My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.
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Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.
A drunken satirist is a real parody animal.
Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
The secret ingredient in Red Bull: Minotaurine.
Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
I was traumatized as a child when my parents forced me to play hockey. They’re the ones who drove me to rink.
Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!