Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?
Because she wanted to sing an area.
Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?
Because she wanted to sing an area.
Happy Pi Day! You all look radians.
Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.
Do mathematicians prefer farming by hand?
No – they’re pro tractor.
Do mathematicians enjoy group sets?
How did ancient bar-goers settle their tabs?
I do calculus like a boss. I’m in the deriver’s seat.
To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.
Which mathematical sequence is a lie? The Fibbin atcha series.
There are no good German mathematicians, because in Germany, nein = zero.