My toddler loves technology. When he eats, he uses instant messing.
A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.
Having a baby? Let the goo times roll.
It’s easy to sabotage a peaceful protest among my Arabic relatives. It’s like taking Gandhi from habibi.
Don’t mess with a fat baby. Better instead to give him or her a wide birth.
As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.
They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
I invented a new hat for babies. But I’m not quite sure how to bonnetize it.
Dear Pun Gents, I need team name ideas for a charity walk for babies born prematurely (March of Dimes). We’re walking in memory of my son Gabriel and in honor of others. Thank you! ~Audra, Allen, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Premi-mums
- The Toddler Waddlers
- The Gabe Pride Parade
- Baby Walk