Puns tagged ‘sex’:
01/04/16
When Bill Clinton testified about Monica Lewinsky, he didn’t have a script. He just spoke ex-temp oral-anus lustily.
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Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sexual?  (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/11/15
A ‘bovine three-way’ is difficult, but ménage a bull. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/21/14
Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/21/14
What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/09/13
I went to Paris to find friendship, and was arrested for sought ami; they told me I was a Seiner. We’re no longer France, and I have nothing more Toulouse. I’m not just a Nancy boy. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/21/13
The dominatrix was strict about punctuality. After an hour she would say, “Sorry, tie me up.” (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/26/13
Sodomy puns are sexual in ur endo. (5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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