Puns tagged ‘clothing’:
08/10/15
I’m scariest when nude. I’m a grisly bare.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray. (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/26/13
A man who won’t give you the clothes off his back is very selfish shirt. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/18/13
I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusing far mo’ suiticals.  (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...01/13/12
I invented a new hat for babies. But I’m not quite sure how to bonnetize it. (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...03/23/11
The 70% off sale at the coat store caused quite a frockus. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/17/10
The inventor of women’s underwear should be in our panteon of heroes. (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...12/12/09
Knitting makes me yarn for the good old days. These days I have nothing but looming deadlines! (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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