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Puns tagged ‘clothing’:

04/15/14

I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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08/26/13

A man who won’t give you the clothes off his back is very selfish shirt.

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02/18/13

I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusingĀ far mo’ suiticals.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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01/13/12

I invented a new hat for babies. But I’m not quite sure how to bonnetize it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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03/23/11

The 70% off sale at the coat store caused quite a frockus.

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03/17/10

The inventor of women’s underwear should be in our panteon of heroes.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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12/12/09

Knitting makes me yarn for the good old days. These days I have nothing but looming deadlines!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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