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It’s Pi Day! Remember: if you give free pie to an ex (π + x), your ex becomes a buy-no-meal.
To make math more sexy, be like Marilyn Monroe: Sum like it’s hot.
The trigonometrist needed a cosiner on his lease, because the terms were obtuse. He didn’t want to get cotan a technicality. He checked for an expert with the best online radians.
Shortest distance between two points on the river Nile is a hippopotamus.
Do mathematicians in Sweden use a lot of Sven diagrams?
I hate math. I’m an anti-summite.
The fastidious mathematician’s favourite show was Ln Order.
What’s the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: Summer.
Make a pun about the number 1? Ok fine, but only if we half two.


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