Cryptographers like to sleep around, always cracking coeds.
The motivational speaker was fired for causing too much strive in the workplace.
Do carpenters puts jamb on their toast?
A used auto salesman, aka a cardealogist.
When it comes to cheeses, demolition experts don’t like cheddar; they prefer de brie.
Wigmakers are always putting on hairs.
Do duck hunters use call wading? If so, do authors use call foreword? And do sports broadcasters use called his play?
Fashion designers are chic magnets.
Does an executioner who gets nervous about sending an aristocrat to the gallows suffer from performance hang-society?
The Portland undertaker’s society started a new periodical, called the Maggot Zine. It features weekly new fleshes. Apparently their readership is very dessicated. Since the Zine is free, they rely heavily on their Oregon donors.