Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it.
The number 13 is calming to pastry chefs. Because the bakers do zen.
Do chimney sweeps wear soots to work?
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I wasn’t prepared for life as a teacher. In fact, I was chalked at the appling conditions.
Glassblowers are sadists. They keep inflicting pane.
Photographers don’t like puns. If you tell them one they tend to shutter.
Do mechanics wear cargo pants?
I was once a professional dumpster diver. But when my career ended, I was just another has bin.
Lexicographer Noah Webster was blessed with define inspiration.
Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.