Don’t mess with a fat baby. Better instead to give him or her a wide birth.
As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.
Dirty diapers bring good luck. So always wish upon ass tar.
My toddler loves technology. When he eats, he uses instant messing.
A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.
Having a baby? Let the goo times roll.
It’s easy to sabotage a peaceful protest among my Arabic relatives. It’s like taking Gandhi from habibi.
They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
I invented a new hat for babies. But I’m not quite sure how to bonnetize it.