What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
NED: I have an irrational fear that Santa will get tossed from his sleigh.
ED: What’s that?
Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.
With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.
Jews who celebrate Christmas are rare. They’re definitely in the menorah-tree.
When a bosomy St. Nick appeared to me in a dream, I began questioning my Santa titty.
Santa puns really sleigh me.
Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.
Santa Claus – now that’s a fellow with charisma. Say what you like, the man has presents!
What do bad Eskimos get in their stockings for Xmas?
A lump of cold.