I don’t like the high seas. If I ever went on a pirate ship, they would clock me in the groin, and call me ‘gland clubber!‘
Do pirates get their Jollies by Rogering?
Pirate jokes? Now there’s Avast! conspiracy, though it’s Argh to believe.
Commanding a ship full of pirates is how you a crew riches.
Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.
A pirate ship is assailing vessel.
When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.
How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”
Dear Pun Gents, my boyfriend loves puns. I want to show him how clever *I* can be on Valentine’s Day. I need a pun that will blow him away. He is studying physics and computer science. And ever since he was a little boy he has wanted to be a pirate. HELP!? ~Anna, Boston
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- I hope to give you ‘Max Planck’ on Valentine’s Day
- How does a pirate measure the area of a circle? Pi arrgh squared.
- OOP I did it again.
- Compared to you, everyone else is barely a C+
- You never Bohr me.
- I could go for a jolly rogering
- BONUS – Why was Blackbeard upset when he had to go to the bathroom? Because a pirate without p is irate.
Why was Blackbeard chosen to judge the baking contest? Because he was a pie-rate.