Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sexual?
What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.
Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.
The dominatrix was strict about punctuality. After an hour she would say, “Sorry, tie me up.”
I went to Paris to find friendship, and was arrested for sought ami; they told me I was a Seiner. We’re no longer France, and I have nothing more Toulouse. I’m not just a Nancy boy.
Dominatrices have a great sense of humour. They’re very slapstick.
When Bill Clinton testified about Monica Lewinsky, he didn’t have a script. He just spoke ex-temp oral-anus lustily.
A ‘bovine three-way’ is difficult, but ménage a bull.
Sodomy puns are sexual in ur endo.