The inventor of horse cologne just got venture capital funds to help develop his neigh scent technology.
You should invest in nudity, during the current bare market.
We all get stung, after the stock market has piqued.
Facebook stock plummets? I PO’D!
I borrowed from the bank to start my apiary. Now I have a horrendous bee owe problem.
At zombie auctions, highest biter wins.
My pale friend Ted is looking for a good tanning parlour. I told him to post a “Help Wan Ted” ad.
Gordon Gecko retired from Wall Street and got a job at Walmart. “Greet,” he said, “is good.”
My startup is post-launch but still pre-revenue. You might say we’re Hopin’ for Business.
In the coming apocalypse, which corporation will rule?