They found a new way to kill pirates:
Gas them with argon.
They found a new way to kill pirates:
Gas them with argon.
Do pirates wear timepieces?
Yes, they’re Swatch bucklers.
How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”
When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.
The pirate with a parrot had a real chirp on his shoulder.
Sailors only care about themselves. It’s always “Aye, Aye, Aye.”
Piracy is big business. It ain’t no Somali change.
Why are pirates so loud?
They just argh.
Why was Blackbeard upset when he misplaced his jars of urine?
Because a pirate without p is irate.
A pirate ship is assailing vessel.