Lindt has a new chocolate ball; they call them Cocoanuts.
business
Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.
Is my business just a cover for the Mafia? I take a front to that.
Uber is in trouble because it doesn’t pay any taxi.
I came up a with a new toothbrush. So I tried to fund it on Kicks Tartar.
My pale friend Ted is looking for a good tanning parlour. I told him to post a “Help Wan Ted” ad.
The professional torturer had to hire a bookkeeper who understood a cruel accounting.
I know a coffee shop that’s been in business 40 years. That’s long java tea.
Back in Sicily I operated a typesetting business. As we specialized in italics, all our numbers were crooked. It was a font for the mafia.
When Napster hit the music industry, it was like Sharenobyl.


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