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There’s a new Disney movie about a sperm bank. It’s stars Goofee.

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Food color manufacturing is a dyeing industry.

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The medieval monks were forced to bottle and vend their farts, as a form of sell-flatulation.

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I wish telemarketers would take ban-call a days.

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Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?”

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Panhandlers make excellent man a jars.

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Submarine captains are paid on a fee-for-surface basis.

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If you get your private parts stuck in your zipper, you can call 1-800-CAUGHT-JUNK.

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Is my business just a cover for the Mafia? I take a front to that.

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Warren Buffett has stocking feat.

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