So annoying! A UFO came and put a lien on my house.
housing
My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.
I said to an Evangelical friend with a leaky roof, “I have a problem with Je-hoval’s wetnesses!’
Why can’t J-Lo complete the purchase of her house?
Cuz she’s always in ass-grow.
I spat gum out onto a wall – and now it’s gotten stucco.
If Apple invented a building material, would it be called the iGloo?
I bought a house next to a Portapottie. Ah, leakfront property!
The Sub-Rhyme Crisis of 2007 was caused by bad poetry.
If you get nostalgic about childhood camping trips you are just living in the past tents.
I want to sip warm rooibos chai in my hipster dwelling. It’s my loft tea ambition.