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08/22/14

#DASHTAG

Dear Pun Gents, my best friend and I are having a scavenger hunt 25th birthday party and looking for a punny hashtag to keep the teams aware of each other’s progress throughout the night. ~Elsie, New York

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. #Dashtag
  2. #Scavengeance
  3. #ScavengeIsSweet
  4. #HuntingPuns
  5. #AttilaTheHunt
  6. #Scaviar
  7. #foundaquarter
  8. #25nonsense
  9. #the25thpercentfile
  10. #quartercenturions
  11. #aginglikeafindwine
  12. #finderstweeters
  13. #quartersearch
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10/26/13

Poor hamsters run in circles, but posh rodents enjoy the ferrets wheel.

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05/01/13

FOOS RUSH IN

Dear Pun Gents,
My husband and his buddy(ies) are obsessed with Foosball. I want to make them Tshirts to poke fun at the level of seriousness with which they treat this game. They have a “league” name that’s pretty lame too. Any league name/Tshirt ideas? ~Jean, Minnesota

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. I Pity the Foos
  2. Foos Rush In
  3. Foosball: Spinnacle of Achievement
  4. Angle Phile
  5. Hot Rods
  6. The Angle of Death
  7. Charlie’s Angles
  8. Wristocrats
  9. G.RIP
  10. Goaligula
  11. What the Fake
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05/18/12

I found a nightclub full of ovulating women. What a disco-vary!

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11/10/11

The agile prostitute kept in shape by parkwhoring.

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03/29/11

The nightclubbing lifestyle is so incredible, it involves a suspension of disco ball ief.

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12/13/10

How did ancient bar-goers settle their tabs?

A bacchus.

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11/15/10

I saw my dog playing poker, so I yelled at it, ‘Eu-cre!’

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08/07/10

I rent rowboats: I’m from new oar liens.

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06/06/10

Yoga can be dangerous. If you’re dressing for a class – wear a hazmat suit.

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