To all Evangelicals, Pentecostals, 7th Day Adventists and Baptists who truly believe – the Big Day is coming tomorrow, so make sure you’ve rapture presents!
christmas
What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.
What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
Santa puns really sleigh me.
Today is the best day of the year to lose weight, because it’s X-mass!
If you cut Xmas desserts in half, you are probably bisect yule.
Why are there no Christmas-themed breath fresheners? Anyone else out there share these santa-mints?
During Chanakuh do they deck the challahs?