Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.
How do you educate a prostitute?
Can you trust a prostitute to keep a secret?
Not in a hotel.
What’s a beer afficionado’s favourite kind of porn?
There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
Japanese camping tradition: campfires and Sumo’whores bars.
Australian bestiality porn is known for its high koala titty production values. Some titles include Out back and the Tasmanal Devil. You won’t roo your purchase. Watch as much as you Canberra, dingo emus yourself. If you haven’t Adelaide in a while, don’t worry. You’ll meet a lover with a new zeal and zest.
The agile prostitute kept in shape by parkwhoring.
You know something’s wrong when you’re on a porno set and you hear ‘teste, teste, 1,2,3‘
The pornstar lost her job and filed for onanployment.