The 70% off sale at the coat store caused quite a frockus.
clothing
I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusingĀ far mo’ suiticals.
I invented a new hat for babies. But I’m not quite sure how to bonnetize it.
Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
A man who won’t give you the clothes off his back is very selfish shirt.
She offered to hang up my headgear. I was immediately hatrackted to her.
The inventor of women’s underwear should be in our panteon of heroes.
Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.
I’m scariest when nude. I’m a grisly bare.
I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.