Are firefighters members of the Church of Ladder-Day Saints?
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occupations
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Do violinists sleep around?
Yes, they straddle various.
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They found a new way to kill pirates:
Gas them with argon.
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If Jesus had been a chiropractor, would there have been millions of disc I pulls?
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Particle physicists earn more because they are un-ionized.
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I don’t like blacksmiths. They are too metal some.
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Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
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How does a short-order cook wish you good luck?
“Break an egg!”
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Being a soprano is a great opera tunity.
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I refuse to make my own sandwich. I rely on sub contractors.