Do teachers build their houses in the Tutor style?
Building a teepee requires a lodge-is-sticks expert.
NED: I have a knocker on my house door.
ED: Really. You have a knocker.
NED: Does that impress you?
ED: Yes. You deserve the No Bell prize.
Documentary of affordable Middle Eastern housing: Low Rents of Arabia.
I can’t help but stare at large mansions, especially since my wife always tells me to watch my manors.
So annoying! A UFO came and put a lien on my house.
My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.
I said to an Evangelical friend with a leaky roof, “I have a problem with Je-hoval’s wetnesses!’
Why can’t J-Lo complete the purchase of her house?
Cuz she’s always in ass-grow.
I spat gum out onto a wall – and now it’s gotten stucco.