Puns tagged ‘housing’:
12/17/16
So annoying! A UFO came and put a lien on my house.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...04/03/16
If you want to make whoopee, it’s best to move into a fartable housing, toot suite.  (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/30/14
My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/05/14
I spat gum out onto a wall – and now it’s gotten stucco. (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/22/13
I bought a house next to a Portapottie. Ah, leakfront property! (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/23/13
If you get nostalgic about childhood camping trips you are just living in the past tents.  (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...10/14/13
If Apple invented a building material, would it be called the iGloo? (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...09/17/13
Documentary of affordable Middle Eastern housing: Low Rents of Arabia. (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...07/17/13
Which Star Wars character took a mortgage? Lando. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/09/13
The government built a cattle barn for the poor. It was afford a bull housing. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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