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Do baristas listen to frappe music?

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Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”

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Do wrestlers have good pinmanship?

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Hear about the executioner who preferred to work at night? He used gallow in the dark technology.

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Loggers often have back problems. Usually in their lumbar area.

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Do mechanics only eat salad with wrench dressing?

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If I was trapped 69 days in a hole, I wouldn’t mine. It’s a bit too Chile on the surface.

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Steamroller operators tend to flatter.

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Do duck hunters use call wading? If so, do authors use call foreword? And do sports broadcasters use called his play?

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The butcher with leftover bits of carcass was struggling to make ends meat. I never sausage effort; it was offally hard work.

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