Carpenters enjoy showering. They work up a good lather.
I’d like to build a barn over Christmas, if I can find space in my shed-yule.
Where in the Bible does Jesus bequeath his woodworking tools?
The Axe of the Apostles!
Did The Doors hold jamb sessions?
Wood you consider lumberjacks to be hew man beings? It’s a difficult question, but I have to axe.
Funny, that J-Lo – she insists that her houses be insulated with ass-best-os!
Why do carpenters have such large toolboxes?
Because they have to be awl-encompassing.
Despite its claim to fame, I don’t think much of Venezuelan carpentry. There’s quite a few Caracas in the armoir.