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Millions of Americans are unable to quit their jobs to join choirs. It’s a crisis of affordable how-sing.

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I got kicked out of my yacht. It doesn’t boat dwell.

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Teepees threaten to proliferate, in this age of global wamming.

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Which Star Wars character took a mortgage? Lando.

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You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.

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Down payment to buy an apartment, aka a condominimum.

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Travelling Roma are complex – they are a many-laired people.

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Buying three dozen head of cattle nearly wiped me out. Then I bought four more. I really need forty bull housing.

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My son complains he can’t play T-ball inside. I said “Sorry son, but there’s a lack of for T-ball housing.”

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Building a teepee requires a lodge-is-sticks expert.

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