Does the Association of Headhunters have close ties to the Stealworkers Union?
The breast reduction industry is a real juggernot.
Gordon Gecko retired from Wall Street and got a job at Walmart. “Greet,” he said, “is good.”
Don’t bother entering a shoe store. Everything is already soled.
Why did the flower seller expand his shop?
Because business was blooming!
Scratch and Sniff Inc. is shutting down the ol factory, by odour of the CEO, who said staying in business no longer made scents.
I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.
Keep Andrew Carnegie away from your fridge! He is a steal magnet.
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
Accounts receivable for colonoscopy services tend to be in a rears.