Sailors only care about themselves. It’s always “Aye, Aye, Aye.”
Do pirates wear timepieces?
Yes, they’re Swatch bucklers.
Why was Blackbeard chosen to judge the baking contest? Because he was a pie-rate.
Pirate jokes? Now there’s Avast! conspiracy, though it’s Argh to believe.
A pirate ship is assailing vessel.
When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.
Why are pirates so loud?
They just argh.
How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”
Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.
Why was Blackbeard upset when he misplaced his jars of urine?
Because a pirate without p is irate.