So annoying! A UFO came and put a lien on my house.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I said to an Evangelical friend with a leaky roof, “I have a problem with Je-hoval’s wetnesses!’
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why can’t J-Lo complete the purchase of her house?
Cuz she’s always in ass-grow.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I spat gum out onto a wall – and now it’s gotten stucco.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If Apple invented a building material, would it be called the iGloo?
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I bought a house next to a Portapottie. Ah, leakfront property!
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The Sub-Rhyme Crisis of 2007 was caused by bad poetry.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If you get nostalgic about childhood camping trips you are just living in the past tents.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I want to sip warm rooibos chai in my hipster dwelling. It’s my loft tea ambition.
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