Sailors only care about themselves. It’s always “Aye, Aye, Aye.”
pirates
Do pirates wear timepieces?
Yes, they’re Swatch bucklers.
Why was Blackbeard chosen to judge the baking contest? Because he was a pie-rate.
Pirate jokes? Now there’s Avast! conspiracy, though it’s Argh to believe.
A pirate ship is assailing vessel.
When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.
Why are pirates so loud?
They just argh.
How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”
Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.
Why was Blackbeard upset when he misplaced his jars of urine?
Because a pirate without p is irate.