Carpenters enjoy showering. They work up a good lather.
Despite its claim to fame, I don’t think much of Venezuelan carpentry. There’s quite a few Caracas in the armoir.
I’d like to build a barn over Christmas, if I can find space in my shed-yule.
Wood you consider lumberjacks to be hew man beings? It’s a difficult question, but I have to axe.
Why do carpenters have such large toolboxes?
Because they have to be awl-encompassing.
Did The Doors hold jamb sessions?
Don’t mind my friend the carpenter. He tends to stair.
Gnus Item: Check out our latest Punshine. It’s been a while, but figure skater Jen is well worth the wait. Axellent!
New evidence indicates that Jesus was in fact a proctologist by trade, rather than a carpenter. In fact, he was a fissurer of men.
Funny, that J-Lo – she insists that her houses be insulated with ass-best-os!
Where in the Bible does Jesus bequeath his woodworking tools?
The Axe of the Apostles!