My dunghouse caught fire whenever someone lit turd.
Funny, that J-Lo – she insists that her houses be insulated with ass-best-os!
Building a teepee requires a lodge-is-sticks expert.
Do Spanish homeowners prefer Joaquin closets?
I used to live in a tarp; that was the ex-tent of my housing.
The government built a cattle barn for the poor. It was afford a bull housing.
The cutest housing accessory? It’s absolutely a door bell.
The uncleaned spaces between my bathroom tiles aren’t merely disgusting; they’re groutesque.
I spat gum out onto a wall – and now it’s gotten stucco.
Buying three dozen head of cattle nearly wiped me out. Then I bought four more. I really need forty bull housing.