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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘housing’:

12/17/16

So annoying! A UFO came and put a lien on my house.

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04/03/16

If you want to make whoopee, it’s best to move into a fartable housing, toot suite.

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11/30/14

My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.

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06/05/14

I spat gum out onto a wall – and now it’s gotten stucco.

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11/22/13

I bought a house next to a Portapottie. Ah, leakfront property!

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10/23/13

If you get nostalgic about childhood camping trips you are just living in the past tents.

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10/14/13

If Apple invented a building material, would it be called the iGloo?

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09/17/13

Documentary of affordable Middle Eastern housing: Low Rents of Arabia.

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07/17/13

Which Star Wars character took a mortgage? Lando.

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07/09/13

The government built a cattle barn for the poor. It was afford a bull housing.

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