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Puns tagged ‘babies’:

03/14/16

Don’t mess with a fat baby. Better instead to give him or her a wide birth.

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12/10/14

As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.

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09/29/12

They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.

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01/13/12

I invented a new hat for babies. But I’m not quite sure how to bonnetize it.

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12/17/10

BABY WALK

Dear Pun Gents, I need team name ideas for a charity walk for babies born prematurely (March of Dimes). We’re walking in memory of my son Gabriel and in honor of others. Thank you! ~Audra, Allen, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Premi-mums
  2. The Toddler Waddlers
  3. The Gabe Pride Parade
  4. Baby Walk
  5. Tinysty
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