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There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
Can you trust a prostitute to keep a secret?
Not in a hotel.
I met a homeless prostitute during WWI. She was known as The Grate Whore.
The gigolo became a horologist because he liked big clocks.
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Why do most bus drivers switch careers and eventually become prostitutes?
It’s the transit-whorey nature of the job.
How do you educate a prostitute?
Hiring a prostitute has its own etiquette. Be sure follow the pro to call.
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