When a mathematician suffers a flesh wound, he should apply a **Gauzian **distribution of bandages. And remember to use **Fermat **pressure.

# math

The trigonometrist needed a **cosiner** on his lease, because the terms were **obtuse**. He didn’t want to get **cotan** a technicality. He checked for an expert with the best online **radians**.

Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with **orthogonal mattresses**?

I hate math. And when I think about integers divisible by two, I feel **even number**.

The latest mathematical theory was **delta **blow. It was like **lambda **to the slaughter.

Do mathematicians like dessert?

Yes – the **pi is endless**!

Do mathematicians in Sweden use a lot of **Sven diagrams**?

Make a pun about the number 1? Ok fine, but only if we **half two**.

Mathematicians refuse to wear g-strings. They don’t have or**thong**onal values.

Geometer punks love **graph-iti.**