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Puns tagged ‘sailing’:

09/16/14

Tying a sheepshank is plain knots if you ask me.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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10/22/13

A pirate ship is assailing vessel.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/29/13

A ship without a rudder has taken a stern for the worse.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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10/21/10

Vacations were cheaper before steamships, because cruises were always on sail.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/04/10

If you’re at sea and want to hold an election, you have to cast your ballast.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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01/08/10

My wife is turned on by men with yachts. So I bought one. I guess turn a boat is foreplay.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 2.86 out of 5)
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01/04/10

Navy officers tend to behave admiralbly.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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