Puns tagged ‘christmas’:
12/25/13
Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
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What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/23/13
You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/29/13
If you cut Xmas desserts in half, you are probably bisect yule.   (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...12/26/12
Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends! (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/25/12
Today is the best day of the year to lose weight, because it’s X-mass! (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/01/12
I went to the North Pole, it was very see Nick. (3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/12/12
I’m not sure I believe in Xmas parties. I remain eggnogstic. (4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5) Loading ...01/11/12
I’m tired of writing Xmas greetings. Next year I’m doing mine on cardbored. (5 votes, average: 2.40 out of 5) Loading ...12/18/11
PRESENT ABSENCE Dear Pun Gents, a pun for a mom replying to a kid when he complains about only four presents. ~Kate, Atlanta, GA
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