PunGents.com has proven the existence of unicorns! People are always telling us, “Unicorniest guys I know.”
Does O,din get upset about the noise in Valhalla?
Does Atlantis exist? No, that is a false city.
King Neptune never learned to ride a pike.
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
The Fountain of Youth was just a Ponce scheme.
My friend likes mythical beasts, so I centaur a half-man, half-horse for Xmas.
How did ancient bar-goers settle their tabs?
Dear Pun Gents, I am writing a news article on the story of the Pied Piper of Hamelin for both a tabloid and a broadsheet but I dont know what the two headlines should be, please could you help me with some clever puns? ~Greg, London, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Plague it Again, Sam
- On a Fluting Spree
- The Verminator
- He Just Rodent To Town…
- Now Appearing on Kids Row
I met a half-man, half-goat. He was a lot of faun. I enjoy Satyrdays.