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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘drinking’:

05/04/17

I love me some drunken Germans. Buzzed Franzs forever!

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03/03/17

True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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02/21/17

Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!

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12/12/15

I always get drunk on my birth daze.

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03/19/15

Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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02/24/15

Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.

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09/05/14

Our nation’s prosperity depends on alcoholic chickens: they are the hen gins of the economy.

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10/24/13

I was traumatized as a child when my parents forced me to play hockey. They’re the ones who drove me to rink.

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06/04/12

I drink a lot, on Thursdays.

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12/04/11

The secret ingredient in Red Bull: Minotaurine.

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