Puns tagged ‘christmas’:
12/25/14
Santa is the King in the North. Long may he reindeer.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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  (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/24/14
When a bosomy St. Nick appeared to me in a dream, I began questioning my Santa titty. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...11/04/14
What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/25/13
Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval. (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/24/13
What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/23/13
You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/29/13
If you cut Xmas desserts in half, you are probably bisect yule.  (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...12/26/12
Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends! (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/25/12
Today is the best day of the year to lose weight, because it’s X-mass! (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/01/12
I went to the North Pole, it was very see Nick. (3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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