Puns tagged ‘sailing’:
09/16/14
Tying a sheepshank is plain knots if you ask me.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/22/13
A pirate ship is assailing vessel. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/29/13
A ship without a rudder has taken a stern for the worse.  (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...10/21/10
Vacations were cheaper before steamships, because cruises were always on sail. (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/04/10
If you’re at sea and want to hold an election, you have to cast your ballast. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/08/10
My wife is turned on by men with yachts. So I bought one. I guess turn a boat is foreplay. (7 votes, average: 2.86 out of 5) Loading ...01/04/10
Navy officers tend to behave admiralbly. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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