I’m addicted to drinking saltwater. Giving it up will be no smooth saline.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Tying a sheepshank is plain knots if you ask me.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A pirate ship is assailing vessel.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A ship without a rudder has taken a stern for the worse.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Vacations were cheaper before steamships, because cruises were always on sail.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you’re at sea and want to hold an election, you have to cast your ballast.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My wife is turned on by men with yachts. So I bought one. I guess turn a boat is foreplay.
(7 votes, average: 2.86 out of 5)Loading...Navy officers tend to behave admiralbly.
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