The first Concorde failed to achieve its goal of doubling the speed of sound. The dejected aeronautics engineers were upset, saying, “I guess it’s Mach 2 basics.”
Which mineral ought to come in standard containers? Quartz.
Peer pressure is rife within motorcycle gangs. The problem is everywhere. Really, it’s ‘u-bike-wit’-us’!
These days all airlines offer services such as wifi and Sky pee.
When my scooter was stolen, I moped.
Did Native Americans read the canoes-paper to find stuff out?
Would a flower-powered car run on vase-oline?
What’s the official flower of the USA?
Truck drivers musn’t rest on their lorries.
A nasty accident is causing a road detour at this weekend’s Pride Parade. So please, avert your gays.