I hate math. And when I think about integers divisible by two, I feel **even number**.

# math

The latest mathematical theory was **delta **blow. It was like **lambda **to the slaughter.

Do mathematicians like dessert?

Yes – the **pi is endless**!

Do mathematicians in Sweden use a lot of **Sven diagrams**?

Make a pun about the number 1? Ok fine, but only if we **half two**.

Mathematicians refuse to wear g-strings. They don’t have or**thong**onal values.

Geometer punks love **graph-iti.**

I hate math. I’m an **anti-summite**.

Arithmetic is **sum times** interesting.

My friend warned me about getting into a love **triangle** with **acute** guy. She said “What’s his **angle**? He seems really **shallow**, and something about him just isn’t **right**.” She told me to stop being **obtuse**. “When I first looked at him **isosceles** written all over him,” she said. Turns out she was right: I’m no longer **scalene** the heights of love. I need to do a complete **180**.