If you cut Xmas desserts in half, you are probably bisect yule.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Santa is the King in the North. Long may he reindeer.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...When a bosomy St. Nick appeared to me in a dream, I began questioning my Santa titty.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
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