If you cut Xmas desserts in half, you are probably bisect yule.
A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.
Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.
Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
When a bosomy St. Nick appeared to me in a dream, I began questioning my Santa titty.
What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.