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NED: I don’t get along with bakers.
ED: Really.
NED: Let’s just say, there’s no loaf lost between us.

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Why did the bitter former sound-effects technician lose his hair?

Because he was an ex-foley hater!

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I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”

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The lawyer who got into cattle breeding put in many build-a-bull hours.

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Does a florist who goes bankrupt get a vasectomy?

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If Jesus worked for General Motors, would He be a car painter?

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When they arrested the white-collar criminal he had to be fiscally restrained.

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Do professional speechwriters have to fill out a lot of rant applications?

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Cosmonauts require massage.

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Hear about the dyslexic clairvoyant nurse who didn’t bother to charge for her services, because she could fee into the suture?

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