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Puns tagged ‘drinking’:

12/12/15

I always get drunk on my birth daze.

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03/19/15

Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.

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02/24/15

Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.

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09/05/14

Our nation’s prosperity depends on alcoholic chickens: they are the hen gins of the economy.

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10/24/13

I was traumatized as a child when my parents forced me to play hockey. They’re the ones who drove me to rink.

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06/04/12

I drink a lot, on Thursdays.

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12/04/11

The secret ingredient in Red Bull: Minotaurine.

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