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08/23/14

Good study hobbits require a Frodo-graphic memory.

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11/30/12

I wasn’t prepared for life as a teacher. In fact, I was chalked at the appling conditions.

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02/06/12

KNOWS JOB

Dear Pun Gents, we need a team name for Quiz Night at our kid’s school. We are all 40-somethings with 5th graders. It needs to be pretty clean. We are the team who is there to have fun, drink wine and just hope to finish respectably in the top half.  ***Donation made!*** ~Beth, Arlington, VA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1.    Buzzerkers
2.    Jeopardy Animals
3.    Quizknows
4.    Knows Job
5.    Wine Knows
6.    Quiztal Method
7.    Answers and Uncles
8.    La Triviata
9.    Mr and Miscellaneous
10.    Grades Cool

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12/11/11

Exam markers are just employees mass grading as professors.

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11/24/11

When the college dormitory tampon machine broke, they declared a coed red.

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05/04/11

Elementary school talent shows are intense. Some of the competitors really go for the juggler.

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01/27/11

STICK MARKET

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun or slogan for a sports launch at school, advertising the different sports available. We are advertising indoor hockey (similar to field hockey), which is girls-only at this particular school. Thanks! ~Robin, Cape Town

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Stick With It
  2. The Netter, the Better
  3. Do the Hockey Puckey
  4. We Work at Shooters
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09/27/10

HIGH SCHOOL NEWSICAL

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for the title of our school’s newspaper. Right now it is the ‘Zeitgeist’ but we would like something more catchy. Our school focuses on math, science and technology. Maybe something with ‘infinite’? ~Kelsey, Lawrenceville, GA (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Forget the Zeitgeist: make way for the Zit Digest
  2. Kids in the LOL
  3. Paper View Channel
  4. Youth Tube
  5. Rag Against the Machine
  6. Social Median, Mean and Mode
  7. Infiniteens
  8. Go Ogle It
  9. Readerected
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