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Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

She offered to hang up my headgear. I was immediately hatrackted to her.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.

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A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.

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When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.

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I’m scariest when nude. I’m a grisly bare.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

A man who won’t give you the clothes off his back is very selfish shirt.

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I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusing far mo’ suiticals.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)