Santa puns really sleigh me.
Today is the best day of the year to lose weight, because it’s X-mass!
If you cut Xmas desserts in half, you are probably bisect yule.
Why are there no Christmas-themed breath fresheners? Anyone else out there share these santa-mints?
During Chanakuh do they deck the challahs?
What do bad Eskimos get in their stockings for Xmas?
A lump of cold.
When a bosomy St. Nick appeared to me in a dream, I began questioning my Santa titty.
When Monica Lewinsky interned for Santa, she spent a lot of time servicing the North Pole. However, the wind blew and the weather sucked; she tried to quit, but Santa kept her around to polish his candy canes. Feeling exploited, she launched a Clause-suction lawsuit.
I’m not sure I believe in Xmas parties. I remain eggnogstic.
Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!