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Puns tagged ‘pirates’:

10/20/14

Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.

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10/22/13

A pirate ship is assailing vessel.

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02/26/13

When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.

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01/04/12

How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”

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02/07/11

ALL THAT YOU ARRGH

Dear Pun Gents, my boyfriend loves puns. I want to show him how clever *I* can ┬ábe on Valentine’s Day. I need a pun that will blow him away. He is studying physics and computer science. And ever since he was a little boy he has wanted to be a pirate. HELP!? ~Anna, Boston

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. I hope to give you ‘Max Planck’ on Valentine’s Day
  2. How does a pirate measure the area of a circle? Pi arrgh squared.
  3. OOP I did it again.
  4. Compared to you, everyone else is barely a C+
  5. You never Bohr me.
  6. I could go for a jolly rogering
  7. BONUS – Why was Blackbeard upset when he had to go to the bathroom? Because a pirate without p is irate.
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03/26/10

Why was Blackbeard chosen to judge the baking contest? Because he was a pie-rate.

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02/09/10

Why are pirates so loud?

They just argh.

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11/28/09

The pirate with a parrot had a real chirp on his shoulder.

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07/11/09

I don’t like the high seas. If I ever went on a pirate ship, they would clock me in the groin, and call me ‘gland clubber!

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11/27/08

They found a new way to kill pirates:

Gas them with argon.

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