I went to the North Pole, it was very see Nick.
I’d like to build a barn over Christmas, if I can find space in my shed-yule.
You may ask when will it snow for Christmas, but I ask when will it rein, deer?
No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!
If you cut Xmas desserts in half, you are probably bisect yule.
A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.
Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.
Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.