Funny, that J-Lo – she insists that her houses be insulated with ass-best-os!
Where in the Bible does Jesus bequeath his woodworking tools?
The Axe of the Apostles!
I’d like to build a barn over Christmas, if I can find space in my shed-yule.
Why do carpenters have such large toolboxes?
Because they have to be awl-encompassing.
Carpenters enjoy showering. They work up a good lather.
Despite its claim to fame, I don’t think much of Venezuelan carpentry. There’s quite a few Caracas in the armoir.
Wood you consider lumberjacks to be hew man beings? It’s a difficult question, but I have to axe.
Did The Doors hold jamb sessions?