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Puns tagged ‘myth and legend’:

12/18/11

King Neptune never learned to ride a pike.

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07/07/11

Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.

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05/10/11

The Fountain of Youth was just a Ponce scheme.

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12/26/10

My friend likes mythical beasts,  so I centaur a half-man, half-horse for Xmas.

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12/13/10

How did ancient bar-goers settle their tabs?

A bacchus.

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11/26/10

PLAGUE IT AGAIN, SAM

Dear Pun Gents, I am writing a news article on the story of the Pied Piper of Hamelin for both a tabloid and a broadsheet but I dont know what the two headlines should be, please could you help me with some clever puns? ~Greg, London, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Plague it Again, Sam
  2. On a Fluting Spree
  3. Rattaboy!
  4. The Verminator
  5. He Just Rodent To Town…
  6. Now Appearing on Kids Row
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11/26/10

I met a half-man, half-goat. He was a lot of faun. I enjoy Satyrdays.

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03/15/10

Finishing my classics PhD was like escaping from a labyrinth. Luckily, my supervisor was an expert on ancient Greek mythology. It was like theses and the mentor.

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05/21/08

William Tell shot his son in the skull. What a bow-in-head maneuver! It made him quiver. After Tell had an unmistakable arrow tragedy around him. And he spoke with a twang.

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06/27/05

Is the goddess of wisdom against all we stand for?

Yes, she’s an athena.

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03/28/05

How did the genie mock the overworked busboy?

He said, “I’ll grant you three dishes.

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