probstitutes and parnography puns

10/26/201210/24/2012

What’s a beer afficionado’s favourite kind of porn?

Barley legal.

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09/17/201209/05/2012

There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.

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08/16/201208/09/2012

I’d sell my body for some whores d’oeuvres.

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03/21/201203/23/2012

The rich but deranged warlord kept a harem of midget concubines who slept outside. Clearly this was a man of imp whore tents.

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03/17/201203/15/2012

Japanese camping tradition: campfires and Sumo’whores bars.

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12/29/201112/05/2011

Australian bestiality porn is known for its high koala titty production values. Some titles include Out back and the Tasmanal Devil. You won’t roo your purchase. Watch as much as you Canberra, dingo emus yourself. If you haven’t Adelaide in a while, don’t worry. You’ll meet a lover with a new zeal and zest.

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11/10/201110/28/2011

The agile prostitute kept in shape by parkwhoring.

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09/08/201109/08/2011

You know something’s wrong when you’re on a porno set and you hear ‘teste, teste, 1,2,3‘

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07/28/201108/02/2011

The pornstar lost her job and filed for onanployment.

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06/13/201106/01/2011

The police shut down the gym, for running a body house.

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