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12/04/16

Thomas Hardy was  a futurist. He wrote Tesla of the Ubervilles.

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11/30/16

I bought a new watch, because tock is cheap.

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10/05/16

I borrowed from the bank to start my apiary. Now I have a horrendous bee owe problem.

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04/06/16

Lindt has a new chocolate ball; they call them Cocoanuts.

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01/23/16

The invention of the vacuum cleaner led to rapid in dusty realization.

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01/21/16

You should invest in nudity, during the current bare market.

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01/12/16

I came up a with a new toothbrush. So I tried to fund it on Kicks Tartar.

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01/05/16

Organ thieves sell their goods to a body shop. Some offer free de-livery.

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10/10/15

PERMIANODICAL
Dear Pun Gents, My company is coming up with a name for our new quarterly newsletter. We are an oil company engaged in upstream oil production, specifically Enhanced Oil Recovery (EOR). Our company name is Occidental Petroleum, often referred to as Oxy, and our business unit is called Permian EOR. The newsletter is only for our business unit. ~David, Houston, TX
 
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. The Permianodical
  2. Permian Post
  3. Oxy A Question
  4. Permannounce [permanence]
  5. EOR The Donkey
  6. E-ORatory
  7. The Petropost
  8. Oxy Talks
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08/26/15

My dream was to invent a single-serve coffee machine, but I lacked the Keurig to do so.

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