I just got a job running Old McDonald’s farm. I’m the new CEIEIO.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Where can you buy a mountain goat? Use Cragslist! It’s free and they won’t send you a billy. I got a great deal on one by Jean Paul Goatier.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Even after Hell was incorporated, Satan retained soul ownership.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Handing out entry bracelets at a concert is a safety precaution: it’s smart wrist management.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the businessman who spent his days combining chickens?
He wanted to make a hen-sum profit!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I can install a tree in your cellar. Bark in basement prices!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The best time to purchase stocks is when the market hits bought em.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...If Shakespeare Worked at a Hardware Store:
- Measure for Measuring Tape
- Two Gentlemen of a Rona
- Taming of the Screw
- Romeo and Juliet Balcony
- Awl’s Well That Ends Well
- Tight As a Door Knocker? (Titus Andronicus)
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Heather Reisman’s monopoly on the Canadian book market fills me with !ndigo-nation!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I hate used car dealers. They can be so over sell us.
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