probstitutes and parnography puns

Hear about the castrated pimp, aka the Headless Whoresman?

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Before live-action pornography was legalized, XXX videos were shot exclusively in Playmation.

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I’d sell my body for some whores d’oeuvres.

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What do shrimp watch to get in the mood?

Prawnography!

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To catch the prostitution ring the police set up a sting operation. In fact they released the hornets.

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Brothel owners shouldn’t be criminalized, just for making a ho-nest living.

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In ancient Rome, prostitution wasn’t unusual. It was a whore-denarii sight.

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The rich but deranged warlord kept a harem of midget concubines who slept outside. Clearly this was a man of imp whore tents.

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Do they use a lot of lubricant on porno sets?

Yes – it’s “Lights, Camera… Unction!”

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I dressed as a hooker for Hallowe’en. It was a blow in the dark costume.

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