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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘parties’:

01/17/15

If your friend says “Let’s have a sausage party”, you better prepare for the wurst.

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12/01/13

I went to the Muslim party store. I wanted to see what all the halal balloons was about.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/12/12

I’m not sure I believe in Xmas parties. I remain¬†eggnogstic.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)
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04/21/11

Did you hear, the scientists behind Ecstasy drugs are now building a party-gal accelerator?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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05/11/10

IT’S A SMALL WORLD AFTER WALLY

Dear Pun Gents,¬† I need a pun for a pub crawl with theme “Where’s Wally?” ~Barry, New York City

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Be Where of Wally?
  2. The Wally Crawly
  3. Join us at the Waldo-Astoria
  4. Don’t be a Wally-flower
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)
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04/01/10

I bought a castle and threw a housewarming party. I was the host with the moats!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)
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