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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘math’:

08/10/17

I do calculus like a boss. I’m in the deriver’s seat.

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07/17/17

What’s the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: Summer.

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05/12/17

Dwarves make excellent mathematicians, gnome adder how small they are.

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03/16/17

Which mathematical sequence is a lie? The Fibbin atcha series.

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12/11/16

My calculus teacher is hot. She derives me wild.

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02/11/15

Arithmetic is sum times interesting.

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03/14/14

Happy Pi Day! You all look radians.

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01/13/14

Are geometers jerks? Yes, they parabola bully are.

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08/20/13

To make math more sexy, be like Marilyn Monroe: Sum like it’s hot.

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07/15/13

Calling someone average is mean, which is sadistically significant. It may seem alpha and games but if they are not normal, and have a fat tail, your attempts to beta them will exceed standard critical values. So be a nice Chi.

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