clothing puns :: PunGents.com

A man who won’t give you the clothes off his back is very selfish shirt.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

She offered to hang up my headgear. I was immediately hatrackted to her.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.

(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)

The inventor of women’s underwear should be in our panteon of heroes.

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

I’m scariest when nude. I’m a grisly bare.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

The 70% off sale at the coat store caused quite a frockus.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)