Join the circus and put your life on the lion. You’ll have all the trapeze of success. It’s in tents. So go for the juggler.
occupations
The male RMT disliked his female clients. He was a massagynist.
Bricklayers have a mortar complex.
Be a lumberjack. Saw the world.
I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper. Now I’m a maid man.
By providing infrastructure to future generations, sidewalk installers are all about paving it floorward.
I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”
I wasn’t prepared for life as a teacher. In fact, I was chalked at the appling conditions.
Torturers like office work. Especially the regular metings.
A window courier delivers nothing but pane.


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