In ancient Rome, prostitution wasn’t unusual. It was a whore-denarii sight.
probstitutes and parnography
What do shrimp watch to get in the mood?
Prawnography!
Do prostitutes look up clients on quickipedia?
The police shut down the gym, for running a body house.
Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.
There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
Can you trust a prostitute to keep a secret?
Not in a hotel.
I met a homeless prostitute during WWI. She was known as The Grate Whore.
The gigolo became a horologist because he liked big clocks.