Puns tagged ‘sex’:
06/02/17
Dominatrices have a great sense of humour. They’re very slapstick.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...01/04/16
When Bill Clinton testified about Monica Lewinsky, he didn’t have a script. He just spoke ex-temp oral-anus lustily.  (Rate This Pun) Loading ...11/15/15
Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sexual? (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/11/15
A ‘bovine three-way’ is difficult, but ménage a bull. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/21/14
Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/21/14
What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants. (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/09/13
I went to Paris to find friendship, and was arrested for sought ami; they told me I was a Seiner. We’re no longer France, and I have nothing more Toulouse. I’m not just a Nancy boy. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/21/13
The dominatrix was strict about punctuality. After an hour she would say, “Sorry, tie me up.” (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/26/13
Sodomy puns are sexual in ur endo. (5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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