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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘pirates’:

10/20/14

Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.

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10/22/13

A pirate ship is assailing vessel.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/26/13

When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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01/04/12

How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”

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02/07/11

ALL THAT YOU ARRGH

Dear Pun Gents, my boyfriend loves puns. I want to show him how clever *I* can ┬ábe on Valentine’s Day. I need a pun that will blow him away. He is studying physics and computer science. And ever since he was a little boy he has wanted to be a pirate. HELP!? ~Anna, Boston

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. I hope to give you ‘Max Planck’ on Valentine’s Day
  2. How does a pirate measure the area of a circle? Pi arrgh squared.
  3. OOP I did it again.
  4. Compared to you, everyone else is barely a C+
  5. You never Bohr me.
  6. I could go for a jolly rogering
  7. BONUS – Why was Blackbeard upset when he had to go to the bathroom? Because a pirate without p is irate.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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03/26/10

Why was Blackbeard chosen to judge the baking contest? Because he was a pie-rate.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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02/09/10

Why are pirates so loud?

They just argh.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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11/28/09

The pirate with a parrot had a real chirp on his shoulder.

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07/11/09

I don’t like the high seas. If I ever went on a pirate ship, they would clock me in the groin, and call me ‘gland clubber!

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11/27/08

They found a new way to kill pirates:

Gas them with argon.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)
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