I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray.
The 70% off sale at the coat store caused quite a frockus.
Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
She offered to hang up my headgear. I was immediately hatrackted to her.
I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.
Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.
A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.
When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.
I’m scariest when nude. I’m a grisly bare.
A man who won’t give you the clothes off his back is very selfish shirt.