Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.
Who always wears a strap-on? Don Johnson.
Was Dick Cheney into bondage?
If American Express started a mail-order dildo business, member-ship would have its privileges.
Dear Pun Gents, I’m in direct sales (romance enhancement products) and I’m looking for a professional, classy, but fun(ny) name for my team of ladies that the company and my downline will approve. ~Ami, Wichita, Kansas
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Hot Damn!sels
- The Empoweresses
- Ex-Prude Advisors
- The Super Eros [Superheros]