I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
I drink a lot, on Thursdays.
I always get drunk on my birth daze.
The secret ingredient in Red Bull: Minotaurine.
I love me some drunken Germans. Buzzed Franzs forever!
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.
Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
A drunken satirist is a real parody animal.
My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.