Anyone who steals a train has a loco motive.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...It could run on a glass of beer: the Ford Pinto.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Driving schools in Britain are very stringent. Truck drivers for example must have a back-a-lorry-up degree.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When Nelson defeated Napoleon, he destroyed their French ship.
(7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My wife is turned on by men with yachts. So I bought one. I guess turn a boat is foreplay.
(7 votes, average: 2.86 out of 5)Loading...Hunched over on your e-bike? You look like Quasi moto!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Are most cabbies dangerous drivers? Like the old saying goes – nothing’s certain but death in taxis.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Do citrus farmers drive around in lime-oozings?
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Escape from a moving transport truck? I can’t–I’m a freight.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Transatlantic zeppelins crashed so often they became known as dredgeables.
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