I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.
Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.
A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.
When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.
I’m scariest when nude. I’m a grisly bare.
I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray.
A man who won’t give you the clothes off his back is very selfish shirt.
I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusing far mo’ suiticals.
I invented a new hat for babies. But I’m not quite sure how to bonnetize it.
The 70% off sale at the coat store caused quite a frockus.