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Puns tagged ‘probstitutes and parnography’:

10/26/12

What’s a beer afficionado’s favourite kind of porn?

Barley legal.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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09/17/12

There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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08/16/12

I’d sell my body for some whores d’oeuvres.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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03/21/12

The rich but deranged warlord kept a harem of midget concubines who slept outside. Clearly this was a man of imp whore tents.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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03/17/12

Japanese camping tradition: campfires and  Sumo’whores bars.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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12/29/11

Australian bestiality porn is known for its high koala titty production values. Some titles include Out back and the Tasmanal Devil.  You won’t roo your purchase. Watch as much as you Canberra, dingo emus yourself. If you haven’t Adelaide in a while, don’t worry. You’ll meet a lover with a new zeal and zest.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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11/10/11

The agile prostitute kept in shape by parkwhoring.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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09/08/11

You know something’s wrong when you’re on a porno set and you hear ‘teste, teste, 1,2,3

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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07/28/11

The pornstar lost her job and filed for onanployment.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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06/13/11

The police shut down the gym, for running a body house.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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