clothing puns :: PunGents.com

Knitting makes me yarn for the good old days. These days I have nothing but looming deadlines!

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusing far mo’ suiticals.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.

(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

A man who won’t give you the clothes off his back is very selfish shirt.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

She offered to hang up my headgear. I was immediately hatrackted to her.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.

(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)

The inventor of women’s underwear should be in our panteon of heroes.

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

I’m scariest when nude. I’m a grisly bare.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

The 70% off sale at the coat store caused quite a frockus.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)