Piracy is big business. It ain’t no Somali change.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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Why are pirates so loud?
They just argh.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Why was Blackbeard upset when he misplaced his jars of urine?
Because a pirate without p is irate.
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...A pirate ship is assailing vessel.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t like the high seas. If I ever went on a pirate ship, they would clock me in the groin, and call me ‘gland clubber!‘
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”
(15 votes, average: 4.87 out of 5)Loading...Do pirates get their Jollies by Rogering?
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Sailors only care about themselves. It’s always “Aye, Aye, Aye.”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Do pirates wear timepieces?
Yes, they’re Swatch bucklers.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Why was Blackbeard chosen to judge the baking contest? Because he was a pie-rate.
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