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Puns tagged ‘carpentry and construction’:

11/08/09

Carpenters enjoy showering. They work up a good lather.

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09/02/08

Despite its claim to fame, I don’t think much of Venezuelan carpentry. There’s quite a few Caracas in the armoir.

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08/31/08

I’d like to build a barn over Christmas, if I can find space in my shed-yule.

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08/29/08

Wood you consider lumberjacks to be hew man beings? It’s a difficult question, but I have to axe.

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08/20/08

Why do carpenters have such large toolboxes?

Because they have to be awl-encompassing.

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03/20/07

Did The Doors hold jamb sessions?

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01/05/07

Don’t mind my friend the carpenter. He tends to stair.

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11/05/06

New evidence indicates that Jesus was in fact a proctologist by trade, rather than a carpenter. In fact, he was a fissurer of men.

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06/04/05

Funny, that J-Lo – she insists that her houses be insulated with ass-best-os!

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02/22/05

Where in the Bible does Jesus bequeath his woodworking tools?

The Axe of the Apostles!

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