When a Muslim butcher gets a divorce, does he have to pay halalimony?
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...How did the comedian entertain the audience full of doctors?
‘Open wide, and say ha!’
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Cryptographers like to sleep around, always cracking coeds.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...I scratch cows. I’m a moos itchin’.
(6 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5)Loading...Do photographers enjoy each other’s company?
Yes, there is a lot of cameraderie.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Do parole officers suffer from constipulation?
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Portland undertaker’s society started a new periodical, called the Maggot Zine. It features weekly new fleshes. Apparently their readership is very dessicated. Since the Zine is free, they rely heavily on their Oregon donors.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...I was once a professional dumpster diver. But when my career ended, I was just another has bin.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Netflix: The latest craze among fishermen.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Do down and out actors end up on skit row?
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