Puns tagged ‘christmas’:
Santa is the King in the North. Long may he reindeer.
When a bosomy St. Nick appeared to me in a dream, I began questioning my Santa titty.
What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.
If you cut Xmas desserts in half, you are probably bisect yule.
Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!
Today is the best day of the year to lose weight, because it’s X-mass!
I went to the North Pole, it was very see Nick.