My friend took joint ownership in a grow-op, out in the Hempsteads. The place had gone to weed and needed grass, but after applying some THC–tender hearted care–it looked spliffy in no time.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
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Because business was blooming!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Accounts receivable for colonoscopy services tend to be in a rears.
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