Don’t mess with a fat baby. Better instead to give him or her a wide birth.
It’s easy to sabotage a peaceful protest among my Arabic relatives. It’s like taking Gandhi from habibi.
Having a baby? Let the goo times roll.
My toddler loves technology. When he eats, he uses instant messing.
Dirty diapers bring good luck. So always wish upon ass tar.
A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.
They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.
I invented a new hat for babies. But I’m not quite sure how to bonnetize it.