Urinal lot cleaning toilets.
Being broke, I held my birthday in an outdoor latrine. Cause I’m too portapottie.
Parisians in an uproar about open air urinals? Eau de humanity!
If you want to get the nurse’s attention after a urine test, you better pee cup.
Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.
Urination is easy! Don’t believe the painstream media.
A public toilet, aka an IP address.
I bought a house next to a Portapottie. Ah, leakfront property!