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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘prostitutes’:

02/15/17

Canada’s economy is made up of prostitutes. How do I know? Well, Canadians are¬†drawers of water¬†and whoores of wood.

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01/16/15

I see an increase in prostitution on the ho, risin’.

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04/22/14

Work at the New York Sock Exchange and you get plenty of hose.

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02/10/14

Bathhouse bordellos are no longer illegal. Ho sauna in the highest!

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09/17/12

There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.

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