What do shrimp watch to get in the mood?
Prawnography!
What do shrimp watch to get in the mood?
Prawnography!
Do prostitutes look up clients on quickipedia?
The police shut down the gym, for running a body house.
Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.
There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
Can you trust a prostitute to keep a secret?
Not in a hotel.
I met a homeless prostitute during WWI. She was known as The Grate Whore.
The gigolo became a horologist because he liked big clocks.
Why do most bus drivers switch careers and eventually become prostitutes?
It’s the transit-whorey nature of the job.