Which mathematical sequence is a lie? The Fibbin atcha series.
math
There are no good German mathematicians, because in Germany, nein = zero.
When a mathematician suffers a flesh wound, he should apply a Gauzian distribution of bandages. And remember to use Fermat pressure.
The trigonometrist needed a cosiner on his lease, because the terms were obtuse. He didn’t want to get cotan a technicality. He checked for an expert with the best online radians.
Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses?
I hate math. And when I think about integers divisible by two, I feel even number.
The latest mathematical theory was delta blow. It was like lambda to the slaughter.
Do mathematicians like dessert?
Yes – the pi is endless!
Do mathematicians in Sweden use a lot of Sven diagrams?
Make a pun about the number 1? Ok fine, but only if we half two.