If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.
housing
My dunghouse caught fire whenever someone lit turd.
Funny, that J-Lo – she insists that her houses be insulated with ass-best-os!
Do Spanish homeowners prefer Joaquin closets?
Do all houses come with decks? Un porch innately not.
Down payment to buy an apartment, aka a condominimum.
Buying three dozen head of cattle nearly wiped me out. Then I bought four more. I really need forty bull housing.
If you want to build a barn, first check your shedule. If you’re too stressed out to do it properly, you may have a hut attack.
I used to live in a tarp; that was the ex-tent of my housing.
The cutest housing accessory? It’s absolutely a door bell.