When I watch the news I get paranoid. I CNNemy.
media
Hear that the Walrus is posing for Playboy? She’s a real pinniped girl!
Urination is easy! Don’t believe the painstream media.
Some media outlets produce twice as much crap as normal. Especially when they’re biassed.
How does trial by media usually work?
A: Immediately after any allegation, there’s a public lynching, followed by a noose conference.
HIGH SCHOOL NEWSICAL
Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for the title of our school’s newspaper. Right now it is the ‘Zeitgeist’ but we would like something more catchy. Our school focuses on math, science and technology. Maybe something with ‘infinite’? ~Kelsey, Lawrenceville, GA (long-time fan)
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Forget the Zeitgeist: make way for the Zit Digest
- Kids in the LOL
- Paper View Channel
- Youth Tube
- Rag Against the Machine
- Social Median, Mean and Mode
- Infiniteens
- Go Ogle It
- Readerected
What’s a morse code expert’s favourite tech website? Dashdot.
HIGHER EDUMACATION
Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun-ny name for an academic blog about youth, media and popular culture. Other topics include fame, celebrity, stardom and television. It’s a blog name, so 1-3 words max, preferably. (I know – it’s hard! But you guys can do it. I have faith) ~Lindsay, Dallas, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- PhDizzle
- The Aca-dame
- Mediacademia
- Academedia
- Academeaning
- You’re Higher-ed!
Newspapers are going green. In fact by 2010 all articles’ opening sentences must be lede-certified.
There is one news agency that never gets the story. They call it Loiters.