When a bosomy St. Nick appeared to me in a dream, I began questioning my Santa titty.
Santa puns really sleigh me.
Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.
Santa Claus – now that’s a fellow with charisma. Say what you like, the man has presents!
What do bad Eskimos get in their stockings for Xmas?
A lump of cold.
I went to the North Pole, it was very see Nick.
I’d like to build a barn over Christmas, if I can find space in my shed-yule.
You may ask when will it snow for Christmas, but I ask when will it rein, deer?
No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!
If you cut Xmas desserts in half, you are probably bisect yule.