Being broke, I held my birthday in an outdoor latrine. Cause I’m too portapottie.
Urinal lot cleaning toilets.
Urination is easy! Don’t believe the painstream media.
If you want to get the nurse’s attention after a urine test, you better pee cup.
A public toilet, aka an IP address.
Parisians in an uproar about open air urinals? Eau de humanity!
Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.
I bought a house next to a Portapottie. Ah, leakfront property!