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Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.

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If you don’t win at an auction, it leaves a bidder aftertaste.

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I went to the Muslim party store. I wanted to see what all the halal balloons was about.

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My pale friend Ted is looking for a good tanning parlour. I told him to post a “Help Wan Ted” ad.

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The market for dentures is always fluct chew aiding.

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If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”

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Why is it good to get into the winemaking business?

Because it’s a cellars market.

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If you are an oil sheikh in the Middle East, you Arabic deal.

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Sewage treatment plants create a lot of manure fracturing jobs.

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I just got a job running Old McDonald’s farm. I’m the new CEIEIO.

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