I was once a professional dumpster diver. But when my career ended, I was just another has bin.
Lexicographer Noah Webster was blessed with define inspiration.
Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.
Dominatrices have a great sense of humour. They’re very slapstick.
Postal workers tend to be men, especially the ones walking around with male sacks.
Movie about the first female umpire: Official Called Wanda.
Septic tank cleaner’s favourite video game? Cull of Doody.
When you go on a date with an eros pace engineer, you have to take it slow.
Beer brewers are like punsters: they’re wort smiths.
Arsonists are blazey people.