I don’t like blacksmiths. They are too metal some.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
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“Break an egg!”
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Being a soprano is a great opera tunity.
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...I refuse to make my own sandwich. I rely on sub contractors.
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Optometrists watch a lot of tell a vision.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The chef fired the waiter for disobeying hors d’oeuvres.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Mapmakers are sure to get into heaven. They will have no trouble reaching the Perly gates.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Do professional speechwriters have to fill out a lot of rant applications?
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Movie about the first female umpire: Official Called Wanda.
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