Puns tagged ‘carpentry and construction’:
11/08/09
Carpenters enjoy showering. They work up a good lather.
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Despite its claim to fame, I don’t think much of Venezuelan carpentry. There’s quite a few Caracas in the armoir. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/31/08
I’d like to build a barn over Christmas, if I can find space in my shed-yule. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/29/08
Wood you consider lumberjacks to be hew man beings? It’s a difficult question, but I have to axe. (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/20/08
Why do carpenters have such large toolboxes? Because they have to be awl-encompassing. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/20/07
Did The Doors hold jamb sessions? (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/05/07
Don’t mind my friend the carpenter. He tends to stair. Gnus Item: Check out our latest Punshine. It’s been a while, but figure skater Jen is well worth the wait. Axellent! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...11/05/06
New evidence indicates that Jesus was in fact a proctologist by trade, rather than a carpenter. In fact, he was a fissurer of men. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/10/05
It’s well known that she’s an avid fan of ‘woodworking’. But what’s Queen Elizabeth’s favourite screw? Philip’s head. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...06/04/05
Funny, that J-Lo - she insists that her houses be insulated with ass-best-os! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/22/05
Where in the Bible does Jesus bequeath his woodworking tools? The Axe of the Apostles!  (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ... |
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