Sailors only care about themselves. It’s always “Aye, Aye, Aye.”
pirates
They found a new way to kill pirates:
Gas them with argon.
Piracy is big business. It ain’t no Somali change.
Why are pirates so loud?
They just argh.
Why was Blackbeard upset when he misplaced his jars of urine?
Because a pirate without p is irate.
A pirate ship is assailing vessel.
I don’t like the high seas. If I ever went on a pirate ship, they would clock me in the groin, and call me ‘gland clubber!‘
How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”
Do pirates get their Jollies by Rogering?
Do pirates wear timepieces?
Yes, they’re Swatch bucklers.