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Puns tagged ‘prostitutes’:

01/16/15

I see an increase in prostitution on the ho, risin’.

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04/22/14

Work at the New York Sock Exchange and you get plenty of hose.

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02/10/14

Bathhouse bordellos are no longer illegal. Ho sauna in the highest!

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09/17/12

There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.

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