What’s the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: Summer.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.
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No – they’re pro tractor.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Proof that Sarah Palin’s child isn’t developmentally delayed is that he can do math. In fact, Trig functions.
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(8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)Loading...When a mathematician suffers a flesh wound, he should apply a Gauzian distribution of bandages. And remember to use Fermat pressure.
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Because she wanted to sing an area.
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