I’m tired of writing Xmas greetings. Next year I’m doing mine on cardbored.
Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.
You may ask when will it snow for Christmas, but I ask when will it rein, deer?
No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!
To all Evangelicals, Pentecostals, 7th Day Adventists and Baptists who truly believe – the Big Day is coming tomorrow, so make sure you’ve rapture presents!
Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
NED: I have an irrational fear that Santa will get tossed from his sleigh.
ED: What’s that?
Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.