Do teachers build their houses in the Tutor style?
I look up to milkmen. They’re borne litres.
The chef fired the waiter for disobeying hors d’oeuvres.
I don’t trust doctors. They’re hippocrates!
Are most cabbies dangerous drivers? Like the old saying goes – nothing’s certain but death in taxis.
I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”
Furniture repo men have a come for table existence.
Hear about the dyslexic clairvoyant nurse who didn’t bother to charge for her services, because she could fee into the suture?
Tightrope walkers have to be well taut.