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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘babies’:

03/14/16

Don’t mess with a fat baby. Better instead to give him or her a wide birth.

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12/10/14

As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.

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09/29/12

They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.

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01/13/12

I invented a new hat for babies. But I’m not quite sure how to bonnetize it.

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12/17/10

BABY WALK

Dear Pun Gents, I need team name ideas for a charity walk for babies born prematurely (March of Dimes). We’re walking in memory of my son Gabriel and in honor of others. Thank you! ~Audra, Allen, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Premi-mums
  2. The Toddler Waddlers
  3. The Gabe Pride Parade
  4. Baby Walk
  5. Tinysty
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