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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘business’:

04/12/17

Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.

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04/08/17

Boycott sugar. Shop lo-cal.

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03/19/17

Warren Buffett has stocking feat.

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03/15/17

I always gain weight after a Fed increase.

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03/03/17

True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.

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01/12/17

I hate used car dealers. They can be so over sell us.

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12/04/16

Thomas Hardy was  a futurist. He wrote Tesla of the Ubervilles.

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11/30/16

I bought a new watch, because tock is cheap.

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10/05/16

I borrowed from the bank to start my apiary. Now I have a horrendous bee owe problem.

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04/06/16

Lindt has a new chocolate ball; they call them Cocoanuts.

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