My algebra prof and I went to the lanes to throw a few balls. We are quite the parabowlers.
To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.
I do calculus like a boss. I’m in the deriver’s seat.
What’s the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: Summer.
Dwarves make excellent mathematicians, gnome adder how small they are.
Which mathematical sequence is a lie? The Fibbin atcha series.
My calculus teacher is hot. She derives me wild.
Arithmetic is sum times interesting.
Happy Pi Day! You all look radians.
Are geometers jerks? Yes, they parabola bully are.