My friend warned me about getting into a love **triangle** with **acute** guy. She said “What’s his **angle**? He seems really **shallow**, and something about him just isn’t **right**.” She told me to stop being **obtuse**. “When I first looked at him **isosceles** written all over him,” she said. Turns out she was right: I’m no longer **scalene** the heights of love. I need to do a complete **180**.

# math

Do mathematicians enjoy **group sets**?

The odd mathematics of labour productivity: it would take 6 regular workers to do the work of **3 factorial** workers.

My algebra prof and I went to the lanes to throw a few balls. We are quite the **parabowlers**.

To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its **egginvalues**.

I do calculus like a boss. I’m in the **deriver’s seat**.

What’s the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: **Summer**.

Dwarves make excellent mathematicians, **gnome adder** how small they are.

Which mathematical sequence is a lie? The Fibbin atcha series.

My calculus teacher is hot. She **derives me wild**.