I’d like to build a barn over Christmas, if I can find space in my shed-yule.
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No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!
My friend likes mythical beasts, so I centaur a half-man, half-horse for Xmas.
I’m tired of writing Xmas greetings. Next year I’m doing mine on cardbored.
Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
To all Evangelicals, Pentecostals, 7th Day Adventists and Baptists who truly believe – the Big Day is coming tomorrow, so make sure you’ve rapture presents!
What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.
What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.