Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on **No Ass Arc**.

# math

Proof that Sarah Palin’s child isn’t developmentally delayed is that he can do math. In fact, **Trig functions**.

To make math more sexy, be like Marilyn Monroe: **Sum like it’s hot**.

When a mathematician suffers a flesh wound, he should apply a **Gauzian **distribution of bandages. And remember to use **Fermat **pressure.

Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?

Because she wanted to sing an area.

The trigonometrist needed a **cosiner** on his lease, because the terms were **obtuse**. He didn’t want to get **cotan** a technicality. He checked for an expert with the best online **radians**.

Mathematicians refuse to wear g-strings. They don’t have or**thong**onal values.

I hate math. I’m an **anti-summite**.

Shortest distance between two points on the river Nile is a **hippopotamus**.

There are no good German mathematicians, because in Germany,** nein = zero**.