What do shrimp watch to get in the mood?
Prawnography!
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Loading... (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...probstitutes and parnography
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Do prostitutes look up clients on quickipedia?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The police shut down the gym, for running a body house.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.
(6 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Can you trust a prostitute to keep a secret?
Not in a hotel.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I met a homeless prostitute during WWI. She was known as The Grate Whore.
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The gigolo became a horologist because he liked big clocks.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why do most bus drivers switch careers and eventually become prostitutes?
It’s the transit-whorey nature of the job.
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