Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on **No Ass Arc**.

# math

Do mathematicians prefer farming by hand?

No – they’re **pro tractor**.

Do mathematicians enjoy **group sets**?

How did ancient bar-goers settle their tabs?

I do calculus like a boss. I’m in the **deriver’s seat**.

To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its **egginvalues**.

Which mathematical sequence is a lie? The Fibbin atcha series.

There are no good German mathematicians, because in Germany,** nein = zero**.

When a mathematician suffers a flesh wound, he should apply a **Gauzian **distribution of bandages. And remember to use **Fermat **pressure.

The trigonometrist needed a **cosiner** on his lease, because the terms were **obtuse**. He didn’t want to get **cotan** a technicality. He checked for an expert with the best online **radians**.