I got kicked out of my yacht. It doesn’t boat dwell.
Teepees threaten to proliferate, in this age of global wamming.
The Sub-Rhyme Crisis of 2007 was caused by bad poetry.
If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.
Hear about the new gardening equipment manufactured by Black and Decker?
It’s cutting hedge!
You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.
My dunghouse caught fire whenever someone lit turd.
Funny, that J-Lo – she insists that her houses be insulated with ass-best-os!
Building a teepee requires a lodge-is-sticks expert.
Do Spanish homeowners prefer Joaquin closets?