Today is the best day of the year to lose weight, because it’s X-mass!
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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If you cut Xmas desserts in half, you are probably bisect yule.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Why are there no Christmas-themed breath fresheners? Anyone else out there share these santa-mints?
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...During Chanakuh do they deck the challahs?
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What do bad Eskimos get in their stockings for Xmas?
A lump of cold.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...When a bosomy St. Nick appeared to me in a dream, I began questioning my Santa titty.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When Monica Lewinsky interned for Santa, she spent a lot of time servicing the North Pole. However, the wind blew and the weather sucked; she tried to quit, but Santa kept her around to polish his candy canes. Feeling exploited, she launched a Clause-suction lawsuit.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m not sure I believe in Xmas parties. I remain eggnogstic.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I’d like to build a barn over Christmas, if I can find space in my shed-yule.
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