My pale friend Ted is looking for a good tanning parlour. I told him to post a “Help Wan Ted” ad.
The market for dentures is always fluct chew aiding.
If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”
Why is it good to get into the winemaking business?
Because it’s a cellars market.
If you are an oil sheikh in the Middle East, you Arabic deal.
Sewage treatment plants create a lot of manure fracturing jobs.
I just got a job running Old McDonald’s farm. I’m the new CEIEIO.
Where can you buy a mountain goat? Use Cragslist! It’s free and they won’t send you a billy. I got a great deal on one by Jean Paul Goatier.
Even after Hell was incorporated, Satan retained soul ownership.
Handing out entry bracelets at a concert is a safety precaution: it’s smart wrist management.