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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘hockey’:

03/03/15

A terrorist in Canada is anyone who ISIS the puck.

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10/24/13

I was traumatized as a child when my parents forced me to play hockey. They’re the ones who drove me to rink.

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01/27/11

STICK MARKET

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun or slogan for a sports launch at school, advertising the different sports available. We are advertising indoor hockey (similar to field hockey), which is girls-only at this particular school. Thanks! ~Robin, Cape Town

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Stick With It
  2. The Netter, the Better
  3. Do the Hockey Puckey
  4. We Work at Shooters
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06/01/10

As I’m a Flyers fan, the Blackhawks’ victories leave me Toews and confused.

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12/14/04
When the Montreal Canadiens invited Pat and Rhain to the arena to tell some jokes, they thought, “Wow, this can’t be Hab-punning!”
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