True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A drunken satirist is a real parody animal.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I love me some drunken Germans. Buzzed Franzs forever!
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I always get drunk on my birth daze.
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