My friend took joint ownership in a grow-op, out in the Hempsteads. The place had gone to weed and needed grass, but after applying some THC–tender hearted care–it looked spliffy in no time.
Submarine captains are paid on a fee-for-surface basis.
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
Is my business just a cover for the Mafia? I take a front to that.
I always gain weight after a Fed increase.
Why did the flower seller expand his shop?
Because business was blooming!
Boycott sugar. Shop lo-cal.
Work at the New York Sock Exchange and you get plenty of hose.
I wanted to start up a bank, so I moved to an island.
Accounts receivable for colonoscopy services tend to be in a rears.