To win at intramural prison softball your team needs to jail at the right time.
The mime who broke his silence was punished with maxi mum jailtime.
The prison inmate got lovebottomized against his will.
Bill Cosby’s stockbroker should be punished too. He was a trader to the Cos.
If you drive around while brandishing a bread knife, you will be in car serrated.
Superman broke out of Alcatraz. It’s the Great S cape.
Brigadiers like imprisoning Bambi?
Bending over in a prison shower calls for soaper second thought.