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Keep Andrew Carnegie away from your fridge! He is a steal magnet.

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True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.

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Accounts receivable for colonoscopy services tend to be in a rears.

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To petro-states much oil wealth has a crude.

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There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.

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The company decided to have its meetings in the corporate bathroom. The board of directors were very loo quorum to this idea.

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At zombie auctions, highest biter wins.

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Do stock-pickers need a degree in buy-lowology?

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The bankrupt birdkeeper ended up in hawk.

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Where can you get deals on mustard? Groupoupon.

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