A man who won’t give you the clothes off his back is very selfish shirt.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...She offered to hang up my headgear. I was immediately hatrackted to her.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...The inventor of women’s underwear should be in our panteon of heroes.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m scariest when nude. I’m a grisly bare.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Knitting makes me yarn for the good old days. These days I have nothing but looming deadlines!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusing far mo’ suiticals.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.
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