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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘clothing’:

08/10/15

I’m scariest when nude. I’m a grisly bare.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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04/15/14

I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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08/26/13

A man who won’t give you the clothes off his back is very selfish shirt.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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02/18/13

I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusingĀ far mo’ suiticals.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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01/13/12

I invented a new hat for babies. But I’m not quite sure how to bonnetize it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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03/23/11

The 70% off sale at the coat store caused quite a frockus.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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03/17/10

The inventor of women’s underwear should be in our panteon of heroes.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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12/12/09

Knitting makes me yarn for the good old days. These days I have nothing but looming deadlines!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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