I bought a house next to a Portapottie. Ah, leakfront property!
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I live in a leaky German submarine. It’s my humble uboat.
Spraypaint on a wall goes against my mural code.
If Apple invented a building material, would it be called the iGloo?
If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.
My dunghouse caught fire whenever someone lit turd.
Funny, that J-Lo – she insists that her houses be insulated with ass-best-os!
Do Spanish homeowners prefer Joaquin closets?
Do all houses come with decks? Un porch innately not.
Down payment to buy an apartment, aka a condominimum.