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Puns tagged ‘hockey’:

03/03/15

A terrorist in Canada is anyone who ISIS the puck.

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10/24/13

I was traumatized as a child when my parents forced me to play hockey. They’re the ones who drove me to rink.

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01/27/11

STICK MARKET

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun or slogan for a sports launch at school, advertising the different sports available. We are advertising indoor hockey (similar to field hockey), which is girls-only at this particular school. Thanks! ~Robin, Cape Town

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Stick With It
  2. The Netter, the Better
  3. Do the Hockey Puckey
  4. We Work at Shooters
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06/01/10

As I’m a Flyers fan, the Blackhawks’ victories leave me Toews and confused.

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12/14/04
When the Montreal Canadiens invited Pat and Rhain to the arena to tell some jokes, they thought, “Wow, this can’t be Hab-punning!”
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