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Puns tagged ‘sex’:

09/21/14

What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.

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12/09/13

I went to Paris to find friendship, and was arrested for sought ami;¬†they told me I was a Seiner. We’re no longer France, and I have nothing more Toulouse. I’m not just a Nancy boy.

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08/21/13

The dominatrix was strict about punctuality. After an hour she would say, “Sorry, tie me up.”

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01/26/13

Sodomy puns are sexual in ur endo.

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