A nasty accident is causing a road detour at this weekend’s Pride Parade. So please, avert your gays.
transportation
A railroad track, aka a pullmanary artery.
Any country with good train service is highly decent rail-ized.
The first Concorde failed to achieve its goal of doubling the speed of sound. The dejected aeronautics engineers were upset, saying, “I guess it’s Mach 2 basics.”
Nobody liked the e-bike rider because he just moped around.
It could run on a glass of beer: the Ford Pinto.
Transatlantic zeppelins crashed so often they became known as dredgeables.
Do citrus farmers drive around in lime-oozings?
What’s the official flower of the USA?
Carnation.
What did the captain of the Titanic say after hitting the iceberg?
“This doesn’t boat well.”