04/30/201807/21/2018 Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
02/04/201803/07/2018 She offered to hang up my headgear. I was immediately hatrackted to her. Share this pun (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading...
01/10/201802/04/2018 I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
01/05/201801/18/2018 A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance. Share this pun (4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading...
11/08/201711/08/2017 When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
08/10/201508/10/2015 I’m scariest when nude. I’m a grisly bare. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading...
04/15/201404/15/2014 I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray. Share this pun (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading...
08/26/201308/26/2013 A man who won’t give you the clothes off his back is very selfish shirt. Share this pun (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading...
02/18/201302/18/2013 I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusing far mo’ suiticals. Share this pun (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading...
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