There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
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Loading...Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...You know something’s wrong when you’re on a porno set and you hear ‘teste, teste, 1,2,3‘
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The police shut down the gym, for running a body house.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...As a feminist, I don’t make jokes about hose. It is a socksist remark. It hits too clothes to home.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Fish porn? Deep Trout.
(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I met a homeless prostitute during WWI. She was known as The Grate Whore.
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I’d sell my body for some whores d’oeuvres.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Porn stars have a social conscience too – in fact, many of them are mouthpieces for Am Nasty International. However, despite their best efforts, millions remain in bondage.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...To catch the prostitution ring the police set up a sting operation. In fact they released the hornets.
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