Puns tagged ‘christmas’:
04/22/17
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...02/10/17
With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/25/16
Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/24/16
Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/25/14
Santa is the King in the North. Long may he reindeer.
 (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ...12/24/14
When a bosomy St. Nick appeared to me in a dream, I began questioning my Santa titty. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...11/04/14
What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas. (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...12/25/13
Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval. (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...12/24/13
What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle. (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/23/13
You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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