My pale friend Ted is looking for a good tanning parlour. I told him to post a “Help Wan Ted” ad.
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Because it’s a cellars market.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Even after Hell was incorporated, Satan retained soul ownership.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Handing out entry bracelets at a concert is a safety precaution: it’s smart wrist management.
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