Puns tagged ‘myth and legend’:
King Neptune never learned to ride a pike.
Puns tagged ‘myth and legend’:12/18/11
King Neptune never learned to ride a pike. 07/07/11
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur. 05/10/11
The Fountain of Youth was just a Ponce scheme. 12/26/10
My friend likes mythical beasts, so I centaur a half-man, half-horse for Xmas. 12/13/10
How did ancient bar-goers settle their tabs? 11/26/10
PLAGUE IT AGAIN, SAM Dear Pun Gents, I am writing a news article on the story of the Pied Piper of Hamelin for both a tabloid and a broadsheet but I dont know what the two headlines should be, please could you help me with some clever puns? ~Greg, London, UK AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
11/26/10
I met a half-man, half-goat. He was a lot of faun. I enjoy Satyrdays. 03/15/10
Finishing my classics PhD was like escaping from a labyrinth. Luckily, my supervisor was an expert on ancient Greek mythology. It was like theses and the mentor. 05/21/08
William Tell shot his son in the skull. What a bow-in-head maneuver! It made him quiver. After Tell had an unmistakable arrow tragedy around him. And he spoke with a twang. 06/27/05
Is the goddess of wisdom against all we stand for? Yes, she’s an athena. 03/28/05
How did the genie mock the overworked busboy? He said, “I’ll grant you three dishes.“ |