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08/10/201708/10/2017

I do calculus like a boss. I’m in the deriver’s seat.

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07/17/2017

What’s the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: Summer.

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05/12/201705/12/2017

Dwarves make excellent mathematicians, gnome adder how small they are.

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03/16/201703/16/2017

Which mathematical sequence is a lie? The Fibbin atcha series.

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12/11/201612/11/2016

My calculus teacher is hot. She derives me wild.

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02/11/2015

Arithmetic is sum times interesting.

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03/14/2014

Happy Pi Day! You all look radians.

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01/13/2014

Are geometers jerks? Yes, they parabola bully are.

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07/15/201307/15/2013

Calling someone average is mean, which is sadistically significant. It may seem alpha and games but if they are not normal, and have a fat tail, your attempts to beta them will exceed standard critical values. So be a nice Chi.

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06/27/201306/27/2013

Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses?

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