I don’t like the high seas. If I ever went on a pirate ship, they would clock me in the groin, and call me ‘gland clubber!‘
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Pirate jokes? Now there’s Avast! conspiracy, though it’s Argh to believe.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Commanding a ship full of pirates is how you a crew riches.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”
(14 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5)Loading...ALL THAT YOU ARRGH
Dear Pun Gents, my boyfriend loves puns. I want to show him how clever *I* can be on Valentine’s Day. I need a pun that will blow him away. He is studying physics and computer science. And ever since he was a little boy he has wanted to be a pirate. HELP!? ~Anna, Boston
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- I hope to give you ‘Max Planck’ on Valentine’s Day
- How does a pirate measure the area of a circle? Pi arrgh squared.
- OOP I did it again.
- Compared to you, everyone else is barely a C+
- You never Bohr me.
- I could go for a jolly rogering
- BONUS – Why was Blackbeard upset when he had to go to the bathroom? Because a pirate without p is irate.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Why was Blackbeard chosen to judge the baking contest? Because he was a pie-rate.
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