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Buying three dozen head of cattle nearly wiped me out. Then I bought four more. I really need forty bull housing.

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

My son complains he can’t play T-ball inside. I said “Sorry son, but there’s a lack of for T-ball housing.”

(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

Building a teepee requires a lodge-is-sticks expert.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Do teachers build their houses in the Tutor style?

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

Do Spanish homeowners prefer Joaquin closets?

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

The government built a cattle barn for the poor. It was afford a bull housing.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

The man with pickle breath lived in a very dill adapted house, near Ogorki Park. He grew pink cornichons in his garden.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

The cutest housing accessory? It’s absolutely a door bell.

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

I used to live in a tarp; that was the ex-tent of my housing.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

So annoying! A UFO came and put a lien on my house.

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)