Before live-action pornography was legalized, XXX videos were shot exclusively in Playmation.
I’d sell my body for some whores d’oeuvres.
What do shrimp watch to get in the mood?
To catch the prostitution ring the police set up a sting operation. In fact they released the hornets.
Brothel owners shouldn’t be criminalized, just for making a ho-nest living.
In ancient Rome, prostitution wasn’t unusual. It was a whore-denarii sight.
The rich but deranged warlord kept a harem of midget concubines who slept outside. Clearly this was a man of imp whore tents.
Do they use a lot of lubricant on porno sets?
Yes – it’s “Lights, Camera… Unction!”
I dressed as a hooker for Hallowe’en. It was a blow in the dark costume.
Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.