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Puns tagged ‘justice’:

02/18/16

I went to small claims court over a faulty bag of overly frozen vegetables; the case was heard by a just-ice of the peas.

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11/11/15

Don’t question a judge’s decision. It just is.

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03/23/15

In corrupt judicial systems, witnesses can be bribed with testimoney.

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06/17/13

Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.

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10/14/12

It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.

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09/19/12

During my time as an executioner, I made sure to be head of the game, by acquiring a unique skull set, from the time I was a guillotiney bopper. I got gallowing reviews which was always excellent noose. Even though I hung my clients out to dry (though sometimes I got them stoned) I never faced the firing line. Of course, the work is no longer shocking; these days the business won’t survive without capital injections, which makes me sigh at night. My goal nonetheless is to fill every day with poisonable experiences.

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09/09/12

My job is to clean toilets in a courthouse. It’s a lifetime of jury doody.

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04/13/11

The mime who broke his silence was punished with maxi mum jailtime.

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