If you cut Xmas desserts in half, you are probably bisect yule.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The fourth Wise Man gave the baby Jesus a photo of Alfred E Neuman. It was known as the Gift of the Mad Guy.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!
(6 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend likes mythical beasts, so I centaur a half-man, half-horse for Xmas.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...I’m tired of writing Xmas greetings. Next year I’m doing mine on cardbored.
(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Jews who celebrate Christmas are rare. They’re definitely in the menorah-tree.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
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