Don’t mess with a fat baby. Better instead to give him or her a wide birth.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...It’s easy to sabotage a peaceful protest among my Arabic relatives. It’s like taking Gandhi from habibi.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Having a baby? Let the goo times roll.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My toddler loves technology. When he eats, he uses instant messing.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Dirty diapers bring good luck. So always wish upon ass tar.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Mommageddon?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I invented a new hat for babies. But I’m not quite sure how to bonnetize it.
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