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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘myth and legend’:

04/08/13

PunGents.com has proven the existence of unicorns! People are always telling us, “Unicorniest guys I know.”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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12/07/12

Does O,din get upset about the noise in Valhalla?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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07/09/12

Does Atlantis exist? No, that is a false city.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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12/18/11

King Neptune never learned to ride a pike.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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07/07/11

Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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05/10/11

The Fountain of Youth was just a Ponce scheme.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
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12/26/10

My friend likes mythical beasts,  so I centaur a half-man, half-horse for Xmas.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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12/13/10

How did ancient bar-goers settle their tabs?

A bacchus.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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11/26/10

PLAGUE IT AGAIN, SAM

Dear Pun Gents, I am writing a news article on the story of the Pied Piper of Hamelin for both a tabloid and a broadsheet but I dont know what the two headlines should be, please could you help me with some clever puns? ~Greg, London, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Plague it Again, Sam
  2. On a Fluting Spree
  3. Rattaboy!
  4. The Verminator
  5. He Just Rodent To Town…
  6. Now Appearing on Kids Row
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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11/26/10

I met a half-man, half-goat. He was a lot of faun. I enjoy Satyrdays.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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