The inventor of horse cologne just got venture capital funds to help develop his neigh scent technology.

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After a rash of overflowing-urinal incidents, the toilet manufacturer’s stock began to plumb it.
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My friend took joint ownership in a grow-op, out in the Hempsteads. The place had gone to weed and needed grass, but after applying some THC–tender hearted care–it looked spliffy in no time.

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In marketing news, Viagra has been targeting its product to universities—especially the sophomore students.

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