A pirate ship is assailing vessel.
When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.
Why are pirates so loud?
They just argh.
How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”
Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.
Why was Blackbeard upset when he misplaced his jars of urine?
Because a pirate without p is irate.
The pirate with a parrot had a real chirp on his shoulder.
I don’t like the high seas. If I ever went on a pirate ship, they would clock me in the groin, and call me ‘gland clubber!‘
Do pirates get their Jollies by Rogering?
Pirate jokes? Now there’s Avast! conspiracy, though it’s Argh to believe.