Why can’t J-Lo complete the purchase of her house?
Cuz she’s always in ass-grow.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The cutest housing accessory? It’s absolutely a door bell.
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...NED: I have a knocker on my house door.
ED: Really. You have a knocker.
NED: Does that impress you?
ED: Yes. You deserve the No Bell prize.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Bedouin nomads are known for their rooflessness.
(28 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)Loading...The Founding Fathers approved of suburban spawl. When I gaze upon the endless tracts of houses in cookie-cutter subdivisions, I am reminded of their words, that “all manor created equal.“
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I got kicked out of my yacht. It doesn’t boat dwell.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I said to an Evangelical friend with a leaky roof, “I have a problem with Je-hoval’s wetnesses!’
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The government built a cattle barn for the poor. It was afford a bull housing.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The carpenter’s house was his pride and joist. He said that building it was a sawdust-flying endeavour. Have you ever beam to saw it? Truss me, it’s worth it. It’s in Bevelry Hills, in a dark wood.
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