Santa puns really sleigh me.
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I’m not sure I believe in Xmas parties. I remainĀ eggnogstic.
Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.
Christmas is a source of renewable energy, aka winter buyins’.
NED: I have an irrational fear that Santa will get tossed from his sleigh.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Claustrewphobia!
Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!
Santa is the King in the North. Long may he reindeer.
What do bad Eskimos get in their stockings for Xmas?
A lump of cold.
A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
When a bosomy St. Nick appeared to me in a dream, I began questioning my Santa titty.