Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: I have an irrational fear that Santa will get tossed from his sleigh.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Claustrewphobia!
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Jews who celebrate Christmas are rare. They’re definitely in the menorah-tree.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When a bosomy St. Nick appeared to me in a dream, I began questioning my Santa titty.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Santa puns really sleigh me.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...Santa Claus – now that’s a fellow with charisma. Say what you like, the man has presents!
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