Mathematicians refuse to wear g-strings. They don’t have or**thong**onal values.

# math

I hate math. I’m an **anti-summite**.

Shortest distance between two points on the river Nile is a **hippopotamus**.

There are no good German mathematicians, because in Germany,** nein = zero**.

The latest mathematical theory was **delta **blow. It was like **lambda **to the slaughter.

I hate math. And when I think about integers divisible by two, I feel **even number**.

My calculus teacher is hot. She **derives me wild**.

My friend warned me about getting into a love **triangle** with **acute** guy. She said “What’s his **angle**? He seems really **shallow**, and something about him just isn’t **right**.” She told me to stop being **obtuse**. “When I first looked at him **isosceles** written all over him,” she said. Turns out she was right: I’m no longer **scalene** the heights of love. I need to do a complete **180**.

Do mathematicians enjoy **group sets**?

The odd mathematics of labour productivity: it would take 6 regular workers to do the work of **3 factorial** workers.