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Superman broke out of Alcatraz. It’s the Great S cape.

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Bending over in a prison shower calls for soaper second thought.

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Bill Cosby’s stockbroker should be punished too. He was a trader to the Cos.

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To win at intramural prison softball your team needs to jail at the right time.

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The mime who broke his silence was punished with maxi mum jailtime.

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The prison inmate got lovebottomized against his will.

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If you drive around while brandishing a bread knife, you will be in car serrated.

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Brigadiers like imprisoning Bambi?

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