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Puns tagged ‘sex toys’:

10/21/14

Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.

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11/08/13

Was Dick Cheney into bondage?

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04/01/13

Who always wears a strap-on? Don Johnson.

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10/25/12

If American Express started a mail-order dildo business, member-ship would have its privileges.

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09/18/12

DIRECT SIZZLES

Dear Pun Gents, I’m in direct sales (romance enhancement products) and I’m looking for a professional, classy, but fun(ny) name for my team of ladies that the company and my downline will approve. ~Ami, Wichita, Kansas

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Slumberinas
  2. Hot Damn!sels
  3. The Empoweresses
  4. Ex-Prude Advisors
  5. Sultrysts
  6. The Super Eros [Superheros]

 

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