Mathematicians refuse to wear g-strings. They don’t have or**thong**onal values.

# math

Geometer punks love **graph-iti.**

I hate math. I’m an **anti-summite**.

Arithmetic is **sum times** interesting.

My friend warned me about getting into a love **triangle** with **acute** guy. She said “What’s his **angle**? He seems really **shallow**, and something about him just isn’t **right**.” She told me to stop being **obtuse**. “When I first looked at him **isosceles** written all over him,” she said. Turns out she was right: I’m no longer **scalene** the heights of love. I need to do a complete **180**.

I do calculus like a boss. I’m in the **deriver’s seat**.

Do mathematicians enjoy **group sets**?

How did ancient bar-goers settle their tabs?

Can a mathematician marry his **cosin**?

**Cosecant!**

What’s the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: **Summer**.