Puns tagged ‘pirates’:
10/20/14
Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/22/13
A pirate ship is assailing vessel.  (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/26/13
When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.  (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...01/04/12
How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.” (13 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...02/07/11
ALL THAT YOU ARRGH Dear Pun Gents, my boyfriend loves puns. I want to show him how clever *I* can be on Valentine’s Day. I need a pun that will blow him away. He is studying physics and computer science. And ever since he was a little boy he has wanted to be a pirate. HELP!? ~Anna, Boston AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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Why was Blackbeard chosen to judge the baking contest? Because he was a pie-rate. (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...02/09/10
Why are pirates so loud? They just argh. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...11/28/09
The pirate with a parrot had a real chirp on his shoulder. (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...07/11/09
I don’t like the high seas. If I ever went on a pirate ship, they would clock me in the groin, and call me ‘gland clubber!‘ (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/27/08
They found a new way to kill pirates: Gas them with argon. (5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5) Loading ... |
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