The government built a cattle barn for the poor. It was afford a bull housing.
The man with pickle breath lived in a very dill adapted house, near Ogorki Park. He grew pink cornichons in his garden.
The cutest housing accessory? It’s absolutely a door bell.
I used to live in a tarp; that was the ex-tent of my housing.
So annoying! A UFO came and put a lien on my house.
The uncleaned spaces between my bathroom tiles aren’t merely disgusting; they’re groutesque.
My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.
I said to an Evangelical friend with a leaky roof, “I have a problem with Je-hoval’s wetnesses!’
If you want to build a barn, first check your shedule. If you’re too stressed out to do it properly, you may have a hut attack.
Bedouin nomads are known for their rooflessness.