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Do teachers build their houses in the Tutor style?

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Do Spanish homeowners prefer Joaquin closets?

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The government built a cattle barn for the poor. It was afford a bull housing.

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The man with pickle breath lived in a very dill adapted house, near Ogorki Park. He grew pink cornichons in his garden.

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The cutest housing accessory? It’s absolutely a door bell.

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I used to live in a tarp; that was the ex-tent of my housing.

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So annoying! A UFO came and put a lien on my house.

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The uncleaned spaces between my bathroom tiles aren’t merely disgusting; they’re groutesque.

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My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.

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I said to an Evangelical friend with a leaky roof, “I have a problem with Je-hoval’s wetnesses!’

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