The first Concorde failed to achieve its goal of doubling the speed of sound. The dejected aeronautics engineers were upset, saying, “I guess it’s Mach 2 basics.”
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Loading...Which mineral ought to come in standard containers? Quartz.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Peer pressure is rife within motorcycle gangs. The problem is everywhere. Really, it’s ‘u-bike-wit’-us’!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...These days all airlines offer services such as wifi and Sky pee.
(5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)Loading...When my scooter was stolen, I moped.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Did Native Americans read the canoes-paper to find stuff out?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Would a flower-powered car run on vase-oline?
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...What’s the official flower of the USA?
Carnation.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Truck drivers musn’t rest on their lorries.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A nasty accident is causing a road detour at this weekend’s Pride Parade. So please, avert your gays.
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