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Puns tagged ‘christmas’:

04/22/17

How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.

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02/10/17

With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.

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12/25/16

Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.

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12/24/16

Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.

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12/25/14
Santa is the King in the North. Long may he reindeer.
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12/24/14

When a bosomy St. Nick appeared to me in a dream, I began questioning my Santa titty.

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11/04/14

What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.

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12/25/13

Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to  myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.

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12/24/13

What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.

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12/23/13

You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.

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