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Vacations were cheaper before steamships, because cruises were always on sail.
| Topic: boats, history, sailing, transportation, water | COMMENT »
If you’re at sea and want to hold an election, you have to cast your ballast.
| Topic: elections, sailing, water | COMMENT »
My wife is turned on by men with yachts. So I bought one. I guess turn a boat is foreplay.
| Topic: luxury, relationships, sailing, sex, transportation | 2 COMMENTS »
Navy officers tend to behave admiralbly.
| Topic: military, sailing | 1 COMMENT »
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