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Puns tagged ‘parties’:

01/17/15

If your friend says “Let’s have a sausage party”, you better prepare for the wurst.

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12/01/13

I went to the Muslim party store. I wanted to see what all the halal balloons was about.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/12/12

I’m not sure I believe in Xmas parties. I remain¬†eggnogstic.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)
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04/21/11

Did you hear, the scientists behind Ecstasy drugs are now building a party-gal accelerator?

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05/11/10

IT’S A SMALL WORLD AFTER WALLY

Dear Pun Gents,¬† I need a pun for a pub crawl with theme “Where’s Wally?” ~Barry, New York City

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Be Where of Wally?
  2. The Wally Crawly
  3. Join us at the Waldo-Astoria
  4. Don’t be a Wally-flower
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)
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04/01/10

I bought a castle and threw a housewarming party. I was the host with the moats!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)
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