Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.
Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
A drunken satirist is a real parody animal.
My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.
I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
I love me some drunken Germans. Buzzed Franzs forever!
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!
I always get drunk on my birth daze.