The professional torturer had to hire a bookkeeper who understood a cruel accounting.
My dream was to invent a single-serve coffee machine, but I lacked the Keurig to do so.
Don’t bother entering a shoe store. Everything is already soled.
The Denver Broncos quarterback bought part of the team. It’s being called the Tebow stake.
I started an organization that worships testicles: it’s ‘nad for prophet.
Companies know the cost of hiring brain-dead employees: it can be ex-pensive.
Laxative manufacturers rely on their bran equity.
Hear about the baseball pitcher who refused to endorse Wal-Mart, because it was a big balk store?
It’s true; it also didn’t help that they refuse to let their workers strike, and they have a large selection of woks. He said “I field strongly about this. Wal-Mart may seem like a short stop on a shopping trip, but in fact, it’s a retail umpire. It’s bat for the economy; they’re out to catcher the whole market!”
Warren Buffett has stocking feat.
The spread of Walmart is like a plague of low-costs.