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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘occupations’:

12/16/17

I was once a professional dumpster diver. But when my career ended, I was just another has bin.

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10/15/17

Lexicographer Noah Webster was blessed with define inspiration.

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10/11/17

Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.

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06/02/17

Dominatrices have a great sense of humour. They’re very slapstick.

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05/31/17

Postal workers tend to be men, especially the ones walking around with male sacks.

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11/22/16

Movie about the first female umpire: Official Called Wanda.

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10/08/16

Septic tank cleaner’s favourite video game? Cull of Doody.

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03/04/16

When you go on a date with an eros pace engineer, you have to take it slow.

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01/10/16

Beer brewers are like punsters: they’re wort smiths.

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01/09/16

Arsonists are blazey people.

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