The corn farmer was so cheap. Everyone called him a maizer.
Loggers often have back problems. Usually in their lumbar area.
How does a short-order cook wish you good luck?
“Break an egg!”
You can get never get a straight answer from an oceanographer. They just say, “it deepens.”
Hear about the sarcastic gambler?
He was a real eye-roller!
Tightrope walkers have to be well taut.
By providing infrastructure to future generations, sidewalk installers are all about paving it floorward.
Urinal lot cleaning toilets.
How did the comedian entertain the audience full of doctors?
‘Open wide, and say ha!’
Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.