Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
I love me some drunken Germans. Buzzed Franzs forever!
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!
I always get drunk on my birth daze.
Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.
Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.
Our nation’s prosperity depends on alcoholic chickens: they are the hen gins of the economy.
I was traumatized as a child when my parents forced me to play hockey. They’re the ones who drove me to rink.
I drink a lot, on Thursdays.