Keep Andrew Carnegie away from your fridge! He is a steal magnet.
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
Accounts receivable for colonoscopy services tend to be in a rears.
To petro-states much oil wealth has a crude.
There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.
The company decided to have its meetings in the corporate bathroom. The board of directors were very loo quorum to this idea.
At zombie auctions, highest biter wins.
Do stock-pickers need a degree in buy-lowology?
The bankrupt birdkeeper ended up in hawk.
Where can you get deals on mustard? Groupoupon.