Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it.
The painter became a wrestler, because he wanted to lay the smock down.
Are firefighters members of the Church of Ladder-Day Saints?
I don’t trust doctors. They’re hippocrates!
Truck drivers musn’t rest on their lorries.
Plumbers have a multi-fauceted personality.
I was once a professional dumpster diver. But when my career ended, I was just another has bin.
When you go on a date with an eros pace engineer, you have to take it slow.
I was about to take a job as an enumerator for the government…. Thank goodness I came to my census!
Photographers don’t like puns. If you tell them one they tend to shutter.