Santa Claus – now that’s a fellow with charisma. Say what you like, the man has presents!
What do bad Eskimos get in their stockings for Xmas?
A lump of cold.
I went to the North Pole, it was very see Nick.
I’d like to build a barn over Christmas, if I can find space in my shed-yule.
You may ask when will it snow for Christmas, but I ask when will it rein, deer?
No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!
If you cut Xmas desserts in half, you are probably bisect yule.
A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.