Puns tagged ‘drinking’:
05/04/17
I love me some drunken Germans. Buzzed Franzs forever!
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/03/17
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/21/17
Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory! (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/12/15
I always get drunk on my birth daze. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/19/15
Too cold to drink? Have a mojito. (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/24/15
Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/05/14
Our nation’s prosperity depends on alcoholic chickens: they are the hen gins of the economy.  (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...10/24/13
I was traumatized as a child when my parents forced me to play hockey. They’re the ones who drove me to rink. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/04/12
I drink a lot, on Thursdays. (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/04/11
The secret ingredient in Red Bull: Minotaurine. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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