NED: I have an irrational fear that Santa will get tossed from his sleigh.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Claustrewphobia!
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(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Santa is the King in the North. Long may he reindeer.
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What do bad Eskimos get in their stockings for Xmas?
A lump of cold.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When a bosomy St. Nick appeared to me in a dream, I began questioning my Santa titty.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Santa Claus – now that’s a fellow with charisma. Say what you like, the man has presents!
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did the gadget lover praise the Lord when the PDF guide for his digital camera successfully opened?
Because the e-manual had come!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...During Chanakuh do they deck the challahs?
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to  myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
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