I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusingĀ far mo’ suiticals.
clothing
I invented a new hat for babies. But I’m not quite sure how to bonnetize it.
The inventor of women’s underwear should be in our panteon of heroes.
I’m scariest when nude. I’m a grisly bare.

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