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Puns tagged ‘housing’:

04/03/16

If you want to make whoopee, it’s best to move into a fartable housing, toot suite.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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11/30/14

My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/05/14

I spat gum out onto a wall – and now it’s gotten stucco.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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11/22/13

I bought a house next to a Portapottie. Ah, leakfront property!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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10/23/13

If you get nostalgic about childhood camping trips you are just living in the past tents.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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10/14/13

If Apple invented a building material, would it be called the iGloo?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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09/17/13

Documentary of affordable Middle Eastern housing: Low Rents of Arabia.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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07/17/13

Which Star Wars character took a mortgage? Lando.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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07/09/13

The government built a cattle barn for the poor. It was afford a bull housing.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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06/21/13

Building a teepee requires a lodge-is-sticks expert.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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