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Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.

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I eat reams of soup. I should be nominated to the Soup Ream Court!

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Bill Cosby’s stockbroker should be punished too. He was a trader to the Cos.

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The mime who broke his silence was punished with maxi mum jailtime.

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How does trial by media usually work?

A: Immediately after any allegation, there’s a public lynching, followed by a noose conference.

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It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.

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My job is to clean toilets in a courthouse. It’s a lifetime of jury doody.

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I went to small claims court over a faulty bag of overly frozen vegetables; the case was heard by a just-ice of the peas.

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Don’t fondle anyone inside a courtroom. That’s perv jury.

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Don’t question a judge’s decision. It just is.

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