I met a half-man, half-goat. He was a lot of faun. I enjoy Satyrdays.
How did the genie mock the overworked busboy?
He said, “I’ll grant you three dishes.“
I finally understand the metaphor of labyrinths in Greek Mythology. What a maze meant!
PunGents.com has proven the existence of unicorns! People are always telling us, “Unicorniest guys I know.”
Does O,din get upset about the noise in Valhalla?
Does Atlantis exist? No, that is a false city.
King Neptune never learned to ride a pike.
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
The Fountain of Youth was just a Ponce scheme.
My friend likes mythical beasts, so I centaur a half-man, half-horse for Xmas.