Puns tagged ‘clothing’:
08/10/15
I’m scariest when nude. I’m a grisly bare.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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  (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray. (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/26/13
A man who won’t give you the clothes off his back is very selfish shirt. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/18/13
I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusing far mo’ suiticals.  (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...01/13/12
I invented a new hat for babies. But I’m not quite sure how to bonnetize it. (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...03/23/11
The 70% off sale at the coat store caused quite a frockus. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/17/10
The inventor of women’s underwear should be in our panteon of heroes. (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...12/12/09
Knitting makes me yarn for the good old days. These days I have nothing but looming deadlines! (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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