My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The carpenter’s house was his pride and joist. He said that building it was a sawdust-flying endeavour. Have you ever beam to saw it? Truss me, it’s worth it. It’s in Bevelry Hills, in a dark wood.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I bought a house next to a Portapottie. Ah, leakfront property!
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I live in a leaky German submarine. It’s my humble uboat.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Spraypaint on a wall goes against my mural code.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If Apple invented a building material, would it be called the iGloo?
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.
(5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)Loading...My dunghouse caught fire whenever someone lit turd.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Funny, that J-Lo – she insists that her houses be insulated with ass-best-os!
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Do Spanish homeowners prefer Joaquin closets?
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