Tips for entertaining: Offer your guests an adult diaper if you think they might arrive late to the potty.
Dirty diapers bring good luck. So always wish upon ass tar.
A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.
Grandma soiled herself for the umpteenth time. She’s up to her usual shit nan agains.
Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.
They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.