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The Sub-Rhyme Crisis of 2007 was caused by bad poetry.

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If you get nostalgic about childhood camping trips you are just living in the past tents.

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I want to sip warm rooibos chai in my hipster dwelling. It’s my loft tea ambition.

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Spraypaint on a wall goes against my mural code.

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Millions of Americans are unable to quit their jobs to join choirs. It’s a crisis of affordable how-sing.

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I got kicked out of my yacht. It doesn’t boat dwell.

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Teepees threaten to proliferate, in this age of global wamming.

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Which Star Wars character took a mortgage? Lando.

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You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.

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Down payment to buy an apartment, aka a condominimum.

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