The fastidious mathematician’s favourite show was Ln Order.
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What’s the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: Summer.
Make a pun about the number 1? Ok fine, but only if we half two.
Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?
Because she wanted to sing an area.
Happy Pi Day! You all look radians.
Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.
Do mathematicians prefer farming by hand?
No – they’re pro tractor.
Do mathematicians enjoy group sets?
How did ancient bar-goers settle their tabs?
I do calculus like a boss. I’m in the deriver’s seat.