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My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.

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I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.

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I drink a lot, on Thursdays.

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I always get drunk on my birth daze.

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The secret ingredient in Red Bull: Minotaurine.

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I love me some drunken Germans. Buzzed Franzs forever!

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True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.

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Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.

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Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.

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A drunken satirist is a real parody animal.

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