Handbag thiefs require great purse-pick-acity.
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Florists work for peonies.
Do breadmakers in training drive Studebakers?
They found a new way to kill pirates:
Gas them with argon.
Why did the bitter former sound-effects technician lose his hair?
Because he was an ex-foley hater!
How do barbers advertise in the Bible Belt?
“Jesus shaves.”
Graffiti artists have high standards, and believe in setting bench marks.
What’s the first resource for an unemployed preacher?
Book of Job.
Are firefighters members of the Church of Ladder-Day Saints?
Why do project managers always appear so Gantt?