Mathematicians refuse to wear g-strings. They don’t have orthongonal values.
I hate math. I’m an anti-summite.
Shortest distance between two points on the river Nile is a hippopotamus.
There are no good German mathematicians, because in Germany, nein = zero.
The latest mathematical theory was delta blow. It was like lambda to the slaughter.
I hate math. And when I think about integers divisible by two, I feel even number.
My calculus teacher is hot. She derives me wild.
My friend warned me about getting into a love triangle with acute guy. She said “What’s his angle? He seems really shallow, and something about him just isn’t right.” She told me to stop being obtuse. “When I first looked at him isosceles written all over him,” she said. Turns out she was right: I’m no longer scalene the heights of love. I need to do a complete 180.
Do mathematicians enjoy group sets?
The odd mathematics of labour productivity: it would take 6 regular workers to do the work of 3 factorial workers.