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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘sailing’:

09/16/14

Tying a sheepshank is plain knots if you ask me.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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10/22/13

A pirate ship is assailing vessel.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/29/13

A ship without a rudder has taken a stern for the worse.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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10/21/10

Vacations were cheaper before steamships, because cruises were always on sail.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/04/10

If you’re at sea and want to hold an election, you have to cast your ballast.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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01/08/10

My wife is turned on by men with yachts. So I bought one. I guess turn a boat is foreplay.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 2.86 out of 5)
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01/04/10

Navy officers tend to behave admiralbly.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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