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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘carpentry and construction’:

11/08/09

Carpenters enjoy showering. They work up a good lather.

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09/02/08

Despite its claim to fame, I don’t think much of Venezuelan carpentry. There’s quite a few Caracas in the armoir.

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08/31/08

I’d like to build a barn over Christmas, if I can find space in my shed-yule.

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08/29/08

Wood you consider lumberjacks to be hew man beings? It’s a difficult question, but I have to axe.

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08/20/08

Why do carpenters have such large toolboxes?

Because they have to be awl-encompassing.

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03/20/07

Did The Doors hold jamb sessions?

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01/05/07

Don’t mind my friend the carpenter. He tends to stair.

Gnus Item: Check out our latest Punshine. It’s been a while, but figure skater Jen is well worth the wait. Axellent!

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11/05/06

New evidence indicates that Jesus was in fact a proctologist by trade, rather than a carpenter. In fact, he was a fissurer of men.

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06/04/05

Funny, that J-Lo – she insists that her houses be insulated with ass-best-os!

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02/22/05

Where in the Bible does Jesus bequeath his woodworking tools?

The Axe of the Apostles!

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