Do they use a lot of lubricant on porno sets?
Yes – it’s “Lights, Camera… Unction!”
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Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...probstitutes and parnography
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I dressed as a hooker for Hallowe’en. It was a blow in the dark costume.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.
(5 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...How do you educate a prostitute?
Horticulture.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Can you trust a prostitute to keep a secret?
Not in a hotel.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What’s a beer afficionado’s favourite kind of porn?
Barley legal.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I’d sell my body for some whores d’oeuvres.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The rich but deranged warlord kept a harem of midget concubines who slept outside. Clearly this was a man of imp whore tents.
(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)Loading...Japanese camping tradition: campfires and Sumo’whores bars.
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