Optometrists watch a lot of tell a vision.
occupations
The chef fired the waiter for disobeying hors d’oeuvres.
Mapmakers are sure to get into heaven. They will have no trouble reaching the Perly gates.
Do professional speechwriters have to fill out a lot of rant applications?
Movie about the first female umpire: Official Called Wanda.
Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.
Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it.
NED: Being a cremator is a lucrative business.
ED: How’s that?
NED: You urn a lot!
The hard-luck hunter preyed and preyed.
Do mathematicians like dessert?
Yes – the pi is endless!


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