The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami.
sodomy
I laid some turf, and was accused of sod on me.
Sodomy puns are sexual in ur endo.
I went to Paris to find friendship, and was arrested for sought ami; they told me I was a Seiner. We’re no longer France, and I have nothing more Toulouse. I’m not just a Nancy boy.
The prison inmate got lovebottomized against his will.