My pale friend Ted is looking for a good tanning parlour. I told him to post a “Help Wan Ted” ad.
business
The professional torturer had to hire a bookkeeper who understood a cruel accounting.
I know a coffee shop that’s been in business 40 years. That’s long java tea.
Back in Sicily I operated a typesetting business. As we specialized in italics, all our numbers were crooked. It was a font for the mafia.
When Napster hit the music industry, it was like Sharenobyl.
Levi-Strauss is well positioned to profit from a jean populations.
There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.
Laxative manufacturers rely on their bran equity.
I’m attracted to finance majors: they are quite B.Comming.
Organ thieves sell their goods to a body shop. Some offer free de-livery.

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