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Back in Sicily I operated a typesetting business. As we specialized in italics, all our numbers were crooked. It was a font for the mafia.

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Boycott sugar. Shop lo-cal.

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You can’t win a fight with Monsanto. You just have to agri.

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I bought a new watch, because tock is cheap.

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Hell is on strike. The workers are demon strating.

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Dictionary sales are languaging.

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I know a coffee shop that’s been in business 40 years. That’s long java tea.

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It’s hard to make a living selling pancakes. I’m barely creping by.

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Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.

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If you don’t win at an auction, it leaves a bidder aftertaste.

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