven diagrams?
Make a pun about the number 1? Ok fine, but only if we half two.
Mathematicians refuse to wear g-strings. They don’t have orthongonal values.
Geometer punks love graph-iti.
I hate math. I’m an anti-summite.
Arithmetic is sum times interesting.
My friend warned me about getting into a love triangle with acute guy. She said “What’s his angle? He seems really shallow, and something about him just isn’t right.” She told me to stop being obtuse. “When I first looked at him isosceles written all over him,” she said. Turns out she was right: I’m no longer scalene the heights of love. I need to do a complete 180.