Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.
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Do mathematicians prefer farming by hand?
No – they’re pro tractor.
Do mathematicians enjoy group sets?
How did ancient bar-goers settle their tabs?
I do calculus like a boss. I’m in the deriver’s seat.
To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.
Which mathematical sequence is a lie? The Fibbin atcha series.
There are no good German mathematicians, because in Germany, nein = zero.
When a mathematician suffers a flesh wound, he should apply a Gauzian distribution of bandages. And remember to use Fermat pressure.
The trigonometrist needed a cosiner on his lease, because the terms were obtuse. He didn’t want to get cotan a technicality. He checked for an expert with the best online radians.