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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘transportation’:

02/05/17

Luft hansa, please, if you’ve ever been on a German airline.

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09/22/16

Nobody liked the e-bike rider because he just moped around.

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09/05/15

Any country with good train service is highly decent rail-ized.

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12/19/14

The jet crashed into the ocean. It’s plane to sea.

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08/17/14

Truck drivers musn’t rest on their lorries.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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12/19/13

I sit in the back of trains. #LikeCaboose

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08/27/13

Hunched over on your e-bike? You look like Quasi moto!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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04/29/13

A ship without a rudder has taken a stern for the worse.

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11/26/12

An excited little person on a train might cause some low commotion.

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11/18/12

What’s the heaviest car? Astone Martin

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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