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03/05/2021

The uncleaned spaces between my bathroom tiles aren’t merely disgusting; they’re groutesque.

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01/29/2021

My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.

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01/18/2021

I said to an Evangelical friend with a leaky roof, “I have a problem with Je-hoval’s wetnesses!’

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12/12/2020

If you want to build a barn, first check your shedule. If you’re too stressed out to do it properly, you may have a hut attack.

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11/30/2020

Bedouin nomads are known for their rooflessness.

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11/21/2020

NED: I have a knocker on my house door.
ED: Really. You have a knocker.
NED: Does that impress you?
ED: Yes. You deserve the No Bell prize.

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11/17/2020

The Founding Fathers approved of suburban spawl. When I gaze upon the endless tracts of houses in cookie-cutter subdivisions, I am reminded of their words, that “all manor created equal.“

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10/12/2020

I can install a tree in your cellar. Bark in basement prices!

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09/01/2020

Documentary of affordable Middle Eastern housing: Low Rents of Arabia.

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06/24/2020

People with mortgages should abandon traditional medicine, and follow the advice of a home owe path.

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