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Puns tagged ‘christmas’:

12/25/13

Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to  myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.

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12/24/13

What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.

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12/23/13

You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.

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08/29/13

If you cut Xmas desserts in half, you are probably bisect yule.

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12/26/12

Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!

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12/25/12

Today is the best day of the year to lose weight, because it’s X-mass!

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07/01/12

I went to the North Pole, it was very see Nick.

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06/12/12

I’m not sure I believe in Xmas parties. I remain¬†eggnogstic.

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01/11/12

I’m tired of writing Xmas greetings. Next year I’m doing mine on cardbored.

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12/18/11

PRESENT ABSENCE

Dear Pun Gents, a pun for a mom replying to a kid when he complains about only four presents. ~Kate, Atlanta, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Cad’oh! [if you are French]
  2. Don’t make me box your ears.
  3. Sorry, that’s a wrap!
  4. Look who’s stocking now.
  5. Don’t act Wise Man with me. (Hey, Jesus only got three.)
  6. Do I detect a note of Presentment?
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