When a bosomy St. Nick appeared to me in a dream, I began questioning my Santa titty.
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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...Santa Claus – now that’s a fellow with charisma. Say what you like, the man has presents!
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What do bad Eskimos get in their stockings for Xmas?
A lump of cold.
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to the North Pole, it was very see Nick.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I’d like to build a barn over Christmas, if I can find space in my shed-yule.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...You may ask when will it snow for Christmas, but I ask when will it rein, deer?
(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!
(6 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...If you cut Xmas desserts in half, you are probably bisect yule.
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