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I went to the North Pole, it was very see Nick.

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I’d like to build a barn over Christmas, if I can find space in my shed-yule.

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You may ask when will it snow for Christmas, but I ask when will it rein, deer?

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No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!

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If you cut Xmas desserts in half, you are probably bisect yule.

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A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.

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How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.

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With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.

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Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.

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Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.

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