The uncleaned spaces between my bathroom tiles aren’t merely disgusting; they’re groutesque.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I said to an Evangelical friend with a leaky roof, “I have a problem with Je-hoval’s wetnesses!’
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If you want to build a barn, first check your shedule. If you’re too stressed out to do it properly, you may have a hut attack.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Bedouin nomads are known for their rooflessness.
(28 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)Loading...NED: I have a knocker on my house door.
ED: Really. You have a knocker.
NED: Does that impress you?
ED: Yes. You deserve the No Bell prize.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Founding Fathers approved of suburban spawl. When I gaze upon the endless tracts of houses in cookie-cutter subdivisions, I am reminded of their words, that “all manor created equal.“
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I can install a tree in your cellar. Bark in basement prices!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Documentary of affordable Middle Eastern housing: Low Rents of Arabia.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...People with mortgages should abandon traditional medicine, and follow the advice of a home owe path.
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