Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
The secret ingredient in Red Bull: Minotaurine.
Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
I was traumatized as a child when my parents forced me to play hockey. They’re the ones who drove me to rink.
Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!
My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.
I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
I drink a lot, on Thursdays.