I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper. Now I’m a maid man.
Shamans are always embarrassing themselves.
Cell biologists are afraid of falling into debt. They’re might-owe-chondriacs.
It was recently discovered that spearfishers are gay. Because they Lance Bass.
Wigmakers have the best customers – they always want toupee!
When a Muslim butcher gets a divorce, does he have to pay halalimony?
If Jesus had been a chiropractor, would there have been millions of disc I pulls?
The chef fired the waiter for disobeying hors d’oeuvres.
Torturers like office work. Especially the regular metings.
Do photographers enjoy each other’s company?
Yes, there is a lot of cameraderie.