How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”
Do pirates get their Jollies by Rogering?
Sailors only care about themselves. It’s always “Aye, Aye, Aye.”
Do pirates wear timepieces?
Yes, they’re Swatch bucklers.
Why was Blackbeard chosen to judge the baking contest? Because he was a pie-rate.
Pirate jokes? Now there’s Avast! conspiracy, though it’s Argh to believe.
A pirate ship is assailing vessel.
When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.
Why are pirates so loud?
They just argh.
Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.