I met a homeless prostitute during WWI. She was known as The Grate Whore.
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The gigolo became a horologist because he liked big clocks.
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Why do most bus drivers switch careers and eventually become prostitutes?
It’s the transit-whorey nature of the job.
How do you educate a prostitute?
Horticulture.
Hiring a prostitute has its own etiquette. Be sure follow the pro to call.
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As a feminist, I don’t make jokes about hose. It is a socksist remark. It hits too clothes to home.
Pets are forbidden in brothels, unless they are hos broken.
Prostitutes are buy sexual.