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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘sex’:

06/02/17

Dominatrices have a great sense of humour. They’re very slapstick.

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01/04/16

When Bill Clinton testified about Monica Lewinsky, he didn’t have a script. He just spoke ex-temp oral-anus lustily.

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11/15/15

Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sexual?

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08/11/15

A ‘bovine three-way’ is difficult, but ménage a bull.

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10/21/14

Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.

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09/21/14

What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.

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12/09/13

I went to Paris to find friendship, and was arrested for sought ami; they told me I was a Seiner. We’re no longer France, and I have nothing more Toulouse. I’m not just a Nancy boy.

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08/21/13

The dominatrix was strict about punctuality. After an hour she would say, “Sorry, tie me up.”

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01/26/13

Sodomy puns are sexual in ur endo.

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