Brothel owners shouldn’t be criminalized, just for making a ho-nest living.
In ancient Rome, prostitution wasn’t unusual. It was a whore-denarii sight.
The rich but deranged warlord kept a harem of midget concubines who slept outside. Clearly this was a man of imp whore tents.
Do they use a lot of lubricant on porno sets?
Yes – it’s “Lights, Camera… Unction!”
I dressed as a hooker for Hallowe’en. It was a blow in the dark costume.
Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.
How do you educate a prostitute?
Can you trust a prostitute to keep a secret?
Not in a hotel.
What’s a beer afficionado’s favourite kind of porn?
There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.