I do calculus like a boss. I’m in the deriver’s seat.
What’s the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: Summer.
Dwarves make excellent mathematicians, gnome adder how small they are.
Which mathematical sequence is a lie? The Fibbin atcha series.
My calculus teacher is hot. She derives me wild.
Arithmetic is sum times interesting.
Happy Pi Day! You all look radians.
Are geometers jerks? Yes, they parabola bully are.
Calling someone average is mean, which is sadistically significant. It may seem alpha and games but if they are not normal, and have a fat tail, your attempts to beta them will exceed standard critical values. So be a nice Chi.
Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses?